Friday, July 31, 2009

Friday Links: Lonely wives need love, Up Close Lightning Bolt, Lots of Link Love, METALLICA and ANVIL perform LIVE, Sexy time with Misty Anderson, Cristina Del Basso, and Violet

  • There's a lonely wife out there, fellas... and she's yours for the taking:

    This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

  • ...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

    She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!
  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Whoa! That bolt of lightning was close enough to burn off your eyebrows:

    We certainly hope the insurance was paid up. Ka-Blooey.


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

    George Clooney's New Girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

    Kayden Kross is all Kinds of Kinky (glam0ur)

    25 random MLB trade thoughts and predictions (Scores Report)

    Bianca Beauchamp: The girl with a thousand looks.. All of them hot! (Freakshow Planet)

    Valentina Vaughn is Very...Naked (Daily Niner)

    19 of the all-time classic Lite Beer "All-Star Team" commercials

    Shake Weight Just Beats Off The Fat

    Spoof Commercial for 'The Internet' (atom)

    Hot 100: Stacy Keibler (DJMICK)

    Little Boy Dancer (College Humor)

    Tiffani Thiessen is Really Busy Making Us Laugh (Whip it out Comedy)

    22 More Fan Tattoos Of Comedians: The Joke's On Them! (The Laugh Track)


  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

  • Muscular Misty Anderson is going for a ride:

    If only she could keep her clothes on...aww, who cares.

  • This Italian goddess is Cristina Del Basso is a Big Brother fixture who has segued into nude modeling:

    Those Big Brother Girls LOVE making sex tapes.

  • From boobs, we move to bands...and these little dots otherwise known as METALLICA:

    The guys performed "The Ecstasy Of Gold" LIVE for the first time ever in Copenhagen, Denmark.

  • Those lucky old men in ANVIL are playing stadiums:

    Gillette Stadium, actually. Opening up for AC/DC.

  • Aaaand back to boobies, here's Violet, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips:

    She's busty, beautiful, and Loves getting dolled up like a pinup girl... and then getting naked.

  • As long as we're on the subject, Xesca, JesseJo, Tori and Coco from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their asses to 'Work That Body' by LIL HAZE:

    COCO IS BLOWING YOU A KISS! CLICK IT!!


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    Thursday, July 30, 2009

    FOUNDRY CAMS: WORK THAT BODY

    Our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Xesca, JesseJo, Tori and Coco from are trying something a little different for this video. We handed them some official FoundryMusic merchandise and "Work That Body" by LIL HAZE (featuring RAY J), and the strangest thing happened...we got more ass-shaking than we've ever seen in one clip.

    COCO IS BLOWING YOU A KISS! CLICK IT!!

    Thanks be to our boy Chris and LIL HAZE for letting us use 'Work That Body' (click to download)

    Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

    FoundryMusic
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    (and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

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    FOUNDRY CAMS: WORK THAT BODY

    FOUNDRY CAMS: WORK THAT BODY
    Video sent by foundrymusic

    Our girls Xesca, Jesse J, Tori and Coco are trying something a little different for this video. We handed them some official FoundryMusic merchandise and "Work That Body" by LI'L HAZE (featuring RAY J), and the strangest thing happened...we got more ass-shaking than we've ever seen in one clip.

    Thursday Links: Your Friend's Hot Mom, Broken Wrist Blues, DORO is Breaking the Law, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Hardbodies Gisele and Kelly Ryan

  • If your friend's mom doesn't get off your car hood soon you may have to teach her a lesson:



    This MILF on a car was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with your friend's hot mom.





  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Honestly, when you see a clip begin with a guy running up a ramp of milk crates...




    You know within SECONDS that it's not going to end well.




