FoundryMusic Daily Bloggings

Mom is trolling for young bucks, ACCEPT drummer falls & breaks ribs, Blake Lively's boobs are lively, COREY TAYLOR jams with Duff McKagan, Chris Cornell does John Lennon, lotsa new boobies

2011-05-09T12:34:00.000-07:00

Your friend's mother USED to look like this in a bikini.../li>

and she's holding up well, but posting personal ads online looking for hook-ups.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your constant nagging for attention. It's getting a tad old, don't you think?)

Despite the big yellow "X" taped to the pole on the stage, ACCEPT guitarist Herman Frank still managed to trip on one of 'em.

...and break four ribs in the process.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon)

Blake Lively's Boobs look...rather... um, Lively

the rest of her fine ass is pretty lively too, in case you were wondering.

Jessica Drake and Treasure track down some... err, treasure... in each other's pants (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: THOR (Bullz-Eye)

Natalina Marie is so nicely naked it's not even fair (z0d)

Georgia Jones has one sweet peach...and by 'peach' we mean 'hiney'...and by 'hiney'...we mean... oh, you get it. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that resume of yours isn't padded as well as it should be)

We're sorry that COREY TAYLOR didn't get the gig with VELVET REVOLVER

But he did manage to jam with DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED at the Golden Gods

The one and only CHRIS CORNELL jammed out "Imagine" in Hollywood:

Somewhere in the great beyond, John Lennon is giving a golf clap.

That's enough of that... bring on the booty!.

Busty blonde Hannah Hilton is enjoying a bubble bath:

Of COURSE she's not alone. That's London Keys keeping her company

Blonde half-wit Natalie Nice is in a pool saying...something.

What she's saying isn't as important as the fact that she's saying it TOPLESS.

Sexy young Natalie Nice is our kind of mechanic.

No, not really. She'd probably glue your gas tank shut and pee in the radiator. She looks great naked though.

Large-bosomed Alanah Rae is laying on the couch... in lingerie.

It doesn't stay on for long. Do we really need to explain what happens next? Umm, no.

WHAAAAT? We gave FOUNDRY CAMS a makeover??? What are we, a bunch of gay guys? Wait, don't answer that until you see it.

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, HARDCORE cams, lower prices...which we all love, and a better user experience.
So far, the response has beeen HUGE, so check it out for yourself:

Click it, fool!

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.

CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

...and that, friends... is the way to kin a cat with a spoon. Messy, but it gets the job done.

Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
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Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Mom is breathing exhaust, Gene Simmons on CASTLE, CONAN Trailer, THOR game trailer, PAUL STANLEY is still half-deaf, WARRANT has a new video, September Carrino, and Leanne Crow have hooters

2011-05-05T08:34:00.000-07:00

Since the Government ISN'T going to release photos of Osama Bin Laden's corpse, let's all look at this, shall we?

You know, your mom is a little close to that Lamborghini exhaust to be laying on the floor so close

She could get carbon monoxide poisioning or something... ya know? Then this personal ad would be kind of pointless.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)

The one and only GENE SIMMONS made his *ahem* acting cameo in CASTLE the other day.

That is indeed terrible. We're awfully sorry.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

The great thing about the CONAN THE BARBARIAN reboot is that Ah-nuld isn't in it

There's just something about Austrian man-boobs and a loin cloth that I think would prevent an audience from seeing this movie... you know, if he WERE in the summbitch.

Another trailer hit the web, and this one is for THOR... the video game, not the movie, you putz.

Watching this trailer makes us want to kick puppies. Not kill 'em, just kick 'em. *boonk* Arf Arf! Arf!...*SCORE!*

Eva Longoria is super-duper excited!

About what? We have no idea.

and we're super-duper excited about her hiney... over here now.

Rene Perez, Jana Foxy, and a whole lot MORE Lovin' in some Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

A chat with Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih (Bullz-Eye)

Sophie Dee is holding her boobs...otherwise they'd fall off (z0d)

Melanie Rios is in White Lace Lingerie...but not for very long (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

We're sorry that Paul Stanley from KISS can only hear out of one ear

That would certainly explain some lacking KISS songs, now wouldn't it?

The guys in WARRANT have a new video online:

WARRANT is still alive and making records? Who knew that? C'mon...show of hands...

OK, enough normal... where are the busty gals? Oh. Here. Silly us.

The busty young September Carrino is done working out and as luck would have it...

She happens to have a tape measure to wrap around her 28JJ-sized boobs. We're guessing about the size, but at THAT big, who's keeping score?

On the other side of the pond we have Leanne Crow who can't seem to fit into her leopard-print dress.

It's a little too tight to pack her enormous British bombs into, so why not let 'em hang out... that' right... hang out, we say!.

Mom is washing cars, Miley Cyrus covers NIRVANA, OZZY doesn't remember the 80's, Eva Longoria has a nice hiney, Yurizan Beltran, Austin Taylor

2011-05-03T11:10:00.000-07:00

While we wait patiently for the Government to release photos of the now-dead Osama Bin Laden, let's all look at THIS:

Your hot mom needs a little extra money:

So she's doing the car wash thing and posting online personal ads looking for a wealthy guy. Your dad is going to feel a little left out.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)

MILEY CYRUS covered NIRVANA's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" ... Live... In Concert.

Next Up, The Apocalypse!!

What, you didn't think we were going to link to a MILEY CYRUS album, did you?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

Eva Longoria has what we'd refer to as a 'nifty hiney'

and by 'nifty hiney' we mean 'nice arse'

and if you like her nice arse there, look at it HERE

Rene Perez, Jana Foxy, and a whole lot MORE Lovin' in some Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Norm MacDonald (Bullz-Eye)

Natalie Nice looks really Nice NAKED... well, almost (z0d)

Naja Irie is a chocolate chipper vixen (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

Once again we have some video of OZZY OSBOURNE. This time, he's watching a video of himself from 1981

He doesn't remember it...at all. Is it really all that shocking that he doesn't?

LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

This, friends, is YURIZAN BELTRAN. She's got a tight bikini that seems to be a little dry.

So what's a girl to do? Well she lubes them up liberally, of course.... duh. Winning!

...and this young lady is Austin Taylor and she's ...*ahem*... auditioning for the Lingerie Bowl.

Then her boyfriend enters the room, and Sha-blam...this happens. Don't blame us. We just oogle hineys.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.

CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

...and that, friends... is the way to kill a mouse with a spatula.

Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
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Bin Laden is D E A D, Denise Milani and a Ford GT, More Twitters, More Lindsay Lohan, OZZY in Panama, ZAKK WYLDE on George Lopez, AC/DC in Argentina, New Transformers Trailer

2011-05-02T13:01:00.001-07:00

Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
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Our pal DENISE MILANI is trying to push this car all the way through the desert with her tight bottom

The car isn't hers. The grudge is. Don't piss off your woman or she'll post ads like this...and crash your car.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)

Well, it's only TERRIBLE because we haven't seen photos of the corpse yet. Let's go look at the bodies!

Ding Dong, The dick is dead! Which old dick? The bearded dick!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

The first official trailer for TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON is ripe with pissed off Decepticons blowing up cities:

This one might actually be better than the first two. Speaking of which... Sha-boom.

