Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! Blu-Ray Blood & Guts, Brütal Legend, Boat-breaking Fat Girl, Helium Tasing Hard Rock Band, Busty Bikini Babes, Sexy Webcam Babes

Have a Helluva Hump Day, folks!
In honor of the mid-week hump-day, why not engage in a hump-fest with your cute married co-worker? Just don't tell management and then no one gets written up.

Say what you will about re-makes...

But a maniac in a hockey mask hacking up 20-somethings is always fun to watch.

Rawk, bitches! It's the trailer for Brütal Legend:

Jack Black, Ozzy Osbouurne, Lemmy, Lita Ford, Rob Halford. Now that's our kind of game!

It's your MÖTLEY CRÜE fix of the day:

Dont forget - CRÜE FEST 2 - Tickets On Sale NOW!

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on Rocklahoma, The Airborne Toxic Event, The Low Anthem, and More in MUSIC HEADLINES

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Honey, you might be a little too heavy for that tiny wooden bench:

Oh well. Too late.

Please tase me, bro!

That's one way to get your band recognized! Hats off to the guys in aFREUDIANSLIP!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we decided it wasn't)

Megan Fox looks good ALL the time (once again, if all you read was 'blah blah blah MEGAN FOX blah blah blah', that's fine too)

The 50 Funniest Statue Sex Photos Of All Time

The PUSSYCAT DOLLS in Bikinis

The Top 10 States for Hip Hop Fans

CHEWBACCA: He's Just Like Us!

Hot Girls Crushing Cars

How To Deal With a Creepy Co-Worker

House Arrest with Andy Dick: Bob Odenkirk

Blue Alien From 'The Fifth Element' Kicks Susan Boyle's Ass In Competition

Do The Cocoa Butter Dance
Drunkenness Affects Your Ability To Get Laid

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Whoa boy. Nicole 'Coco' Austin is wearing almost nothing on a beach in the Bahamas...

She has the most amazing booty EVAARRR.

This is Brandy Dean and she has Huge Boobs...

...just wait till you see what happens in the full, uncensored, hardcore version. Oofah.

What exactly is Jana Foxy SO F-ing Happy about?

She's about to take her shirt off, that's what. That makes US happy too

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:

CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Jana Foxy Takes Her Top Off
Brütal Legend - Full Cast Video Game Trailer
Nicole 'Coco' Austin Topless in the Bahamas
MÖTLEY CRÜE: 'Dr Feelgood' LIVE at Download Festival
Brandy Dean and her Enormous Oiled-up Boobs
Helium Taze - with aFREUDIANSLIPn
FOUNDRY CAMS: Super Villain Vamp with Powerman 5000
Fat Girl Breaks Boat Bench

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