Sunday, October 31, 2010

FOUNDRY CAMS: 11 Halloween Hotties set the World On Fire



Boo. Scary.... It's Halloween again (and yes, we needed to be told, because we totally forgot until we say a bunch of kids wandering around in IRON MAN costumes asking for candy). We have something a litle BETTER than Candy for you, friends. we have ELEVEN scantily-clad, costumed cam babes shaking their amazing asses to "World On Fire", the latest from Greek metal outfit FIREWIND, the band that spawned Gus G., who is currently on the road with OZZY OSBOURNE.
Thanks to the always beautiful Wanda, Angelica, Delilah, Layla, Lizzy, Sweet Victoria, Aspen, Femme, Danni G, Nina, and Shanelle for the ASS-tacular videos.
Thanks again to FIREWIND for 'World On Fire'
Thanks to Jon for the editing as always.



Click on those well-placed pasties and give yourself eleven reasons to head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and see what's UNDER the girls' costumes...

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Take a second and grab some FIREWIND online as long as you're clicking away with your free hand:


Of course, you can always snag yourself some FIREWIND over at iTunes
Firewind

You can also catch Gus G. on tour with OZZY OSBOURNE right now!... so get those tickets, Chester!

Not to be outdone, FIREWIND is playing shows while Gus takes a break from OZZY - get THOSE tickets here!

Let's see, did we cover everything?
1. Halloween? Yup
2. Amazing new video? Yup
3. Firewind and OZZY plugs? eeeYUP.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Oil Tank Explosioin, Sloppy Old Ass, MEGADETH and SLAYER live in Bulgaria, Gemma Massey Nude for the first time, Nikki simms Nude for the Billionth time, Busty Car Wash



  • Unemployment ain't so bad, you know... Look at all the jobless hotties hanging out at the bar...

    Who gives a shit where the boyfriends are... they're not around, so make your move. As far as you're concerned, these gals are SINGLE!


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)
  • WHY did the Shell oil worker use his cell phone like a flashlight to look into the tanker?

    Maybe he dropped his MENSA pin and he was looking for it. Ka-Blooey.


  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    WOWEE. Someone's Ass Got all sloppy. Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

    We don't know what she did to ravage herself, but she was a helluva lot hotter as Althea Flynt...and she wasn't that hot


    Breanne Benson is doing a half-assed job of covering up her boobs. It's A-OK with us (z0d)

    Tori Black is doing this 'Flashdance' thing... only she's showing her vagina (Dailyniner)

    Best Death Scenes: Saw Edition (Bullz-Eye)

    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

  • In honor of the release of Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria our friends in MEGADETH have put out this clip:

    Just like the Pied Piper... led rats through the streets... we something something something something....

  • Oh yeah. The DAY this goes on sale we're picking it up. No waiting here.


  • Also in Buglaria were our pals in SLAYER tearing through "Disciple":

    Once again, this footage was taken from the Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria release, which we'll be drooling over until it's out in stores.


  • Sure, what the heck... one more plug won't kill ya.

    Metal and MY GOD those boobs are awesome!

  • What do you do when you got a $100k Rolls Royce and Busty, soapy girls like Leanne and Kelley?:

    You put those bitches to work, dammit! and THEN you watch 'em have sex with one another. Duh.


  • British bombshell Gemma Massey is the kind of girl who isn't used to getting naked... until now. Ooga Booga is this woman smmokin' hot.

    Gemma Massey. Naked on camera for the first time EVER. Yaaaaaay!


  • 22 year-old pig-tailed redhead Jayme Langford will make you second guess your dislike of redheads.

    Well, she did in our case See, reheads never really did much for us. Till now.


  • Nikki Simms aka 'Next Door Nikki' and her enormous natural boobs have been an online fixture for years.

    And after seeing her in this clip we're officially jealous of the bunk beds. God. Damn.



  • Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



    Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
    Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.



  • ...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Tuesday, October 26, 2010

    Drunk on a city bench, Crab Vending Machine, the Origin of Scorpion, FOUNDRY on Sports TV, Karissa Shannon is sloppy-sexy, Satriani LIVE in London Megadeth and SLAYER, New Foundry Cams Video



  • After striking out at the bars all night you spot this lovely on a city bench...

    hey boyfriend dumped her ass there and left her... she's RIGHT where you need her to be, fella. Now scoop her up and bring a puke rag


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)
  • ...and topping the list of shit we're NEVER going to eat from a vending machine...

    LIVE CRAB. NEVER.


  • Are you one of the gazillions of people who wonder about the backstory of Scorpion from MORTAL KOMBAT?

    Well you're not alone. This fire-breathing spear-chucker wasn't always such a meanie. MORTAL KOMBAT: Scorpion is coming soon!


  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

  • Talk about ego-stroking-AWESOME...'Pendulum' from FOUNDRY 'Retooled' showed up on TV the other night:

    Thanks to the guys at Monday Evening Quarterback for having excellent taste in music...

  • Now, the REAL question is ... DO YOU have Awesome taste in music?
    FOUNDRY: Retooled EP - on Sale now!


    Karissa Shannon is Bloated and Sloppy (Drunken Stepfather)

    But that shouldn't stop you...from buying the just-released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' sex tape


    Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

    Top 49 Men of 2010 (Ask Men)

    Erin Montgomery Enjoys Rubbing her nude body. We wouldn't mind rubbing it either (z0d)

    Georgia Jones is not remotely shy about showing off her hairless peach (Dailyniner)

    Top Ten NFL Douchebags (Top Ten NFL Douchebags)

    Amy Reid has really big boobs...and a small bikini...and really big boobs (Freakshow Planet)

    Heat Vision and Jack: The Greatest Show That Never Was (FunnyCrave)

    Iron Man Classic Pinball for Your Dude Den (The Bachelor Guy)

    Sexy Vampirenes at Bran Castle (Bullz-Eye)

    Scarlett Johansson Photo Gallery (ForkParty)

    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

  • Our guitar-shredding bald-headed pal JOE SATRIANI is on tour now click for tickets and this footage comes right out of London:

    Satch is out promoting Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

  • Don't be an ass. Pick up Satch's new disc.


  • On the final night of the Jägermeister Fall Music Tour MEGADETH brought out SLAYER (and former-MEGADETH) guitarist Kerry King on stage:

    ...to play "Rattlehead" which they hadn't played in 26 years... who wants to bet some guys were practicing for a while?


  • The teaser trailer for Wes Craven's latest SCREAM sequel is online:

    SCREAM re-defined the horror genre... will SCREAM 4 ruin it? I guess we'll see



  • Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

  • ALL-American beauty Alexis Texas has to free herself from her constrictive bra:

    So that she may diddle freely without that bulky lingerie getting in the way Diddle Alexis! Diddle Alexis until your hands go numb!


  • Busty Kelley Scarlett is half Trinidadian and half Irish, and if her boobs were any bigger, she'd be walking around bent over.

    Watch what happens when Kelley loses that pesky pink top only at I Love Bitties!



  • Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



    Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
    Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.



  • ...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Friday, October 22, 2010

    One last FF @CraveOnlineNews @OlympicUpdate @njunderground01 @bckids1208 @DoubleViking @BrothaJonze @URwingman @OriginalNixster @KatSoGlam
    Holy crap! We have 20 sexy busty leggy mostly naked & BISEXUAL webcam babes online LIVE right now. Someone get a mop. http://bit.ly/d0wXri
    Holy crap! We have 20 sexy busty leggy mostly naked & BISEXUAL webcam babes online LIVE right now. Someone get a mop. http://bit.ly/d0wXri
    He's Joe Satriani & he plays guitar better than everyone in your entire family http://ping.fm/VSiCh
    SO. VERY. METAL. Slayer and Megadeth perform LIVE in California http://ping.fm/F30ig
    Topping the list of food we don't want to buy from a vending machine: Live Crabs http://ping.fm/yvAsY