Double dose of TRANSFORMERS. Geek out, whydontcha?

Oh boy! A Whole photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan grabbing her boob!

and we don't mean her father... ooooooh *rimshot*

Rene Perez, Jana Fox, and a whole lotta Lovin' (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's Real Guide for Men: How to stock your Bar (Bullz-Eye)

What You Didn't Know About Dana White (Mens Fitness)

Roxanna Milan, her Blue Panties, and not much else (z0d)

Ash, Tasha, a lot of hair bleach and a lot of nakedness (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

Thet's OZZY OSBOURNE shaking hands with the President of Panama:

God only knows if the two understood one another...Perhaps. Perhaps not. Perhaps they used the universal language of love and jerked each other off. Nah, no lemon party here.

LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

Speaking of OZZY, Mr. ZAKK WYLDE joined George Lopez's band MICHAEL BEARDEN & THE ESE VATOS for a performance of the LENNY KRAVITZ song, "Are you gonna go my Way?"

Very quickly, he made them all look like rank amateurs.

After two years, the guys in AC/DC have a new CD/Blu-Ray Documentary about to be released:

200,000 rabid Argentinians over three shows. Check out all the devil horns in the crowd. What do you think the merchandising take for this show was? Oh man, it had to be at LEAST $200. Err, perhaps more.

ORDER IT. Be cool like us... Or be lame.

OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Your mom has a crispy butt, SAMMY HAGAR alien bit, DUKE NUKEM FOREVER - Uncensored, X-MEN: FIRST CLASS, Hasselhof's new Girlfriend, ALICE COOPER at Golden Gods, New music from the POODLES and JOURNEY

2011-04-22T17:45:00.000-07:00

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Your mom's ass is burning on the passenger seat of that car...that doesn't belong to your dad

Apparently she's none too worried about who sees photos like this because she's posting them in online personal ads.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the way you pretend your hair isn't falling out in clumps on an hourly basis)

This bit that SAMMY HAGAR did on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE wasn't all THAT bad:

It wasn't all that GOOD either.

Anything to sell some books, right, Sammy?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, which would look better if you combed your eyebrows up over your head)

The trailer for DUKE NUKEM FOREVER is full of blood, guts...and school girl strippers kissing:

When oh when will this game be available?!?!

Oh. Mid-June. That's not so bad. Heh. We worry too much.

The second international trailer for X-MEN: FIRST CLASS has a handful more of 'blink and you'll miss them' cool moments in it:

The editors must add in the new footage as they get it and then release new trailers.. either that, or their lazy as shit.

Mutants. Make a man mean...usually. Or they make him chubby, depending on how much time he spends on the couch watching these.

David Hasselhoff got his self a cute-ass girlfriend named Hayley Roberts:

For once, it would be nice to be a famous drunk... or just famous.

Nikki Kane and Renee Perez lose their lingerie and don't bother looking for it (FreakShow Planet)

Cisco Kills the Flip Video: What it means to the Consumer Market (Bullz-Eye)

Tito Ortiz on Life with Jenna Jameson (MadeMan)

Amy Reid is wearing her tube top a little, umm...low (z0d)

Cody Love is the dirtiest, most greatest maid of all time (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're going to muddle through life with the same mediocrity you attack every other task with)

Sorry you missed ALICE COOPER and his original band at the REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS Awards:

Some of those guys look like they could lay off the cheeseburgers... yeah, like who are we kidding? Look who's talking.

All the ALICE COOPER you could ever want to get yer stinkin' mitts on, Chester.

Want to still look cool with tight leather pants and bleached hair? Move to Sweden. Join a band:

Otherwise you just look silly. Speaking of Silly, these guys are called THE POODLES

Performocracy? Yup. Definitely Swedish...Mmmm...swedish fish.

The guys in JOURNEY have a Filipino singer (yeah, we know. Enough already) and a new tour:

They're going to be touring with STYX and FOREIGNER... sponsored by Geritol and Icy Hot.

Ooh, that cool beetle thing-a-ma-jig is back Someone in that band digs beetles, or is running out of ideas.

How much for ze little girlz, eh?

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

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New TWITTER, MILF washing a Ferrari, Winger Winging it, BRUCE LEE auditioning, New ANVIL, Old NIGHT RANGER, New THIN LIZZY line-up, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Mary Carey...Ann

2011-04-20T10:29:00.001-07:00

Why is your mom washing your dad's Ferrari with steel wool pads? Dad must have done something none-too-pleasing

and how do we know it's your mom? She posted the pic online in a personal ad... Dad's not getting the job done at home, evidently.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the way you pretend your hair isn't falling out in clumps on an hourly basis)

When is WINGER going to change the name of "Seventeen" to "Thirty-eight"... you know, considering the age factor of the fans:

*rimshot*... fine, it wasn't one of our best.

That clip was actually shot in 2007...just to show you how timely we are... Boooooooooo.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, which would look better if you combed your eyebrows up over your head)

Who wants to see Bruce Lee's original audition for the role of Kato on 'The Green Hornet'? We're gonna show you anyway:

Pay special attention to the Kung Fu demonstration with the old man (about halfway through)

Oooh - look what's coming to video soon! This wasn't half bad, actually.

Jennifer Lopez has a bit of a sloppy stomach:

Why she's showing it off, we don't know

Neveah and Raina Lee touching tongues. Yay. (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Suzuki Kizashi Review (Bullz-Eye)

Dating Tips from the Funniest Women on Twitter (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

Chikita...she's one hot banana...and by 'banana' we mean 'large-breasted blond babe' (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black may be pasty, but she's way purty (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're going to muddle through life with the same mediocrity you attack every other task with)

Did you NOT hear the latest ANVIL song? Well, here ya go:

"Juggernaut of Justice"...nothing like subtlety. Love it! We're sure it'll sell tens of copies.

OK, maybe a hundred copies. C'mon, look at that cover art.

How many original members of a band do you need to keep using the name? If you're THIN LIZZY, the answer is ONE. Maybe two:

When one of your guitarists has to leave to re-join DEF LEPPARD, you're bordering on silly...

DULUXE EDITION?!?! Well, then I should rush out and buy this bugger right now.

Hey Mexico! We're NIGHT RANGER! Here's a song you may not have heard a hundred thousand times in the past 26 years:

See, that was what we call sarcasm. Anyone who hasn't heard "Sister Christian" has probably been living on Jupiter... or at least Mars... for a while.

...and this is the last album the band released. Umm, no one is buying music these days, if you haven't already figured that out.

How much for ze little girlz, eh?

We've got a double-banger of our favorite MILF, Lisa Ann for you... banger...bang-her... get it? *rimshot*
Lisa Ann is seducing a very lucky grocery boy in this clip.

VERY lucky. SUPER lucky. EXTRA-SPECIAL super-lucky, with sugar on top...and on the sides.

...and here's the lovely Lisa Ann in leopard-print lingerie.

OK, enough alliteration for one stupid entry. Alright already.

OK, folks...show of hands: who wants to see blond MILF Julia Ann roll around half-naked on a pool table?

