NEW FOUNDRYMUSIC WRITERS: More Opinions Than You'll Ever Need

A few weeks ago, we put the word out that we needed some help reviewing some of the massive amounts of product that comes our way. The response was OVERWHELMING to say the least, and we're still picking through a pile of writing samples.



Today, we're happy to share with you three of our latest FoundryMusic team members; all of whom have tackled the world of movies, music, and literature like no opinionated ass has ever done before. Let's meet them, shall we?:

FoundryMusicCos (hey stupid, get us a photo) - from the bowels of West New York, comes a man who can digest an entire Kevin Smith book in an afternoon. His reviews include:



The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

My Boring-Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith

Hack: How I Stopped Worrying about What To Do With My Life And Started Driving a Yellow Cab

FoundryMusicKevin (bonus points for scoring the picture with Will Smith) - Hailing from the music business, but commenting on the movie business, Kevin tells you how it is. If your movie sucks, watch out. His reviews include:



BUG - Special Edition

EVAN ALMIGHTY

Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror - Extended and Unrated

FoundryMusicMike - He's not crazy about you, but he likes your taste in music. You get to live. Today. His reviews include:



KORN - Untitled

SSS - Short Sharp Shock

As always, if think you have some decent writing chops, and you LOVE getting FREE stuff, Email Rob (at) Foundry Music (dot) com with your full contact information and a sample review.

LIKE FREE CD's and DVD's? FOUNDRYMUSIC NEEDS WRITERS!

Do you like free CDs and DVDs?

Are you opinionated?

Do you consider yourself a music or video snob?

Do you have a natural tendency towards sarcasm?

If so, you could work for us...for free! Foundry is looking for some volunteer music staffers. We need people to work on posting headlines, writing reviews, and writing and conducting interviews. If you are here, you already know the kind of work we do and what kinds of music we deal with.


Of course, the gig comes with the obligatory pile of free CDs and/or DVDs if you get the gig, and the more you review...the more you get! Trust us, we have PILES of material coming in each week, just waiting for you to put your own snide stamp on it.


If you are interested please email us with your contact info.

Please include some writing samples, and a resume (if it applies). We will contact people we are interested in, and those who don't hear back from us, well, go about your life knowing you weren't good enough to make an ass out of yourself on our website.

Have a nice day.