  • That's Not-So Terrible:

    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)



    Ginger Spice Shows off Her Big Boobs (it's not like she never POSED NUDE FOR VIDEOS before, you know)



    Jamie Lynn is just jaw-dropping gorgeous (glam0ur)



    25 random MLB trade thoughts and predictions (Scores Report)



    4 Bad Reactions To Getting Fired



    Madison Scott has a Fountain shooting up her butt crack (Daily Niner)



    Hip Hop Tattoo Fail



    The Laker Girls Held Auditions (Epic Carnival)



    Why Everyone in Oklahoma is Fat (atom)



    OJ Simpson's Cellmate Hates Him (Joack and Balls)



    Pennsylvania lady loves roller coasters way too much (Blog Of Hilarity)



    25 Extremely Rare Star Wars Photos (Manofest)






  • I'M SORRY:

    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)



  • This is Fitness Model Kelly Ryan:



    Her muscles are so huge, her clothes simply won't fit. That's her story and she's sticking to it.




  • From boobs, we move to bands...German ones, specifically...with DORO:



    Doro Pesch singing "Breaking The Law" by JUDAS PRIEST. RAWK.




  • Aaaand back to boobies, here's Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips:



    Admit it. You Love Gisele... and so does her vibrator.




  • As long as we're on the subject, Xesca, Jesse J, Tori and Coco from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their asses to 'Work That Body' by LIL HAZE:







    COCO IS BLOWING YOU A KISS! CLICK IT!!






  • (and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

  • Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:



    FOUNDRY CAMS: Work That Body

    Milk Crate Climbing Leads To Broken Wrist

    FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele in a Fishnet Body Stocking

    DORO - 'Breaking The Law' LIVE in Germany

    Fitness Model Kelly Ryan Strips Naked



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  • Wednesday, July 29, 2009

    FOUNDRY CAMS: Sasha Is A Dirty Little Girl

    FOUNDRY CAMS: Sasha Is A Dirty Little Girl
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    Sexy Sasha from FOUNDRY CAMS has outdone herself in this video. She's decked out in a F*CK ME shirt and the tiniest pair of black panties, but before long, she's topless and showing off her perfect breasts for us all to drool over. Music by PAUL MAHOS & NEW LIFE CRISIS.

    FOUNDRY CAMS: Gorgeous Girls Slipslide with LADIES OF SPORT

    FOUNDRY CAMS: Gorgeous Girls Slipslide with LADIES OF SPORT
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    This video installment features the fine flock of FOUNDRY CAMS girls moving their bodies sensually to "Slipslide" by The LADIES OF SPORT (which featues our buddy Rich, who remixed many of the original FOUNDRY songs).
    It's a nice change of pace to see the girls in a more mellow setting with a soothing soundtrack.

    Wednesday Links: Your Hot Ass Secretary, Bashed up Monitor, Loaded with Links, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Teen Kasia, Paris, and Marketa self love

  • Hot-ass secretaries were meant to be fooled around with:

    This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • You know, Dance Dance Revolution is frustrating:

    But it's not worth smashing your computer over. Or IS it?


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

    Katy Perry's sense of humor sucks worse than her spelling (Drunken Stepfather)

    Zdenka Podkapova is so...very...topless (z0d)

    Guest Model: Valentina Vaughn (Bullz-Eye)

    Extravagant And Unusual Requests By Hotel Guests (DJMICK)

    Madison Scott has a Fountain shooting up her butt crack (Daily Niner)

    15 Awful Car Tattoos

    Laughter Yoga - Laugh yourself Healthy (URLEsque)

    Kayaker Plunges 186 Feet in World Record Stunt (Asylum)

    7 Music Video Games That Need to be Made Right Now (I Heart Chaos)

    Drunk Celebrities - A Gallery (Banned In Hollywood)

    Maine Codfish Race Erupts Into Brawl (Don Chavez)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

  • Everyone say hello to Teen Kasia the stripping nurse:

    As you might imagine, Teen Kasia is a teen. She is NOT, however, a nurse. The shoes are a dead giveaway.

  • The lovely Paris is playing with an ice cube:

    That, friends... is the luckiest...ice...cube...EVER.

  • And this, folks, is Marketa Belonoha:

    She's Czech. She's naked. She's rubbing herself with lotion. That is ALL the information you need.

  • From boobs, we move to bands, with NEW music from ALICE IN CHAINS:

    That's "A Looking In View" LIVE in Detroit. Beeeyotch.


  • (Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    Angry DDR Gamer Smashes Monitor
    Marketa Belonoha Bathroom Rub Down
    ALICE IN CHAINS: 'A Looking In View' LIVE in Detroit
    Teen Kasia The Stripping Nurse
    Mattress Dominoes World Record Attempt
    Paris Plays With a Very Lucky Ice Cube
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    Tuesday, July 28, 2009

    Tuesday Links: Damn The Dancing Bear, Clumsy Pageant Host, Lots Of Links, KISS Unmasked, Machine Head Unconscious, Jenny Poussin, Sara Stone, and Alex

  • Your girl went to a bachelorette party and came home drunk, sticky, and (maybe) knocked up:

    Damn you Dancing Bear!

  • Don't get mad at her, just have an affair with a hot-ass MILF...

    Divorced women and cougars make the best hook-up partners, don't they.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Czech actor Jan Kraus had a whoopsie at the Miss Slovakia 2009 pageant:

    That would be the END of the stage you fell through, Jan...


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

    Tara Reid in a Yellow Bikini (We still liked her better when she was getting naked all the time.)

    Nika Noir is Naughty In Lace (z0d)

    (500) Days of Summer - Review (Bullz-Eye)

    The Cleveland Cavaliers dance team held auditions (Epic Carnival)

    Sasha Grey and the luckiest vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

    Peter Pan Got Married (URLesque)

    Legend Of Neil - Season 2 (atom)

    8 Videos Of Idiots Being Owned By Ladders (BigStupidIdiot)

    Sea Lion Dies of Sex Exhaustion ... or Does He? (LemonDrop)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

  • Large-breasted adult starlet Sara Stone isn't afraid to eat a turkey sandwich on camera:

    She also isn't afraid to take one up the keyster. Atta Girl, Sara!

  • Check out fitness Model Jenny Poussin:

    That is one VERY VERY lucky exercise ball.

  • From babes, we move on to blockbusters...or games based on blockbusters:

    Listen. IRON MAN is real. Period. End of Discussion.

  • And from Blockbuster games to Bands, we check out Gene, Eric, Tommy, and NOT Paul from KISS:

    Unmasked for the first time since 1995.

  • Phil Demmel from MACHINE HEAD passed out on stage in Finland:

    ..and it's not the first time this has happened, either.


  • (Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    IRON MAN 2 - Game Trailer
    Alexis Strips out of Her Stockings and Lingerie
    KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE and Unmasked at Comic Con
    Sara Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows off Her Boobs
    Jan Kraus Falls Through Stage at The Miss Slovakia 2009 Pageant
    Cleo Banks Sexy Striptease
    MACHINE HEAD Guitarist Passes Out in Finland
    Jenny Poussin and The Exercise Ball
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    Monday, July 27, 2009

    Monday Links: Live Bait Machine, Uppity Convict Gets Tased, Lots Of Links, TRON Legacy and SAW 6 Trailers, Veronika Simon and Angela McLin Get Naked

  • You never know what you're going to find when you spend the weekend in Northeast PA:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the Live Bait Vending Machine, outside of a convenience store. Of course, we posted it to Zannel

  • If this is what the room looked like BEFORE you spent the weekend hammering away at your married co-worker...

    Then give yourself a few hundred pats on the back. Just make sure you cleaned the handprints off the mirror. No evidence, remember?


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Mommy, why did the nice man in the orange jumpsuit get tased?

    Because, sweety. He was uppity. Well, that and he was a shackled convict running after a lawyer in a courtroom.


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

    Tara Reid loves (pointing at) booze ('Memba when Tara Reid was getting naked all the time? We do.)

    Diana Doll is Damn Sexy in Fishnets (z0d)

    Create and Send your own insult E-card! (Bullz-Eye)

    Camel vs Car! (DJMICK)

    Cassia Riley Can't Keep Her Clothes On (Daily Niner)

    8 Bit Thuggin' (I Heart Chaos)

    Fictional TV Bars Where We Most want to Grab a Beer

    Snut Before The Internet

    10 Surefire Ways to Predict the Winner of a Boxing Match or Bar Fight (The Bachelor Guy)

    Best of Yahoo Answers: Ass Babies (Whip It Out Comedy)

    Screenshots of the other videos in Goblazers1 Daily Motion account (Don Chavez)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

  • Texas-born PLAYBOY hottie Angela McLin has a religious objection to tight clothes:

    Our objection is more broad...not religious in nature. We just hate women in clothes.

  • Super-fit blonde hotness Veronika Simon is touching herself on the bed:

    Which is EXACTLY what we'd be doing if we were allowed near her. Stupid restraining order.

  • From babes, we move on to blockbusters...kinda, with another addition to the SAW film franchise:

    Jigsaw is still alive (How? We dunno)... and another group of schlubs isn't, as usual.

  • OK, those of you who remember TRON raise your hands:

    Jeff Bridges is back, and the light cycles look...well, 25 years more-gooder.


  • (Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    TRON LEGACY - Teaser Trailer
    Angela McLin Pulls Her 32D Breasts from Her Red Dress
    SAW 6 Red Band Trailer
    Veronika Simon Nude On The Bed
    Percy Allen Phillips Tased in Courtroom
    Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs In Public
    Brilliant Comments at the Santa Cruz City Council Meeting
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    Friday, July 24, 2009

    Friday Links: It's Gonna be a Sans-Pants Weekend with the Dancing Bear, Korean Parliament Catfight, Lots O' Linkage, MÖTLEY CRÜE singer ass-plant, Angela Taylor, Lela Star and Lorna Morgan

  • Friday is finally here! The weekend approaches. You know what that means! Pants = optional.

    This sexy big booty girl on the motel bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with big booty girls on motel beds. They're a proud organization and need your support.

  • For you ladies, no need to feel left out. The Dancing Bear is here for you.

    ...and he'll be dangling his privates in your face and dunking them in your drink tonight when you go out with the girls


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Working in the South Korean Parliament looks like a fun gig, don't it?

    Ladies, ladies, LADIES... get a handle on yourselves, would you PLEASE?


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your sense of entitlement is, bitch-boy...you'll grow up one day.)

    Milla Jovovich is a Tad Mannish (But she has been known to look really great naked on occasion)

    Crystal Klein in Kind Of Hot... OK, she's VERY hot (z0d)

    10 Ways Hillary Clinton Can Prove She's Still Secretary of State, Dammit (Veto Corleone)

    College Majors Ranked On Chance Of Losing Virginity (Whip It Out Comedy)

    20 Posterizing Dunks That Make LeBron James' Tape Seem Cavalier

    Adam McKay Wants You To Watch "The Voice"

    Jelena Jensen and Shay Laren Make a Sexy Sandwich (Daily Niner)

    Boobs Make Great Beer Holders

    Hit My Baby One More Time (College Humor)

    MacGyver Loves Nude Children

    When Nerds Seek Mates (The Bachelor Guy)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)

  • Sexy Cuban-born adult starlet Lela Star can't seem to keep her shirt on:

    We sympathize... so we're taking off our pants.

  • California cutie Angela Taylor is feeling herself up on the couch:

    What a coincidence! We were doing the same shit about ten minutes ago. Only not as sexy.

  • What could be better than seeing Busty Brit Lorna Morgan topless?

    How's about six minutes of it? Yeah, that's pretty cool.

  • From racks, we move to rock...basically at CRUE FEST 2 where if you were lucky you saw Vince Neil fall on his ass:

    Rock on, Vinnie. Don't let that li'l slip and the ensuing pointing-and-laughing bother you.


  • (Sticking with the rock, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • After you get done messing around with your friend's hot mom stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    Lorna Morgan Hauls Out Her Heavy Hooters
    MÖTLEY CRÜE: Vince Neil Slips and Falls On Stage During 'Dr Feelgood'
    Angela Taylor Feels Herself Up
    South Korean Parliament Fight
    Lela Star Topless Montage
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