MILF loves St Patrick's Day, Drunk girls do too, Batman: Arkham City, Sammy Hagar spills the beans on Eddie, DEF LEPPARD Acoustic, Michael Monroe is Old, New FOUNDRY CAMS

Now THIS is what St Patrick's Day should be all about. Amiright? Amiright?

Any MOM who goes out of her way to update her personal ad with a sexy leprechaun picture... is ripe for some butt-lovin', you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

However, many of you young ladies will wind up like THIS tonight:

And you'll need to call off from work the morning after...and the morning after that. Some guys DO appreciate a good drunkard, so if that works for you, then roll with it, baby.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first in-game trailer for BATMAN: Arkham City is online and all we have to say is... "must have...NOW"...

Does the Joker ever NOT look like he's about to knife someone to death. Naah, doubtful.

Amanda Seyfried looks snazzy in leggings.

She ALSO looks snazzy in NOTHING, but that's another link entirely. (Drunken Stepfather)

and that would Be the right link! (Mr Skin)

Natasha is not terribly interested in keeping her clothes on...not that we mind...not that we care (FreakShow Planet)

Need Help Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket? (Scores Report)

Shay Laren likes to shave her unmentionables... we have no problem mentioning them (z0d)

Juliette Bardot is pretending to play the piano, but she's really just using it as a prop to get naked. We see through her crappy charade. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

So Sorry that SAMMY HAGAR still has stories to tell about Eddie Van Halen being all nutso on tour:

...or as he put it on Imus the other morning... "Charlie Sheen on Ten". Yeah, that's not a pretty picture

Phil Collen and Joe Elliot from DEF LEPPARD did a halfway decent job on "Pour Some Sugar on Me" without the one-armed drummer:

If I was that one-armed drummer, I'd be worrying about job security, boy. Joe Elliot's foot on a tambourine is looking awful competitive, yo

Michael Monroe who could be the skinniest guy in rock, has a new single called '78'

It's about his age... No seriously. He's old..

WHAT??? No Boobies? You gotta be kidding me! Relax, Chester, we got plenty:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

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