Mom is breathing exhaust, Gene Simmons on CASTLE, CONAN Trailer, THOR game trailer, PAUL STANLEY is still half-deaf, WARRANT has a new video, September Carrino, and Leanne Crow have hooters

Since the Government ISN'T going to release photos of Osama Bin Laden's corpse, let's all look at this, shall we?

You know, your mom is a little close to that Lamborghini exhaust to be laying on the floor so close

She could get carbon monoxide poisioning or something... ya know? Then this personal ad would be kind of pointless.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)

The one and only GENE SIMMONS made his *ahem* acting cameo in CASTLE the other day.

That is indeed terrible. We're awfully sorry.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

The great thing about the CONAN THE BARBARIAN reboot is that Ah-nuld isn't in it

There's just something about Austrian man-boobs and a loin cloth that I think would prevent an audience from seeing this movie... you know, if he WERE in the summbitch.

Another trailer hit the web, and this one is for THOR... the video game, not the movie, you putz.

Watching this trailer makes us want to kick puppies. Not kill 'em, just kick 'em. *boonk* Arf Arf! Arf!...*SCORE!*

Eva Longoria is super-duper excited!

About what? We have no idea.

and we're super-duper excited about her hiney... over here now.

Rene Perez, Jana Foxy, and a whole lot MORE Lovin' in some Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

A chat with Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih (Bullz-Eye)

Sophie Dee is holding her boobs...otherwise they'd fall off (z0d)

Melanie Rios is in White Lace Lingerie...but not for very long (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

We're sorry that Paul Stanley from KISS can only hear out of one ear

That would certainly explain some lacking KISS songs, now wouldn't it?

The guys in WARRANT have a new video online:

WARRANT is still alive and making records? Who knew that? C'mon...show of hands...

OK, enough normal... where are the busty gals? Oh. Here. Silly us.

The busty young September Carrino is done working out and as luck would have it...

She happens to have a tape measure to wrap around her 28JJ-sized boobs. We're guessing about the size, but at THAT big, who's keeping score?

On the other side of the pond we have Leanne Crow who can't seem to fit into her leopard-print dress.

It's a little too tight to pack her enormous British bombs into, so why not let 'em hang out... that' right... hang out, we say!.

WHAAAAT? We gave FOUNDRY CAMS a makeover??? What are we, a bunch of gay guys? Wait, don't answer that until you see it.

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, HARDCORE cams, lower prices...which we all love, and a better user experience.
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Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



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Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

...and that, friends... is the way to kin a cat with a spoon. Messy, but it gets the job done.


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