Monday, May 9, 2011

Mom is trolling for young bucks, ACCEPT drummer falls & breaks ribs, Blake Lively's boobs are lively, COREY TAYLOR jams with Duff McKagan, Chris Cornell does John Lennon, lotsa new boobies

  • Your friend's mother USED to look like this in a bikini.../li>

    and she's holding up well, but posting personal ads online looking for hook-ups.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Kind of like your constant nagging for attention. It's getting a tad old, don't you think?)
  • Despite the big yellow "X" taped to the pole on the stage, ACCEPT guitarist Herman Frank still managed to trip on one of 'em.

    ...and break four ribs in the process.


  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (But your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon)

  • Blake Lively's Boobs look...rather... um, Lively



    the rest of her fine ass is pretty lively too, in case you were wondering.

    Jessica Drake and Treasure track down some... err, treasure... in each other's pants (FreakShow Planet)

    Movie Review: THOR (Bullz-Eye)

    Natalina Marie is so nicely naked it's not even fair (z0d)

    Georgia Jones has one sweet peach...and by 'peach' we mean 'hiney'...and by 'hiney'...we mean... oh, you get it. (Daily Niner)




  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that resume of yours isn't padded as well as it should be)

  • We're sorry that COREY TAYLOR didn't get the gig with VELVET REVOLVER

    But he did manage to jam with DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED at the Golden Gods




  • The one and only CHRIS CORNELL jammed out "Imagine" in Hollywood:

    Somewhere in the great beyond, John Lennon is giving a golf clap.




  • That's enough of that... bring on the booty!.

  • Busty blonde Hannah Hilton is enjoying a bubble bath:

    Of COURSE she's not alone. That's London Keys keeping her company


  • Blonde half-wit Natalie Nice is in a pool saying...something.

    What she's saying isn't as important as the fact that she's saying it TOPLESS.


  • Sexy young Natalie Nice is our kind of mechanic.

    No, not really. She'd probably glue your gas tank shut and pee in the radiator. She looks great naked though.


  • Large-bosomed Alanah Rae is laying on the couch... in lingerie.

    It doesn't stay on for long. Do we really need to explain what happens next? Umm, no.


  • WHAAAAT? We gave FOUNDRY CAMS a makeover??? What are we, a bunch of gay guys? Wait, don't answer that until you see it.

    We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, HARDCORE cams, lower prices...which we all love, and a better user experience.
    So far, the response has beeen HUGE, so check it out for yourself:

    Click it, fool!


    and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

  • Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
    Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
    Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



    CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

    When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

    Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

    ...and that, friends... is the way to kin a cat with a spoon. Messy, but it gets the job done.


    Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
    You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
    - Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
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    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Thursday, May 5, 2011

    Mom is breathing exhaust, Gene Simmons on CASTLE, CONAN Trailer, THOR game trailer, PAUL STANLEY is still half-deaf, WARRANT has a new video, September Carrino, and Leanne Crow have hooters

    Since the Government ISN'T going to release photos of Osama Bin Laden's corpse, let's all look at this, shall we?
  • You know, your mom is a little close to that Lamborghini exhaust to be laying on the floor so close


  • She could get carbon monoxide poisioning or something... ya know? Then this personal ad would be kind of pointless.

    THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)
  • The one and only GENE SIMMONS made his *ahem* acting cameo in CASTLE the other day.

    That is indeed terrible. We're awfully sorry.



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

  • The great thing about the CONAN THE BARBARIAN reboot is that Ah-nuld isn't in it

    There's just something about Austrian man-boobs and a loin cloth that I think would prevent an audience from seeing this movie... you know, if he WERE in the summbitch.


  • Another trailer hit the web, and this one is for THOR... the video game, not the movie, you putz.

    Watching this trailer makes us want to kick puppies. Not kill 'em, just kick 'em. *boonk* Arf Arf! Arf!...*SCORE!*


  • Eva Longoria is super-duper excited!

    About what? We have no idea.

    and we're super-duper excited about her hiney... over here now.

    Rene Perez, Jana Foxy, and a whole lot MORE Lovin' in some Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

    A chat with Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih (Bullz-Eye)

    Sophie Dee is holding her boobs...otherwise they'd fall off (z0d)

    Melanie Rios is in White Lace Lingerie...but not for very long (Daily Niner)




  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

  • We're sorry that Paul Stanley from KISS can only hear out of one ear

    That would certainly explain some lacking KISS songs, now wouldn't it?




  • The guys in WARRANT have a new video online:

    WARRANT is still alive and making records? Who knew that? C'mon...show of hands...




  • OK, enough normal... where are the busty gals? Oh. Here. Silly us.

  • The busty young September Carrino is done working out and as luck would have it...

    She happens to have a tape measure to wrap around her 28JJ-sized boobs. We're guessing about the size, but at THAT big, who's keeping score?


  • On the other side of the pond we have Leanne Crow who can't seem to fit into her leopard-print dress.

    It's a little too tight to pack her enormous British bombs into, so why not let 'em hang out... that' right... hang out, we say!.


  • WHAAAAT? We gave FOUNDRY CAMS a makeover??? What are we, a bunch of gay guys? Wait, don't answer that until you see it.