    Thursday, October 21, 2010

    Profile of a Poo Eater, Drive Angry Trailer 2, SLASH Acoustic, ALICE COOPER's old-school nip-slip, Heather Summers, September Carrino, Priya Anjali Rai



  • If you're scouring the bar scene looking for a late-night hookup look NO further than the drunken MILF at the end of the bar...

    Husband? Shmusband... she wouldn't be hanging out getting plastered at a bar if she didn't want company. Go on, go for it!


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)
  • Why do some women find pleasure in eating poo? Inquiring minds want to know:

    Then again, a lot of 'em really DON'T want to.


  • We're of the opinion that if NICOLAS CAGE makes enough movies, good or bad...

    He might just have himself a hit on his hands.


  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    Hey Karissa Shannon! You got something on your boobs! Oh, you probably meant to do that (Drunken Stepfather)

    Hey, it's par for the course...considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


    Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

    Locked and Loaded: Designed For Firearm Fans (DesignCrave)

    Taylor Stone is getting naked by the window. You know, someone MIGHT just see in there (z0d)

    Sasha Grey cleans up so nice...when she's not ramming herself full of butt-plugs (Dailyniner)

    Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

    Diana Doll has the face of a doll...and the body of an angel (Freakshow Planet)

    12 Reasons Why Couples Halloween Costumes Are a Bad Idea (TheBachelorGuy)

    Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

    Best Exotic Sports Cars (CraveOnline)

    Most Famous Crimes Ever Committed (Infographic) (ForkParty)

    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

  • Our friend SLASH hit the stage with his singer MYLES KENNEDY for an acoustic version of "Back from Cali":

    They're out promoting the new Slash (2CD/DVD) set.




  • Well, it seems like a bunch of old biddies got themselves all into a tizzy because ALICE COOPER's old video for "Poison" has a glimpse of a breast... a GLIMPSE!!!:

    Oooh, shudder... let's all arrest him now. OR, we could act like normal human beings and calm the fuck down.


  • The offending album was Trash... Boo Scary. Umm, no.


    From big rock, we segue onto...you guessed it! Big Boobies!

  • the lovely Heather Summers is talking... again...and getting naked...again:

    Honestly, we much prefer Heather when she's getting naked and diddling herself. As she SHOULD be, dag-nabbit!


  • Sexy Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is hands-down the sexiest Indian we have EVER laid eyes on.

    We'd actualliy like to lay something else on her but she's doing just fine on her own... dammit.


  • HH-Chested September Carrino Can't STAND the feel of fabric on her huge hooters

    So what better way to spend her time than flinging off her shirt and letting those boobies fly!!!


  • Angel who? She's Angel Rivas and even the most flimsy shirt is no match for her

    and once she gets all naked and stuff the fun REALLLY starts... but don't take our word for it. Watch the full clip.



  • TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
    What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



    Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

    Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.



  • ...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Tuesday, October 19, 2010

    Recording a zit cream commercial while my son is cooing in the background. I hope this microphone doesn't pick up his "blah blah blah"-ing
    Found out that 1 of the rock stations in Florida is playing FOUNDRY: 'Retooled'! Thanks to all who helped! http://ping.fm/ahbht amazon

    Monday, October 18, 2010

    Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT



  • and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

    Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)
  • Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

    that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.


  • A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

    only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.


  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

    Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

    Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

    Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

    Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

    New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

    Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

    Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

    Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

    Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

  • Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

    Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.


  • Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

    It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.



  • Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

    Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!



  • From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue
  • Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

    The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?


  • Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

    Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.


  • Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

    off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!



  • TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
    What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



    Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

    Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.



  • ...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  •