Gaga does METALLICA, Bull Busts Through Fence, Big Booty Sister, GUNS N ROSES Private Show, QUEENSRYCHE still going, Jillian Beyor, Chavon Taylor, and Busty Brits show off their... you know.

Weekends are for laying around and tossing Fritos into a busty married woman's cleavage:

look, if her man isn't giving her what she needs the YOU have to. It's a law. at least we THINK it is.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

None other than Lady GaGa was dancing to Metallica at Lollapalooza this year in Chicago:

Somewhere, in the dark corner of a room, James Hetfield is weeping quietly.

Several Spaniards learned a fast lesson in 'You Fuck with the bull, you get the horns'

That is one seriously pissed off bull. Do you know how pissed off you have to be to smash through a wooden fence? Well, WE do.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Which Big-Booty Bleached Blonde has an identical ass-tastic sister? (Drunken Stepfather)

Bestu Futurama Characters To Party With (Gunaxin)

Briana Blair has NO hair...down there. You know what we mean (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Ally Ryan is all kinds of sexy, and we were going to say something witty, but man, did WE run out of steam FAST (z0d)

A Long, Painful Week Following Jessica Simpson On Twitter (EgoTV)

Megan Curry...hey, we used to know a.. oh, nevermind. *Breathe in... Breathe out...* (Dailyniner)

Your Freshman guide to picking the best Frat (The Campus Socialite)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

whoa, wait a minute, GUNS N' ROSES did a private showcase in Paris?

No one threw bottles? No one threw a tantrum? We don't believe it!.

Those nice boys in QUEENSRYCHE are still on tour (click for tickets, monkey!) and after 20 years "The Thin Line Still holds up":

20 years?? has it been THAT long since EMPIRE was released? Damn. We feel OLD. Holy Crap! It WAS 20 years ago... check out Queensrÿche's discography!

and from classic rock, we segue into...classic racks! (of course)

Busy British Bombshells Jenny Badeau and Emily Cartwright have NOTHING better to do than feel each other upon a boring afternoon:

We don't blame them. We do the same thing when we're bored... only with the neighbor's cat.

PLAYBOY hotness Jillian Beyor is a bit of a ditz. We couldn't care less though:

Why? Because Jillian's a hottie. a hottie who happens to love rough make-up sex... she's OUR kind of Gal!

Natuallly-busty Chavon Taylor is oiling up her enormous boobs. Why? Because it's called 'foreplay' you noob:

You can see Chavon's full-length hardcore scene in Big Wet Tits 4... and see just how sloppy one gal can get!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Happy Hump Day! Avoidable Crash in Argentina, Lindsay's Nails in Contempt, Mystery MILF Nips, ANTHRAX, LIFE OF AGONY, and the most amazing Violinist - LIVE... Tori Black, Nikki Sims, & Nicole Graves Get Nude

It's hump day! You know what that means, right? find three willing young ladies (attached, unattached, doesn't matter):

...and bring them to a classy joint, so you can see them show off their outstanding.... wait, what were we saying? Sorry. Got totally derailed there for a second. Hineys do that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

This CCTV footage from Argentina captured the most avoidable...accident...ever.

Honestly, how did the guy on the bike NOT see that coming?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan's Nails May Be In Contempt Of Court (WWTDD)

*sob* we may never get to see Lindsay play an armless, legless stripper ever again...*weep*.


Which grasping-onto-fame-any-which-way-she-can MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)

Don't think too hard, kids...it's not like her Homemade Sex Video hasn't been featured everywhere in the past few months... yeah, it's kind of obvious.

A Nerd’s Guide To Dating (HEAVY)

Darenzia... Weird Name. Nice Boobs! (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)

Dave Chappelle Grounds Plane; Refuses to Poop like a Poor Person (FilmDrunk)

Ashley Kirk. No relation to the captain. Get it? Captain kirk? Echh (Dailyniner)

Wrist-Mounted Flamethrower? Flame On! (GammaSquad)

Ashley is very nude and showing off her no-no spot (z0d)

Calise Hawkins Meets Ron Jeremy (FunnyCrave)

Rusty Kuntz Sound like a funny name? Here are more funny sport names (Campus Socialite)

Ten Hot Hollywood Women That Aged Horribly (Gunaxin)

Wedding Photographer Fail! (Video Gone Viral)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The guys in ANTHRAX are all from New York, and here they are playing "Indians" To a bunch of Greeks in Athens:

Anyone else feel like they need a geography lesson? No? Just us. Yeah, we're idiots.

Can you believe the guys in LIFE OF AGONY have been around for 20 years?

Well, apparentl, because this show (above) was filmed for the Band's 20th Anniversary CD/DVD release.

His name is Ed Alleyne-Johnson, and he plays electric violin on the streets of England:

Little did we know, Ed has a BUNCH of CD's already released (and being the addicts we are, we bought all of them).

From Rock to Raunch, let's introduce you to a few friends...