    We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, HARDCORE cams, lower prices...which we all love, and a better user experience.
    So far, the response has beeen HUGE, so check it out for yourself:

    Click it, fool!


    and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

  • Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
    Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
    Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



    CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

    When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

    Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

    ...and that, friends... is the way to kin a cat with a spoon. Messy, but it gets the job done.


    Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
    You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
    - Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
    - Now Follow this one (we'll keep you posted about our ladies and what they're up to online on a daily basis)



  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Tuesday, May 3, 2011

    Mom is washing cars, Miley Cyrus covers NIRVANA, OZZY doesn't remember the 80's, Eva Longoria has a nice hiney, Yurizan Beltran, Austin Taylor

    While we wait patiently for the Government to release photos of the now-dead Osama Bin Laden, let's all look at THIS:
  • Your hot mom needs a little extra money:


  • So she's doing the car wash thing and posting online personal ads looking for a wealthy guy. Your dad is going to feel a little left out.

    THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)
  • MILEY CYRUS covered NIRVANA's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" ... Live... In Concert.

    Next Up, The Apocalypse!!


  • What, you didn't think we were going to link to a MILEY CYRUS album, did you?
    THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

  • Eva Longoria has what we'd refer to as a 'nifty hiney'

    and by 'nifty hiney' we mean 'nice arse'

    and if you like her nice arse there, look at it HERE

    Rene Perez, Jana Foxy, and a whole lot MORE Lovin' in some Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

    A Chat with Norm MacDonald (Bullz-Eye)

    Natalie Nice looks really Nice NAKED... well, almost (z0d)

    Naja Irie is a chocolate chipper vixen (Daily Niner)




  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

  • Once again we have some video of OZZY OSBOURNE. This time, he's watching a video of himself from 1981

    He doesn't remember it...at all. Is it really all that shocking that he doesn't?



  • LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

    OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

  • This, friends, is YURIZAN BELTRAN. She's got a tight bikini that seems to be a little dry.

    So what's a girl to do? Well she lubes them up liberally, of course.... duh. Winning!


  • ...and this young lady is Austin Taylor and she's ...*ahem*... auditioning for the Lingerie Bowl.

    Then her boyfriend enters the room, and Sha-blam...this happens. Don't blame us. We just oogle hineys.


  • Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

    We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


    and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

    Click it, fool!

  • Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
    Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
    Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



    CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

    When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

    Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

    ...and that, friends... is the way to kill a mouse with a spatula.


    Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
    You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
    - Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
    - Now Follow this one (we'll keep you posted about our ladies and what they're up to online on a daily basis)



  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Monday, May 2, 2011

    Bin Laden is D E A D, Denise Milani and a Ford GT, More Twitters, More Lindsay Lohan, OZZY in Panama, ZAKK WYLDE on George Lopez, AC/DC in Argentina, New Transformers Trailer


    Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
    You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
    - Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
    - Now Follow this one (we'll keep you posted about our ladies and what they're up to online on a daily basis)



  • Our pal DENISE MILANI is trying to push this car all the way through the desert with her tight bottom


  • The car isn't hers. The grudge is. Don't piss off your woman or she'll post ads like this...and crash your car.

    THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)
  • Well, it's only TERRIBLE because we haven't seen photos of the corpse yet. Let's go look at the bodies!

    Ding Dong, The dick is dead! Which old dick? The bearded dick!



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

  • The first official trailer for TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON is ripe with pissed off Decepticons blowing up cities:

    This one might actually be better than the first two. Speaking of which... Sha-boom.


  • Double dose of TRANSFORMERS. Geek out, whydontcha?

  • Oh boy! A Whole photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan grabbing her boob!

    and we don't mean her father... ooooooh *rimshot*

    Rene Perez, Jana Fox, and a whole lotta Lovin' (FreakShow Planet)

    Bullz-Eye's Real Guide for Men: How to stock your Bar (Bullz-Eye)

    What You Didn't Know About Dana White (Mens Fitness)

    Roxanna Milan, her Blue Panties, and not much else (z0d)

    Ash, Tasha, a lot of hair bleach and a lot of nakedness (Daily Niner)




  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

  • Thet's OZZY OSBOURNE shaking hands with the President of Panama:

    God only knows if the two understood one another...Perhaps. Perhaps not. Perhaps they used the universal language of love and jerked each other off. Nah, no lemon party here.



  • LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

    Speaking of OZZY, Mr. ZAKK WYLDE joined George Lopez's band MICHAEL BEARDEN & THE ESE VATOS for a performance of the LENNY KRAVITZ song, "Are you gonna go my Way?"

    Very quickly, he made them all look like rank amateurs.


    After two years, the guys in AC/DC have a new CD/Blu-Ray Documentary about to be released:

    200,000 rabid Argentinians over three shows. Check out all the devil horns in the crowd. What do you think the merchandising take for this show was? Oh man, it had to be at LEAST $200. Err, perhaps more.

    ORDER IT. Be cool like us... Or be lame.

    OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

    Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

    We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


    and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

    Click it, fool!

  • Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
    Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
    Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



    CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

    When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

    Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

    ...and that, friends... is the way to deep-fry a bullfrog.

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


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