Yeah, that's what we thought. All of you. whatcha waitin' for then?

Our braniac friend Mary Carey loves taking her clothes off outside. How do we know?

Because every damn clip she sends us features her... taking her clothes off outside. THAT's how we know

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:

Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right?(you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

Paul Stanley's Ears, Gene Simmons as a Lawyer, New Music from KORN, New trailers for COWBOYS & ALIENS, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, Madison Ivy & Hayden Winters

2011-04-15T10:37:00.000-07:00

and now, a moment of silence for all of those people who had to sit through Little Fockers.

If you follow us on Twitter, you're getting your weekly #Follow Friday... and that makes everyone feel special, now doesn't it?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right? and YES, we DO follow you. To the post office, to the grocery store, etc...
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we keep in cages...KIDDING!
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Your mom is pissed at your dad, so she left his Lamborghini in a shady part of town:

We know this because she's blogging all about it on a personal ad... Hell hath no fury, dude.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

Paul Stanley from KISS was born deaf in one ear (who knew?):

That might explain some of the more lackluster KISS songs... *cough* 'Music from The Elder' *cough*.

The band is currently in the studio recording the follow-up to Sonic Boom.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

The second trailer for Jon Favreau's COWBOYS & ALIENS is online:

We get a lot more aliens, a lot more Harrison Ford, and a lot more of Daniel Craig and his wrist-shooting-ka-blooey mechanism. Yeah, real technical.

OOh, it's a book too? Wait, what's a book?

Do amazing special effects make a movie great?

You bet your babboon ass they do. Such is the case with RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES.

Help me, Doctor Zaius!

Kim Kardashian is ALL ass, and if you can't deal with that... well... you probably just lost interest in this link:

Wait a minute, is she all strapped in to one of those fat-woman-support suits? Methinks she IS!

Kim, please make this movie again...

Nikki Kane, Renee Perez, and a whole lotta love... not the LED ZEPPELIN kind either (FreakShow Planet)

Classic Drinks Every Guy Should Know How to Make (Bullz-Eye)

Aneta is the kind of blond who should just avoid clothing at all costs (z0d)

Check out the abs on Adrianna Meehan...uhh, once you're done looking at her boobies (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

Judging from how well Gene Simmons plays an attorney in EXTRACT, you have to wonder how many he's got on retainer

Our guess is fifteen. Then again, it could be a lot more than that. You know, because... the more lawyers, the better... right?

Check out the movie. It's better than 90% of the drivel being passed around Hollywood.

The guys in KORN teamed up with Los Angeles DJ Skrillex (um, who?) to make this song called 'Get Up'

We can't say it ain't catchy. Makes us want to kick puppies, actually. That's usually the mark of a good song. It's supposed to show up on a KORN E.P. sometime soon.

This is the band's latest album... see, we link to it 'cuz it's relevant... see? eh?

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

A game of croquet is generally about as thrilling as whale excrement, but watching Madison Ivy bang a few balls around makes it a bit more appealing to watch

Oh please, watching Madison Ivy tie her shoes would be entertaining enough.

Who the heck is Hayden Winters, you ask?

Uhh, it's this chick right here in the lace lingerie. Any more idiot questions?

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

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HUGE update for people looking to waste a PILE of time: Trick Or Treat Trailer, OZZY on Sobriety, Carmen's Cans, Zakk Wylde on American Idol, Lemmy on stage with SLASH

2011-04-14T09:41:00.000-07:00

and now for a close-up of the late Lon Chaney's testicles...you know you want to see it.

Yo mang! Whassup! This be some coo' shizz, yo
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right? and YES, we DO follow you. To the post office, to the grocery store, etc...
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Your mom is SO fed up with your old man's antics that she's pushing his Mustang into a pond:

How do we know this? we found it in her personal ad... Hell hath no fury, dude.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

Here are some prophetic words of wisdom from a once non-sober OZZY OSBOURNE:

Yes, it does indeed S U C K. Unless you think getting out of bed to make poo is gross.

Amazing documentary. Highly reccommended. Yes, by US. Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

and now, the movie that proved that playing your records backwards was ALWAYS a bad idea - TRICK OR TREAT

You know Skippy from FAMILY TIES was in this, right? Oh yeah, Gene Simmons and OZZY OSBOURNE too.

Yes, playing your records backwards raises dead rock stars from the dead. God, do we have to explain it all?.

Jennifer Lawrence ... is umm... not related to Martin Lawrence or Joey Lawrence:

In fact, we have no F-ing idea who she is. So there.

Nevaeh. Raina Lee. Touching Tongues. That is all. Resume clicking (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Volvo S60 T6 AWD Car Review (Bullz-Eye)

5 More Rom-Com Sequels We'd Like to See (After When Harry Met Sally 2) (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

lisa Niels is wearing pants that don't fit. Thankfully she doesn't keep them on for long (z0d)

Sandee Westgate has brown hair and a big-ass tattoo on her ribs. When did this shit happen? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

Anyone see a little show called American Idol last night?

You should check it out. See, it's like a talent show / karaoke contest. There's celebrity judges... oh yeah, and ZAKK F*CKING WYLDE.

Zakk has a little band thing he does on the side...sha-boom.

The fact that Johnny Solinger from SKID ROW can cook is fairly... uhhh, meh.

The fact that he can chug a bottle of tequila near a hot stove and open flame? NOw THAT folks, is entertainment!

See, Johnny is the guy who came into the band after they re-formed...he's not Sebastian Bach, but that has more to do with D.N.A., you know?

Yes, that's Lemmy from MOTORHEAD and his prune-sized liver on stage with SLASH in Argentina.

Does the ol' Lem even HAVE a liver anymore? Sucker drinks an awful lot of Jack Daniels, yaknowwhatImean, mang?

If you haven't seen the Lemmy movie yet, then ... well, you're just a doo-doo brain. Yup. I said it. Doo-Doo brain.

We just thought this was some cool video, so we put it up.

Well, that and we thought a testicle-angle video of Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR was good enough to post.

Someone asked me if I had the new STONE SOUR disc the other day. I yelled "Yes!"...and then slapped him with a fresh haddock.

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

What is it with girls like Danni Kaliforniaand these enormous bottles of baby oil?

Is their skin that scaly? It certainly must be, because they use an awful lot of it.

our girl Carmen who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos... made um...this:

You can catch Carmen each and every night LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS! ...aaaaaand roll credits.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS, we felt it needed a facelift, so we made a whole nifty new page at over here now...

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Your mom on a Lamborghini, Making money like a Rock Star, OZZY vs Ghoul Attorney, Kim Kardashian's Arse (again), New DEF LEPPARD single, Mary Carey

2011-04-12T15:31:00.001-07:00

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we keep in cages...KIDDING!
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Your mom might THINK she looks cool on the hood of that Lamborghini... but those boots are going to fuck up the paint job:

How'd we find this pic of your mom? We looked online. It wasn't hard to find at all... she must be lonely.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

Say kids! Here's Phil Varone from SAIGON KICK and SKID ROW to show you how rich you can get from being a rock drummer:

WOW, man. That's almost enough to buy a pack of gum. Almost.