This beautiful brunette is Award Winning Adult Starlet Tori Black:

...and this is only a snippet of BIG WET ASSES 16 - which you can see On Demand NOW

Speaking of beautiful brunettes, let's all have a look-see at BumbleGirls beauty Nicole Graves:

The woman can't go more than 30 seconds without feeling herself up and with a body like this, who could blame her? Hell, we'd be lucky to make it FIVE seconds.

Iconic web centerfold Nikki Sims (aka Next Door Nikki) is wearing her lucky shirt:

What's so Lucky about it, you ask? It gets to touch her 34DD's... and you don't. Well, neither do we for that matter.

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4th of July Fiasco in PA, Lindsay Lohan's Going to Jail, Mystery Mammaries, IRON MAIDEN, OZZY OSBOURNE, and VINCE NEIL are LIVE, Eve Angel, Lupe Fuentes, and Maya Codina are NAKED

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

The July 4th Festivities in Palmyra, Pennsylvania sent fireworks into the night sky...

...and sent about 11 people to the Hospital. Yay Palmyra!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


It's off to Jail for Lindsay Lohan! (WWTDD)

Do women in jail have to get strip-searched? Oh please say yes... lindsay getting a body-cavity check would make our decade.


Whose ridiculously-huge rapper-wife boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Will Ferrell: From SNL To The Internet And Beyond (UPROXX)

Hey-O! One of our Cam Girls, Danni Davis is totally nude in Penthouse! (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)

Stay At Home Dad: The Elusive Yeti (atom)

Heather Carolin will make you think again about not wanting to bang redheads (Dailyniner)

How to Look Like Zooey Deschanel (FunnyCrave)

Jana Cova is pulling up her skirt and pulling down her panties (z0d)

Ear-Based Virginity Test (Campus Socialite)

Dutch Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup (Guyism)

San Francisco Mayor Thinks You’re All Fat Enough (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The Prince of Darkness OZZY OSBOURNE is going on tour (click for tickets) as has discovered the secret to everlasting life:

Always performing with guys 30 years younger than him... duh. This footage of "Shot In the Dark" Live in London is proof of that very concept.

It's IRON MAIDEN! 6! 6! 7! The Neighbor of the Beast!:

Wait, no. That's wrong. oh well, close enough. Maiden is on tour now, AND has a new album coming out (so get those tickets, headbanger).

Straight off a Las Vegas drunk stop, it's VINCE NEIL, ladies and gentlemen! on stage LIVE with half of SLAUGHTER:

Rockin' the classic MOTLEY CRUE in Michigan. You go, Vince.

From Naughty singers to naughty housekeepers...how's THAT for a transition?

Hungarian hotness Eve Angel is a Naughty Housekeeper:

...and that is in no way a reflection of her work ethic.

Latina Goddess Lupe Fuentes will use any excuse to get naked:

and if you need more of a fix, you can always get Lupe Fuentes Videos online here

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This all-natural PLAYBOY beauty is Maya Codina and she's a perky 21 year-old from Tampa:

She also has a tendency to get naked in the kitchen. Like us! Hey, we're almost twins!

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Wednesday Links: Adios Corey Haim, French Women Love Underwear, Rozlyn Papa Video DEBUNKED! Coco's Caboose, Lindsay's Crying, New DEFTONES, AIC LIVE!

Ahh, shit. Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent overdose (who saw THAT coming?):



One down.... One to go. Let's not kill The Guy in the middle though. He's not so bad.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

Never get between 1000 screaming French women and designer underwear:




You might just lose a limb .

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Coco's ridiculous ass is hot to some guys (Drunken Stepfather)



and if you haven't seen this video of her boobs at the beach...you should check that shit out.





Lindsay Lohan is sensitive and her feelings are hurt (WWTDD)



Yeah, uh huh Lindsay Lohan has shown her tits in shitty movies. Grow up, brat.



2010 Fantasy Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Brittany Montague has a sophisticated name...and a stripper's body (FreakshowPlanet)



Which Washed Up VH1 Celebrity Are You? - A Flowchart (FunnyCrave)



Awesome Asian Ass Arielle Lee in a Bikini... kinda (z0d)



Are Giant Squids Conspiring Against Humans? (Asylum)



Oh lord, wontcha buy me...a Nikki Benz (Dailyniner)



Top Ten Fictional Judges (Gunaxin)



The Video Game Bosses' Lament (College Humor)



Real. Working. Hovercraft. (Today's Big Thing)



How Much Money Are NCAA Players Missing Out On? (COED Magazine)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

It's been a while since we heard some new DEFTONES music:



This is the first single from Diamond Eyes... it's called "Rocket Skates" [Download it!].

Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and hit Terminal 5 in NYC:



Their touring in support of their latest disc Black Gives Way To Blue with new singer William DuVall.

Remember the alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape we mentioned yesterday?



Right. We said it was bullshit then, and now we're CONFIRMING IT.

The woman in the video is Lucy Love. The video clip was from Pole Position:Lex POV.



Are we embarrassed that we looked it up? No. All it did was make us look for more Lucy Love clips online which we found. