Friday Links: Bad Lieutenant and The Descent get the Sequel Treatment, Miserable Matador, Hineylicious Hiney, Busty Bikini Babes on the Beach

Thank GOD it's Fridee. how's about you go check out which one of your neighbor's wives is looking for a fling. Treat yourself!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Check out what's getting the sequel treatment these days:

Who would have thought Bad Lieutenant needed a sequel?


...and why the hell would the girls from THE DESCENT go BACK down into the caves? Yeah, we have no idea either.

We never heard of him before today, but Isreal Lanco sucks at Bullfighting Watch him get mauled by an angry bull
Thanks to Don Chavez for the heads up.

Gentlemen, we salute you AND your Deloreans:

Want to see a guy wrestling a girl? Of COURSE you do. Our money's on the guy... and so is that of our buds at TockSick

Who could THIS hiney belong to? she's not peeing her pants in this shot ...like she's done in others:

This kind-of-hotness was brought to you by our pals at drunken stepfather

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your woman won't go down on you anymore.)

Everyone who wants to watch Carol diddle herself just raise your hand.

Wow, that's a big showing. OK, go on...click it.

Say kids, Jessica Canizales is a magnificent piece of PLAYBOY hotness.

...and apparently she hates her bikini. Bad, bad bikini.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

If you come up for air this weekend after humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

April O'Neil Flashes In The Park
Rapper Pitbull Punches a Fan During Concert
Carol strips out of her Shiny Black Dress and Bra
The Descent 2 - Trailer
Alison Angel Naked at the Beach
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans - Trailer

 

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Thursday Links: Too-heavy Tweeting, New Music Headlines, Limp Bizkit Live in Lithuania, Creepy Turkish Kid, Jessica Biel Naked

These 150-pound dumbbells were too heavy to lift:

So Tweeted them. That's almost as good, right?

The nice guys at Trailer Trasher thought of 10 ways to make Terminator: Salvation better

It wasn't THAT bad, was it?

You like booze and women, don't you, Chet? well, so does your wife...and LOTS of 'em too. The married kind.

Jesus H. Christalmighty, this robot-fighting-hotness has some amazing bosoms:

This not-even-remotely-subtle photo shoot was brought to you by our pals at drunken stepfather

So... LIMP BIZKIT got back together and is on tour:
Odd, considering Wes Borland said he'd never go back. Money talks. Loud, apparently.

 

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on KISS, DROWNING POOL, JUDAS PRIEST, and more... all in The Latest Music Headlines

Who knew the TODAY Show fucked up so much? Check out The 10 Funniest TODAY show bloopers of All Time
Thanks to our fine friends at Manofest for that li'l list.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What the FUCK is so funny, fatty?

Oh. You're Turkish. Nevermind.

(now THIS is going to sting)

'Scuse me, miss... you might want to, umm... duck?

Yowch. Nice recovery, kiddo.

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you ran out of hand lotion.)

The super-sexy, and super-fit Jessica Biel got naked in POWDER BLUE.

Would you LOOK at the triceps on her? DAYUM.

Folks, Simi can't keep her hands off her boobs.

We would too if she'd let us.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Jessica Canizales Peels Off Her Pink Bikini
Romanian Sideline Reporter Gets Hit With Soccer Ball
Jessica Biel Topless in POWDER BLUE
LIMP BIZKIT: 'Rollin' LIVE in Vilnius
Simi Can't Keep Her Hands Off Her 34Ds
Chubby Turkish Kid With Crazy Laugh

 

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Wednesday Links: Ugly teen-touching teacher, Hot Sluts, Mr T sings, Mr Big Reunites and Records, Lita Ford Returns, Zuzana, September, and Lots of Big Boob Babes

At last...a teen-diddling-teacher (allegedly) who we WOULDN'T want to take advantage of:

Indecent liberties, eh? So that's what they're calling it now.

Holy Shit. Paper Towels are the new Sham-WOW
Thanks to our buds at TastyBooze

 

You like booze and women, don't you, Chet? well, so does your wife...and LOTS of 'em too. The married kind.

Sir... you should NOT be wearing that shirt:

It's just terribly inaccurate, you know.

 

Who wants to see HOT SLUTS??? It's the new series created by: A.D. Miles (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Head Writer)
Thanks to our fine friends at Atom Films for that one.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

That's Mr T at Wrigley field. Trying to sing.

Eh, it's not all that bad. He was Clubber Lang and He was in DC Cab..

(and now four guys who CAN sing...)

Is that new music from MR BIG?:

Billy Sheehan, Paul Gilbert, Eric Martin, and Pat Torpey playing circles around most of today's popular artists.

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're out of tissues.)

This naturally large-breasted beauty is September Carrino and she's hosing down her massive melons.

You never can wash boobs too thoroughly, can you?

Everyone, meet Gina B. and Peaches. They can't keep their hands off one another. At all.

...and we're not about to stop them.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


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After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Zuzana Drabinova Displays her Dynamite D-Cups
LITA FORD: 'Kiss Me Deadly' LIVE in Ft Myers, Florida
September Carrino Hoses Down Her Huge Boobs
Man Mows Down Traffic Cop to Avoid Parking Ticket
Gina B. and Peaches Can't Keep their Hands Off Each other
Mr T sings 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' at Wrigley Field
PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Sara Stokes Strips Naked
Anthony Bourdain Falls Off His ATV

 

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At last a teen-diddling teacher (allegedly) who we WOULDN'T want to have sex with

Jessica Bailey Wishnask of Leland, North Carolina looks sleepy...
....and unattractive.

Teacher resigns: Arrested for indecent liberties

Indecent Liberties, eh? That's what we're calling it now?

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Tuesday Links: Peeing in the Pool, New Opie and Anthony Show Audio, SURROGATES trailer, Anthony Bourdain vs. ATV, Brandi Bryant and her Big Boobs, Carli Banks Loses Her Lingerie

Spending Memorial day outdoors, by the pool, NOT working...Tweeting the peeps at the pool:

OK, fine. We peed in it.

Hey look, it's the Kardashian Sisters... no, not the Kardashian who made a sex tape with Ray J.

This non-celebrity sex tape starlet brought to you by our fellow addicts at Drunkenstepfather.

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

New Opie and Anthony Show Audio: Here's some fancy new production from the ol' Opie and Anthony Show for you to enjoy:
Vosipedia - the Ultimate Online Research Tool
1000 Ways to Woo Your Lover - With Andrew Dice Clay

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh man, it's Bruce Willis doing the John McClane thing again.

Only this time, it's in SURROGATES, and not DIE HARD... or so we're told.

Excuse me, Anthony Bourdain, can we have your auto---:

...oh wait, nevermind. You have an ATV on top you.

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, no... we're not.)

This large-breasted vixen is Brandi Bryant and she's from Colorado.

...and we smacked our heads into our monitor. Again.

This hot little number is Carli Banks and her red lace lingerie has just got to be removed.

...and she just might have a purple vibrating friend.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Celina Rolls Around Naked in Bed
Bungee Jumping Off A Cliff
Nella Dances and Gets Naked at the Strip Club
Carli Banks Loses Her Red Lace Lingerie
CCTV: Cyclist hit by car in intersection in Turkey
SURROGATES - trailer 1
Brandi Bryant Talks about Dating and Gets Naked
Anthony Bourdain Falls Off His ATV

 

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Friday Links: Mutt in the bed, Porn Star gags during fellatio-fest, Crappy Kansas Driving, KISS on American Idol, Busty Brooke Haven Blows a Glass Dildo

Waking up next to a strange woman is one thing, but DAMN...

Yeah, that's a joke. We don't hump the dog. Often.s

With Terminator: Salvation opening today, it's only appropriate that we feature a Terminator parody all about Handjobs (Thanks to our friends at Atom)

We don't know much about sports, but we DO know Perfect Strangers.

Apparently Manu Ginobili from the SPURS looks like Bronson Pinchot. We're not going to disagree.

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

Heh. That's one seriously big Kindle. Thanks to our boys at COED Magazine

...and one time, this porn chick named Cora blew SO many guys...

This girl Cora... aka Carolin Berger...is what we call a 'Go Getter'... or a 'Go Gagger'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Sir... you suck, and so does your driving.

That's it. We're avoiding Kansas at all costs.

Those opportunists is KISS were rockig out with Adam Lambert last night on American Idol:

...yeah, those dirty, filthy... rich as fuck...oppor...tunists. Shit. We choose the wrong line of work.

He's OZZY OSBOURNE and he thinks there's voodoo in your phone...

Rawk. Bitches.

(As long as we're talking about rock bands... MÖTLEY CRÜE is hitting the road with GODSMACK, THEORY OF A DEAD MAN, DROWNING POOL, and CHARM CITY DEVILS at CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're going to need a mop.)

This hot piece of amazing ass is Brooke Haven and she's got a glass dildo.

...and we all have rods.

Renata Daninsky has an itchy bikini. It has to come off.

Away with you, vile bikini!

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Renata Daninsky Peels Off Her Bikini Poolside
Caught on CCTV: Car Smashes Through Wichita City Hall
PLAYBOY Coed of the Month - Lindsey Alvarez Displays her 34D's
Caught on CCTV: Robbers attack man in motorized wheelchair
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Gets Rid of Her Long Black Gloves...and Bra
Smoker sets off Sprinkler and Floods Subway Store
Brooke Haven Blows a Glass Dildo
KISS performs with Adam Lambert on American Idol Finale

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Thursday Links: Bree Olson Pencil holder, Terminator Spoof, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, Buff Babes and their Boobs, New videos from OZZY and DROWNING POOL

You love Bree Olson, right?

Now you can get this realistic Bree Olson CyberSkin Pencil Holder - at a 33% discount, no less!!

With Terminator: Salvation opening today, it's only appropriate that we feature a Terminator parody all about Handjobs (Thanks to our friends at Atom)

Whoa...nipples.

Yeah, umm she's done some TV and she umm, yeah... This total distraction comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

Since the Cannes Film Festival is going on, it's timely that we point out the Festival of Cans (SFW). Thanks to our boys at COED Magazine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He's Robert Downey Jr and he's a friggin' action hero...

Funny how that IRON MAN thing opened up doors for a fella, eh?

Our boys in DROWNING POOL have a new video for "Shame":

...and there probably IS.

He's OZZY OSBOURNE and he thinks there's voodoo in your phone...

Rawk. Bitches.

(While we're talking about DROWNING POOL, we should mention that they're joining MÖTLEY CRÜE on the road at CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're going to need a mop.)

Gents (and ladies), this is Tara Scotti.

Tara is an IFBB Figure Competitor and her boobs can kick your ass.

Nella Has a Gold Bikini. The Bikini is evil. She MUST remove it.

Away with you, vile bikini!

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Crystal Gunns and Her Sex Machine
DROWNING POOL: 'Shame' - Official Video
Tara Scotti Strips Down to her Pink Panties
OZZY OSBOURNE is spooked by the Samsung Alias 2
Naughty Nella takes off Her Gold Bikini
SHERLOCK HOLMES - Trailer 1

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