...that clip was taken from WAKING UP DEAD, an awesome documentary.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

Ladies and gentlemen, we present the SILLIEST legal argument EVER captured on video

OZZY: 1... Old Fart Attorney: Zip!!

Another great documentary, if you can find it...which you CAN, because we just linked you to it.

Kim Kardashian's ass isn't getting any smaller, boys and girls:

When will Kim Kardashian go back to making these kinds of movies? EVER?

Six Words, kids: Monique Alexander, Brook Taylor, Feet, Boobies (FreakShow Planet)

College Hoops Heaven: Bullz-Eye hit the Final Four in Houston (Bullz-Eye)

5 More Rom-Com Sequels We'd Like to See (After When Harry Met Sally 2) (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

Tierra Lee is All Natural and all kinds of ... wait, what were we saying (z0d)

Layla Leown is cooking something in the kitchen. OK, We lied. She's getting naked. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

The other day at AT&T Park in San Francisco, SAMMY HAGAR and JOE SATRIANI cranked out the National Anthem:

Evidently, they do this before sporting events...like cow tipping.

Anyone know what a Chickenfoot is, by the way? Oh...wait. Nevermind. Duh.

Those silly limey bastards in DEF LEPPARD have a new live album coming out in a few months with a whopping THREE new tracks. This is one of them:

Meet the new DEF LEPPARD. Same as the old DEF LEPPARD.

We just like linking to videos, yo. OK, OK, so they had a few hits.

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

This is Priya Anjali Rai. Saying Something. Does it matter WHAT? No.

The only thing that matters is what Priya does AFTER she's done babbling.
Our braniac friend Mary Carey is in a very long black dress, but not for very long...

Get it? Not for very long? NOT..FOR...VERY...LONG??? EH? Oh forget it, we're humorless today.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

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Your Mom Pushing a Sports Car, Follow us on the Twitter, STEELHEART goes Splat, OZZY Bites Bats, PANTERA gets fat, Gianna Michaels, Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, and more!

2011-04-11T11:34:00.000-07:00

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

You might want to give your mom a call and tell her that THIS is why they invented tow trucks:

There are plenty of ditzy MILFs online just waiting for a fella to give them a lift... snd then some.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

What do you get when your singer grabs onto a lighting truss that isn't properly secured to the stage?

You get SPLAT! and a band that won't be touring for a while.

...and THAT was the last anyone heard from STEELHEART for about ten years.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

OMG and WTF?!?! Could it be ANOTHER foreign-language trailer for X-MEN: FIRST CLASS???

It SURE is, and in this one at least everyone's speaking English!

Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck...

Kristin Bell looks just lovely in a yellow bikini

Agree with us, dammit... or we'll send Charlie Sheen to your house to babble you to death.

Lux Cassidy and Michelle Maylene are awfully friendly and awfully fond of hot pants (FreakShow Planet)

"Your Highness" star Natalie Portman Slideshow (Celebrity Teaser)

Tierra Lee is All Natural and all kinds of ... wait, what were we saying (z0d)

McKenzie Miles is on the golf course, but we're willing to bet her handicap is holy hell in a handbag (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

Back in 1986, MEAT LOAF... err, OZZY OSBOURNE went on British TV to explain biting the head off a bat:

"His name was Robert Paulsen"..."His name was Robert Paulsen"..."His name was Robert Paulsen"...

Robert Paulsen wrote a book? No way, dude!
...and if you ever wondered what it would be like to work for a band like PANTERA, wonder no more son...

Slugging down hot sauce, salad dressing, multiple drinks and worcestershire sauce for hundreds of dollars? WHERE DO WE SIGN? Well, nowhere now. PANTERA doesn't exactly exist anymore.
That band made some of the best home video EVER.Don't even attempt to argue. You'll lose

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

What's that you say? Gianna Michaels? In a purple bikini??? Where???

Oh. Right there. Cool.
and what happens when you put Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, and Kristina Rose in a room together?

Why, you get a movie called BUTTWOMAN vs SLUTWOMAN.

See? No lying going on here, folks...

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

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Your mom is on a car hood, new TWITTER accounts, STRYPER is praying (again), Lots of Green Lantern footage, OZZY cooks breakfast, VINCE NEIL jams with STEEL PANTHER, New Gisele video

2011-04-06T06:05:00.001-07:00

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

We're not normally the types of guys to nitpick, but if you came home to find your wife in HEELS on your Corvette...

Would you toss her ass out? Cuz... you know we'll take her... our car is a piece of crap-ola.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as your face, teeth, hairline, breath...we could go on, but you'd kill yourself)

We thought STRYPER was done with all the God and prayer stuff:

We were wrong. Totally. This was in Baltimore. Poor Baltimore

Don't know STRYPER? Click that. At least it's a covers album.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your breath, which smells like fourteen acres of shit)

What's this? FOUR minutes of Green Lantern? Yeah, yeah, we know. It's a few days old. Quit busting our balls:
Green Lantern minigun??? YES! Oh what WILL those wacky Hollwood folks think of next?

Maybe this? Hmm?

Kelly Ripa has a wax statue at Madamme Tussade's...

We want to know what it looks like with its teeth punched in.

Zoe Britton and Avery Adams are nude, friendly, and they have purple appliances! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Sydney Barlette is from Houston... or so we gather from her shirt. (z0d)

Breanne Bensen has a flower in her hair and NOTHING on her hiney (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

A semi-bloated VINCE NEIL joined the almighty STEEL PANTHER on stage in Las Vegas for a little song called "Live Wire"

Shockingly, Vince was hitting most of the notes... with the obligatory two hot blondes waiting in the wings...OOOF COURSE.

And in a classic scene from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years, we have a rather lucid-sounding OZZY OSBOURNE cooking breakfast in his home. MMMM...bacon

We'll say it again... MMmmm...bacon.
BEST. DOCUMENTARY. EVER. Don't even TRY arguing this one.

Then guys in the reunited ANTHRAX cranked out a new song (well "new" in the sense that the last time they recorded it was with former singer Dan Nelson):

"Fight 'em till you can't fight 'em"? Isn't that a bit of an oxy-moron? Or do they mean, "Fight 'em 'til you die. That sounds fairly unpleasant.

If you're a fan of '80's thrash, there's NO reason you shouldn't have this video. NO reason.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

New Twitter Accounts, your mom in a tight robe, SCORPIONS play for Gorbachev, Courtney Cox's MILF boob, Tommy Lee plays upside down, Nuno from EXTREME plays really fast, Lotsa Lotsa boobies

2011-04-01T11:56:00.000-07:00

First off, let's get this weekend started right, shall we?You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

We knew your mother liked to lounge around the house in comfortable clothes, but WOW:

Madam, if you're going to post photos like this on Facebook and Twitter... you might as well have a candy dish filled with condoms at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

It's not so 'terrible' as it is shocking, really. The SCORPIONS performed at Gorbachev's 80th birthday in London:

Who the hell knew Gorbachev was still alive? Anyone? Anyone?

