New Twitter Accounts, your mom in a tight robe, SCORPIONS play for Gorbachev, Courtney Cox's MILF boob, Tommy Lee plays upside down, Nuno from EXTREME plays really fast, Lotsa Lotsa boobies

First off, let's get this weekend started right, shall we? You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

We knew your mother liked to lounge around the house in comfortable clothes, but WOW:

Madam, if you're going to post photos like this on Facebook and Twitter... you might as well have a candy dish filled with condoms at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

It's not so 'terrible' as it is shocking, really. The SCORPIONS performed at Gorbachev's 80th birthday in London:

Who the hell knew Gorbachev was still alive? Anyone? Anyone?

Don't know SCORPIONS? Click that.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Haha...Courtney Cox's MILF boob popped out of her bikini

Eh, Boobs happen. Shit happens too...as long as shit AND boobs don't happen, we're all cool

Veronica Zemanova & Angel Cassidy shouldn't be allowed in the same room, because LOOK what happens, mang! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Holly Sampson shouldn't be allowed out of the house; NOTHING would ever get done (z0d)

Rachel and her Friend Nikki are having a fun time playing the you-lick-me, now I-lick-you game (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

Helloooo Tacoma! Imma gonna play drums upside down!!!:

...back when playing drums upside down was still cool.

Best. Book. EVER. Must Read. Now!

On the more recent end of the spectrum, we have Nuno from EXTREME playing "Flight of the Wounded Bumlebee" in Boston:

That's one seriously wounded bumblebee, mang.
Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Now, we bring on ze girlz!

Taylor Vixen enjoys being a cowgirl. She can ride horses, milk cows

and masturbate as often as she wants!.

Eva Angelina can't stop running her mouth about how much she LOOOVES sex

and to be honest, if she wasn't so smoking hot...we'd be nailing her mouth shut.

What does sexy Czech babe Kathy Lee have to do with peace on earth and good will toward men?

NOTHING...but if we can keep people staring long enough, we might be able to accompllish just that.

Beautiful busty Ava Adams has been making adult movies longer than we've been alive
Thta's actually not true at all. Well, it might be depending on how long you've been alive.

...and that, friends... is the way to give your buddy a migraine with a shovel.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.