Your mom on a Lamborghini, Making money like a Rock Star, OZZY vs Ghoul Attorney, Kim Kardashian's Arse (again), New DEF LEPPARD single, Mary Carey

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we keep in cages...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Your mom might THINK she looks cool on the hood of that Lamborghini... but those boots are going to fuck up the paint job:

How'd we find this pic of your mom? We looked online. It wasn't hard to find at all... she must be lonely.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

Say kids! Here's Phil Varone from SAIGON KICK and SKID ROW to show you how rich you can get from being a rock drummer:

WOW, man. That's almost enough to buy a pack of gum. Almost.

...that clip was taken from WAKING UP DEAD, an awesome documentary.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

Ladies and gentlemen, we present the SILLIEST legal argument EVER captured on video

OZZY: 1... Old Fart Attorney: Zip!!

Another great documentary, if you can find it...which you CAN, because we just linked you to it.

Kim Kardashian's ass isn't getting any smaller, boys and girls:

When will Kim Kardashian go back to making these kinds of movies? EVER?


Six Words, kids: Monique Alexander, Brook Taylor, Feet, Boobies (FreakShow Planet)

College Hoops Heaven: Bullz-Eye hit the Final Four in Houston (Bullz-Eye)

5 More Rom-Com Sequels We'd Like to See (After When Harry Met Sally 2) (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

Tierra Lee is All Natural and all kinds of ... wait, what were we saying (z0d)

Layla Leown is cooking something in the kitchen. OK, We lied. She's getting naked. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

The other day at AT&T Park in San Francisco, SAMMY HAGAR and JOE SATRIANI cranked out the National Anthem:

Evidently, they do this before sporting events...like cow tipping.

Anyone know what a Chickenfoot is, by the way? Oh...wait. Nevermind. Duh.

Those silly limey bastards in DEF LEPPARD have a new live album coming out in a few months with a whopping THREE new tracks. This is one of them:

Meet the new DEF LEPPARD. Same as the old DEF LEPPARD.

We just like linking to videos, yo. OK, OK, so they had a few hits.

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

This is Priya Anjali Rai. Saying Something. Does it matter WHAT? No.

The only thing that matters is what Priya does AFTER she's done babbling.
Our braniac friend Mary Carey is in a very long black dress, but not for very long...

Get it? Not for very long? NOT..FOR...VERY...LONG??? EH? Oh forget it, we're humorless today.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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