Don't know SCORPIONS? Click that.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Haha...Courtney Cox's MILF boob popped out of her bikini

Eh, Boobs happen. Shit happens too...as long as shit AND boobs don't happen, we're all cool

Veronica Zemanova & Angel Cassidy shouldn't be allowed in the same room, because LOOK what happens, mang! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Holly Sampson shouldn't be allowed out of the house; NOTHING would ever get done (z0d)

Rachel and her Friend Nikki are having a fun time playing the you-lick-me, now I-lick-you game (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

Helloooo Tacoma! Imma gonna play drums upside down!!!:

...back when playing drums upside down was still cool.

Best. Book. EVER. Must Read. Now!

On the more recent end of the spectrum, we have Nuno from EXTREME playing "Flight of the Wounded Bumlebee" in Boston:

That's one seriously wounded bumblebee, mang.
Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Now, we bring on ze girlz!

Taylor Vixen enjoys being a cowgirl. She can ride horses, milk cows

and masturbate as often as she wants!.

Eva Angelina can't stop running her mouth about how much she LOOOVES sex

and to be honest, if she wasn't so smoking hot...we'd be nailing her mouth shut.

What does sexy Czech babe Kathy Lee have to do with peace on earth and good will toward men?

NOTHING...but if we can keep people staring long enough, we might be able to accompllish just that.

Beautiful busty Ava Adams has been making adult movies longer than we've been alive
Thta's actually not true at all. Well, it might be depending on how long you've been alive.

...and that, friends... is the way to give your buddy a migraine with a shovel.

Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

2011-03-30T07:19:00.001-07:00

We knew your mom was flexible, but WOW:

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

Click it, fool!

What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

MILF working out, IRON MAIDEN Stage Collapses, but they bring out the new Eddie...so it's not all bad. Britney's Ass ain't half bad, KISS has fireproof wigs, Brandy Talore is like a choo-choo

2011-03-28T12:13:00.001-07:00

Hey man, we found out where your mom works out and stuff

It would be a little less covert if she wasn't uploading the pics all over her personal site... Jeez, how many creeps you got knocking on your door, son?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

IRON MAIDEN was playing in Brazil, when the barricade in front of the stage collapsed:

About a hundred people got smooshed. The rest of the crowd thought it was part of the show. ROCK 'N ROLL, MAAAAN!

They're on this really long-ass FINAL FRONTIER tour that's going to take them all over the world, mate...and then back at some point... cuz you always gots to come back, now don't you?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

As long as we're on the IRON MAIDEN kick, let's show you what the new "Eddie" mascot looks like:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EDDIE IN ACTION. BOO. SCARY, right?

Did Britney Spears' ass get better-looking overnight?

Evidently it did. Throw some hot sauce on that! (Drunken Stepfather)

Silvia and Isabelle each lost a contact lens..down the other one's shirt... winky winky (FreakShow Planet)

A chat with Mena Suvari (Bullz Eye)

Devi Emmerson has a bikini with several holes in it...not that we're complaining (z0d)

Brandy and Sunny are showing us exactly what their tongues were made for. NOT ice cream (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

How the hell does KISS get on stage ANYWHERE with all that pyro and NOT light their wigs on fire?

"You wanted the best... You GOT the best...the HOTTEST band in the world... Ker-blooey."

Can you BELIEVE that SONIC BOOM sold like a gazillion copies?

Here's a little secret no one in the music bidness tells you: The band (like many bands) made the album available exclusively through Wal-Mart...so if you bought it at Wal-Mart, it got counted as ONE sale. Now, if any OTHER stores (Target, K-Mart, Amazon, whatever) wanted to carry the album, they had to buy them from WAL-MART...That's MORE sales.
What's even more ingenious, is when those secondary stores sell the record, it ALSO counts for a sale...so you're getting credit for selling the same album TWICE! That's either criminal or genius...but we love it.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

Click it, fool!

What does Brandy Talore have in common with a choo-choo train?

Nothing. Click the link, perv...then watch her get hosed by some well-endowed Honduran.

When JOSLYN JAMES isn't banging TIGER WOODS

CLICK IT, FOOL!

She's getting mauled by the MILF Hunter See? We no lie. We gots what thems call 'proof'.

...and that, friends... is the way to shit the bed and blame it on the dog.

MILF in a Mesh Shirt, Shark vs Guy in Kayak, OZZY in a Hockey Jersey, Captain America Fest, POISON and MOTLEY CRUE madness, Natalie Portman's Naked Ass, New FOUNDRYCAMS, Breanne Benson

2011-03-25T11:09:00.000-07:00

Look, Dude... if your mom is going to keep posting photos like this:

especially on her Ashley Madison and Facebook pages... you're going to have to deal with all of the strange guys at the door (us included).

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

An enormous shark barrelled down on a guy in a kayak in Florida:

Normally he'd be shitting his pants; but not this time. You see, it was a BASKING shark, and the most it would do is suck on the kayak for a while

Now THIS, friends...is a shark:

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

We got a FEVER! And the cure is CAPTAIN AMERICA!

First to the movie; the new trailer has a TON of new footage in it and has covered our shirts with drool:

Of course, we'll clean our shirts before going out in public. Maybe

Next up, is the video game, SEGA's CAPTAIN AMERICA: Super Soldier, which has a new trailer:

This one, we'll play at home... so screw cleaning our shirts.

...and if you saw THIS version of CAPTAIN AMERICA, our hats go off to you and your cheese-tastic taste in movies:

Who the fuck is Jen Starger?

and why should I care about her cleavage? (Drunken Stepfather)

Ancilla Tilla looks great in Lingerie...and even better OUT of it. Eh, Gnome sane? (FreakShow Planet)

Friday Film Fix - Movie Reviews (Bullz Eye)

Kayden Kross should ONLY be allowed to make girl-girl videos. HOLY SHIT (z0d)

Lexi Belle spends WAY too much time in clothes in this photo set. That's just one man's opinion though (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

Look who showed up in a Washington Capitals jersey! It's OZZY OSBOURNE!

Is OZZY even aware of what the Washington Capitals or hockey is? Who knows.

HOwever, they DO use "Let Me Hear You Scream" a lot, so I guess that qualifies him:

The IRON MAIDENS are an all-female IRON MAIDEN tribute band:

They play flawlessly ...except for the last few days of the month. Get it? Get it? eh? Nudge-Nudge.

The album covers look a little ...uh, familiar? Well, that's kind of allowed, we think.

Look! It's our buddy BRET MICHAELS trying to run away from his lame-ass interview with Access Hollywood:

Unfortunately, that had him chained to his chair, so he couldn't get very far.

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh.

Click it, fool!
Like I said, click it, fool!

Everyone needs an overhaul once in a while, and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

Click it, fool!

Anyone want to see NATALIE PORTMAN's naked ass?

There you go. It's from YOUR HIGHNESS...and this is even MORE Of her NAKED...Thanks Mr. Skin!

This is Breanne Benson. She NEVER shuts up.

She makes up for it though...when she takes her clothes off...which will redeeem most women.

You've all heard of ALEXIS TEXAS before, right? What, you HAVEN'T???

That's her. On the stairs. You know, the ONLY GIRL IN THE PHOTO?!?!? about to get ravaged we might add.

...and that, friends... is the way to fart in bed without your girlfriend noticing.

MILF upskirt, Police vs Young Lady, Captain America video game, Who cares about Vanessa Hudgens, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, and the most boring morning show ever, Stryper does KIS, Lupe Fuentes does roses

2011-03-23T09:19:00.000-07:00

If your mom keeps taking photos like this

and then posting them on her Ashley Madison profile... We may consider taking her out for a malted... on her back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

A police officer gently lets a young lady knows who is in charge:

TRANSLATION: He Maces the bitch and throws her to the ground. Why does everyone seem to think they can stand up to armed police officers?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

We know it's about six months old, but the trailer for CAPTAIN AMERICA: SUPER SOLDIER has us SO pysched

Come on, who ISN'T excited about this movie? Anyone? Anyone?

I don't care who this is.

She's Vanessa Hudgens, and unless you were one of the lucky few who saw her NUDE PHOTOS, you shouldn't care either. (Drunken Stepfather)

Janet and Melany are naked, drunk and trying to re-enact some album cover (FreakShow Planet)

Barry Bonds' perjury trial begins, but does anyone even care anymore? (Scores Report)

Mariah and Rachel are feeling each other up..as they SHOULD BE. It's a law. We think. (z0d)

Li'l Lupe Fuentes is covered in Roses...that is until her boyfriend Evan gets a hold of her and drills her into next Sunday (ha! didn't think we knew, did ya) (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

Nikki Sixx and Bret Michaels were on Good Things Utah the other day promoting their summer tour

Being interviewed by the 'Milquetoast sisters' isn't all that bad... is it?

Both band's have relatively new albums out too:

...and STRYPER, straight off their WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BIBLES! tour (kidding):

Did a halfway decent job of covering KISS the other night in Nashville. Yes, Nashville. Enough with the cowboy references. Every band in the world is down there.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Where else but in the U.S. can Alanah Rae get an oily rubdown by a (supposed) masseusse and NOT call the authorities

We'll tell you were, chester...HERE. In the bestest country on earth...Granted that pervert has a police scanner and a good set of running shoes on.

Arianna Sinn is a gal with 34G-sized hooters. Do you know what those were made for?

Playing with. That's what. Thankfully, that's what this non-english speaker is all-too-familiar with.

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.

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Mami Culo Bueno, New PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN trailer, J-WOWW is an author? Pissing off a cop, Old Farts gone Wild, TM Stevens and Ridiculous bass playing

2011-03-22T13:33:00.000-07:00

Yo, homes...we're not saying your mom's got a nice butt...

but based on the those photos she's posting online... We sure as hell are THINKING it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

peeling out in front of a cop...

is a GREAT way to get an express ticket to jail... so would you knock it off...please?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

The new trailer for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: On STRANGER TIDES doesn't make us miss Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom one bit

You've got your Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, and your Keith Richards...who else do you need?

J-WOWW is a best selling author

Someone fucking shoot me. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eufrat has a name that youd associate with a big fat person... but she's anything BUT (FreakShow Planet)

The Top 5 Health & Fitness Myths (Bullz-Eye)

Nika and Sophia are REALLY REALLY friendly...and that is NEVER a bad thing. (z0d)

Keylee Parker andn her friend are having happy nake fun time! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

If SKID ROW is still singing "Youth Gone Wild" after 20 years...

Wouldn't that make them "Old farts gone wild"? Just sayin'.

...and now for an out-of-control bass guitar solo, courtesy of TM STEVENS:

Fucker is GOOD, but come on, man...some people have jobs to go to in the morning.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Who wants to see what Lexi Belle is up to lately? Looks like about ten sit-ups!!

Shake a tail-feather, honey Asses like that take WORK...Crunch! GRRRR! Crunch!!! GRRR!!.

and of course Jynx Maze needs NO help making her arse look fantastic

except for maybe that cameraman. Take a hike, dude..

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.

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Your Mom in a bikini contest, Egyptian Kids TV, Big Ass In a Bikini, STRYPER does SABBATH, Ridiculous Guitar Solo of the Day, New FOUNDRY CAMS, new VIOLET video, New Jennifer White

2011-03-18T09:25:00.001-07:00

We give your mom all kinds of credit for entering a bikini contest

We give her even MORE credit for posting the photo on her personal ad... your dad would be proud!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

You got your colorful characters on the wall, a catatonic kid, and a stuffed rabbit on a couch...

Oh yeah, you got a host spewing anti-Jewish sentiments to the audience. You got yourself an Egyptian Kids' show!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

Now whose big ass in a bikini could this be?

Here's a hint: She used to get pummeled by Axl Rose back in the day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Inga is the kind of girl who can lean up against our tree any time she wants... we have a tree reserved for her (FreakShow Planet)

Featured Model: Michelle (Bullz-Eye)

Angelina Polska is the kind of Polish Sausage we'd like to sink our teeth into. NO, that was NOT a gay remark!!! (z0d)

Li'l Lupe Fuentes likes girls. She likes feeling them up. She likes having nookie with them. She likes everything about them. Just click it already, moneky man. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

You wouldn't expect a Bible-thumping band like STRYPER to be doing a cover of "Heaven and Hell"...:

...but you'd be wrong, Chester. Now SUCK it.

...and now for your ridiculously-complicated guitar solo of the day, courtesy of my former guitar teacher STEPHEN ROSS:

This dude was doing overly-complicated before overly-complicated was commonplace. Now we think he works in a shoe factory somewhere in Asbury Park, New Jersey. Actually, we don't know. That just sounded funnier.

WHAT??? No Boobies? You gotta be kidding me! Relax, Chester, we got plenty:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely VIOLET did for her St Patricks Day video

Green Bikini and Green Heels... of course they didn't stay on for long. You can catch her on LIVE now at FOUNDRY CAMS

Anyone know who Jennifer White is? No? Figures. You're not all sickos like us

She's in a li'l movie called Big Wet Asses 18- Which you can get right now...because you're an impulsive asshole just like me. Don't even try to deny it.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

MILF loves St Patrick's Day, Drunk girls do too, Batman: Arkham City, Sammy Hagar spills the beans on Eddie, DEF LEPPARD Acoustic, Michael Monroe is Old, New FOUNDRY CAMS

2011-03-17T12:44:00.001-07:00

Now THIS is what St Patrick's Day should be all about. Amiright? Amiright?

Any MOM who goes out of her way to update her personal ad with a sexy leprechaun picture... is ripe for some butt-lovin', you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

However, many of you young ladies will wind up like THIS tonight:

And you'll need to call off from work the morning after...and the morning after that. Some guys DO appreciate a good drunkard, so if that works for you, then roll with it, baby.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first in-game trailer for BATMAN: Arkham City is online and all we have to say is... "must have...NOW"...

Does the Joker ever NOT look like he's about to knife someone to death. Naah, doubtful.

Amanda Seyfried looks snazzy in leggings.

She ALSO looks snazzy in NOTHING, but that's another link entirely. (Drunken Stepfather)

and that would Be the right link! (Mr Skin)

Natasha is not terribly interested in keeping her clothes on...not that we mind...not that we care (FreakShow Planet)

Need Help Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket? (Scores Report)

Shay Laren likes to shave her unmentionables... we have no problem mentioning them (z0d)

Juliette Bardot is pretending to play the piano, but she's really just using it as a prop to get naked. We see through her crappy charade. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

So Sorry that SAMMY HAGAR still has stories to tell about Eddie Van Halen being all nutso on tour:

...or as he put it on Imus the other morning... "Charlie Sheen on Ten". Yeah, that's not a pretty picture

Phil Collen and Joe Elliot from DEF LEPPARD did a halfway decent job on "Pour Some Sugar on Me" without the one-armed drummer:

If I was that one-armed drummer, I'd be worrying about job security, boy. Joe Elliot's foot on a tambourine is looking awful competitive, yo

Michael Monroe who could be the skinniest guy in rock, has a new single called '78'

It's about his age... No seriously. He's old..

WHAT??? No Boobies? You gotta be kidding me! Relax, Chester, we got plenty:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

Click it, fool!

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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MILF loves the bowflex, Russian X-Men trailer, 5 minutes of 'Source Code', A few seconds of 'Quarantine 2', FOO FIGHTERS new video, ALICE COOPER live, New FIREWIND video, JOHN 5 plays better than you

2011-03-16T09:56:00.001-07:00

Tell your mom all that bowflex work is paying off:

When we saw this photo of her in her personal ad... we were kinda wishing she wasn't your mom, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Well, it's not so much 'terrible' as it is aggrivating:

If you can handle the Russian dubbing and text, there's a whole hat-full of new footage from X-MEN First Class. Yes, a HAT full.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first five minutes of the movie SOURCE CODE are online and if you're confused...

GOOD. So are we, and we'd hate to think there was anyone out there smarter than us. We're Sooper Geniuses.

The sequel to the film QUARANTINE is online, and while we can't really render judgement, we want to say...

"Get these mother-fuckin' zombies off this mother-fuckin' plane!!! There. We said it. We feel much much better.

KE$ha is a slob in a bikini

That's all. click the pic if you want to vomit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elisa wastes NO time in showing you her no-no spot (FreakShow Planet)

Interview with the Cast & Crew of 'LIMITLESS' (Bullz Eye)

Larisa is measuring the size of her nips. This is something we think all women should do and take note of (z0d)

Angela Taylor has beetles in her cooter...either that, or she really loves playing with it...a lot (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

FOO FIGHTERS have a new video out, and it was directed by Dave Grohl himself:

Not that we can tell, to be honest. It could have been directed by Fellini, but then again he's dead...but that would have been something, wouldn't it? You know, the whole dead-guy-directing a fuckin' video?

ALICE COOPER just got inducted into the Hall of Fame, so in honor...we bring you...:

A performance from last fall of a song he wrote about ten years ago. Yaaaaay us. Way to go above and beyond, right?

Want to play guitar like JOHN 5 (from ROB ZOMBIE and formerly of MARILYN MANSON)????

Well good fucking luck, because this video lesson will do more to confuse the shit out of you than help you.

Now, most of you know that Gus G. plays guitar for OZZY OSBOURNE. Did you also know that he's in a band FIREWIND?

No? They're Greek. Which means that when they're not washing dishes in a diner somewhere in New Jersey, they're doing THIS.

OK, so that took a while to get through. Who's up for some boobies? Yeah, you in the back. You're always raising your hand. Perv.

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

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MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

2011-03-14T11:48:00.001-07:00

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Mike Starr's final phone call, SOURCE CODE Trailer, Lindsay's boob in court, SULLY ERNA loses his shoes, Melissa Midwest and Nikki Sexx get Sexy

2011-03-10T13:10:00.001-08:00

You might want to check on your mom. Someone left her like this in a motel room:

We told her posting those ads online could be risky... did she listen? Nooooooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS... left the following voicemail mere hours before his death:

Nice to know it was for something constructive, and not the cure for AIDS, or something a little more than a marijuana jones.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The trailer for SOURCE CODE feels like Groundhog Day with a lot of special effects:

Oh lookee. Jake Gyllenhaal is on fire. We suspect that's how a lot of people want to see him.

Lindsay Lohan's left bosom is on its way to court today!

well, along with the rest of her, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)

of course, here's Lindsay Lohan's boob NOT in court and NOT covered-up (Mr. Skin)

Martina Warren is the only person with the name 'Warren' we wouldn't mind gawking at (FreakShow Planet)

Getting to know the 2011 Nissan Rogue (Bullz Eye)

Kylie and Talia are... umm... are... Wow. train of thought. Derailed. (z0d)

Georgia and Sunny might not know physics, but they will make your day a little more peachy and brighter. Get it? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

Sully Erna lost his shoes (and possibly his glasses) before this tribute to METALLICA:

Sol Rosenberg would be proud. Don't get the reference? Go get a Jerky Boys CD. You'll understand.

OK, to hell with culture. Bring on the women:

Nikki Sexx is probably best known for her humanitarian work..

Umm, right. She's known for being in a movie called Big Wet Asses #18...Humanitarian work... see, that's us makin' a funny.

Anyone else think Melissa Midwest ought to put some clothes on?

no? Neither do we. Glad we all agree on something.

Everyone pay attention to Sexy Venera for a second or two:

Can't do it for just a few seconds, can you? Yes, friends...that is the power of the boobs... which she can enjoy for a few more years until they sag and hit the floor.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

R.I.P. Mike Starr, Worst Parent EVER, FAST FIVE Trailer 2, AC/DC in Argentina, GUS G can shred, SHINEDOWN makes you want to pump iron, Ava Devine and Krissy Lynn

2011-03-09T07:52:00.000-08:00

If your mom and her friends are going to keep posting photos like this online:

You may want to start charging at the door to your house because her personal ads are getting quite the response.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

First and foremost, we say "Goodbye" to Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS:

first Layne Staley, now Mike. God must be planning a reunion tour.

Contrary to popular belief, if you don't f*** with the bull, you STILL get the horns:

Why anyone would want to sit unprotected in the front row of a bullfight is really a mystery.

And the award for 'Worst parent in the UNIVERSE goes to... *drumroll*:

Guy who let his four year-old daughter drive his motorcycle while he casually rides bitch with no hands. Yeah, that guy's gonna be dead soon.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The latest trailer for FAST FIVE has more testosterone in it than your garden variety syringe full of... well, testosterone:

See, testosterone injections are used primarily by bodybuilders and women looking to grow more facial hair.

Nice hair, Katy Perry. Pick a color, would ya?

Did we miss something? Does KATY PERRY not like LADY GAGA, or is she infatuated? (Drunken Stepfather)

A Collection of 16 Insanely Awesome Bowling Balls (The Smoking Jacket)

Jenna Nicole has see-through undies... but we think she knows that already (FreakShow Planet)

Heath & Fitness Q&A: Free Weights vs. Machines (Bullz Eye)

Yvonne will Yreally Ymake You Yexcited. Y'hear? (z0d)

Kiara Diane makes excellent use of a shower head in this very special episode (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

The SHINEDOWN video for "Diamond Eyes" featues a TON of footage from The EXPENDABLES:

You should be pumping iron and cracking skulls in no time...and then going to jail, because you really shouldn't be doing that casually.

Gus G from FIREWIND and OZZY OSBOURNE's band uses ESP Guitars exclusively:

and no, there was no other reason to post this video than to gawk at how well this summbitch plays guitar.

Finally, after two years, the AC/DC video for LIVE at RIVER PLATE is being released:

Again, there was no real great reason to post this clip other than to stare in amazement of the kind of crowds that go to see hard rock bands in Buenos Aires.

From hard rock, we gently sashay into Rock Hard butts:

Everyone say "how-dee-doo" to Krissy Lynn

She's shaking her bottom because she's thrilled to be in Big Wet Asses #18... yes, there have been seventeen of these already. Believe it or not.

Who here knows (or cares) who AVA DEVINE is?

yeah, we had NO idea either, and then we watched THESE... oofah

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Your mom is tied up, Tommy Lee and the Tone Deaf All-Star Band, New Music and Cuisine from JOURNEY, SLAYER is feeling much better now, Julia Crown and Sofia Saint are Brilliant

2011-03-07T11:23:00.001-08:00

Not for nothing, but your mom was left out in the backyard, hog-tied:

We don't want to judge but she's been posting some kinky ads online... and you know what kind of oddballs those can attract. Yeah, us.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)
Tommy Lee joined the TONE DEAF ALL-STARS and George Lynch at Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp

Someone tell that girl on the mic she sounds like two cats fucking... or at least throw a shoe at her. Bless you! Get it? 'A shoe'? Bah.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

Kendra Wilkinson's ass looks halfway decent in shorts (Drunken Stepfather)

but not nearly as good as it looks in her homemade sex tape... zinG!.

Click it, fool!
Adele Stephens and Deven Davis have a great doctor/patient relationship (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Dylan Riley will get you all riled up ... see, cuz she's in a teensy gold bikini (z0d)

Alexa Nicole is no ordinary hottie. Nosiree, she's got hooves! No. Not really. Chill out. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

When JOURNEY's singer isn't trying to eat your pets, he sings like an angel:

Oh my God. It's a joke. Lighten up, you overly-sensitive maniac.

Looks like Tom Araya from SLAYER was feeling well enough to get on stage in Australia:

He had an 'ouchie'... yes, that's what he called it. Again. Joke. Relax, Chester.

Wow, this is a little too high-brow. Bring on the girls!

Stand back, everyone! Julia Crown is Crowning!

That line would work better if we actually KNEW what 'Crowning' was. Ten bucks says we totally misused the word there.

you may be asking, How many animals had to die senselessly to make Sofia Saint's swimsuit?

We're guessing none. Yeah, none... it's synthetic, dummy.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...
If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Your mom likes singles, Escalator Mishap, Britney Spears in V Magazine, CHIMAIRA's Charlie Sheen tribute, MOTORHEAD on Jimmy Fallon, SLASH in Australia

2011-03-04T09:48:00.000-08:00

We don't want to alarm you, but we caught your mom at her night job the other evening:

We're responsible for at least ten of the singles she brought home in her butt and the stain she brought home on her shirt... we're gentlemanly when it comes to mothers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)
All you need is Benny Hill music and this video would be PERFECT!

Going Down - Watch your step!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)

Britney Spears is on the cover of V Magazine (Drunken Stepfather)

and the "V" is for "Vapid"... see, cuz it's Britney Spears... and umm, you get it.

Raisa has a terrible name and a great body. This will set off a theme in today's update (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Chantelle Fontaine has a name like a tranny...she's suspect until we see a birth certificate (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black is pasty and white. She really should consider a name change to fit her pasty complexion (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

The whole world has Charlie Sheen fever and the guys in CHIMAIRA are no exception:

Presenting a death metal cover of The TROGGS "Wild Thing" in honor of Charlie Sheen's role in MAJOR LEAGUE.

Lemmy and MOTORHEAD were showing off their face bumps in New York City on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Singing "Get Back In Line"... and shaking like a leaf. Just watch Lemmy's right arm.

SLASH and Andrew Stockdale from WOLFMOTHER impressed the hell out of everyone in Brisbane:

OK, maybe not EVERYONE. A few people stayed home to drink oil cans of Foster's. And that's how you make a sweeping generalization.

Now, before you get too cultured, here's some BOOBS, and we don't mean your parents... ZING!:

Anyone else think Tommie Jo is a lousy name?

Us too. Booooo, Tommie Jo. Your name sucks.

Speaking of awful names, Cali Lakai probably got picked on a lot when she was a kid.

hence the need to take her clothes off for attention. Of course we're guessing. We have no concrete information.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...
If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Worst Guitar Solo, Close Call Car Crash, Snooki Does Rolling Stone, WHITESNAKE unplugged, MOTLEY CRUE summer tour, VINCE NEIL's Mistake, American Idol does Judas Priest, Angie Savage does Zebra

2011-03-03T07:34:00.000-08:00

Seriously trying to find something wiseass to say here, and coming up very very blank:

Face it. Your mom and her friends are smoking hot and as long as she posting photos like these... we'll forever be struggling with what to say.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)
All the guitar lessons in the world aren't going to help this dude:

Give it up, shmuck. You're not going to get any better.

Officer! We're going to need a fresh diaper and a clean pair of slacks for this man!

Ten more feet, and that guy was going to be buried in two boxes.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)

Why is the seriously un-bangable SNOOKI on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine? (Drunken Stepfather)

Is ROLLING STONE doing this deliberately to piss off readers, or is it honor-a-troll month and nobody told us? Magazine sales must be sliding.

Charlie Sheen on Living with Goddesses: 7 Relationship Tips (How About We)

Vanessa Lake is wrapped in Latex on a Summer Day. No wonder she's taking her clothes off (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Topher Grace (Bullz Eye)

Conny is kinda cute...and that's kind of an understatement of the year (z0d)

Jana and Georgia are all kinds of friendly and naked, and that's just the way we likes 'em (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

Has David Coverdale ever NOT looked like an old woman? We say 'uhh, no'

Keep in mind this show was in Tokyo in 1997... and it's all downhill from here, kids.

Speaking of old ladies, who's the old woman sitting between Tommy and Nikki from MOTLEY CRUE?

Oh. Oh, wait a minute. That's David Johansen. Nice wig.

In a candid, sit-down interview with... his girlfriend... VINCE NEIL said that his latest DUI arrest and stint in jail was a 'mistake'.

He also revealed that the sky is blue and water is wet. Glug-Glug, Vrooom, Vince.

Anyone else see the little gay kid doing the JUDAS PRIEST song on American Idol>

OK, OK... we have no idea if that's true. He may be a gay MAN. Oh...zing... swee what we did there?

Oh let's just get to the boobs... So glad you agree:

How many zebras had to die to make Angie Savage's Bikini?

Umm, none. It's a fucking bikini. It's cloth. Chill out.

When you have boobs as big as Leanne Crow, you just have to play with 'em

Well you don't HAVE to... but it's really fun when you can.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...
If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)

...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.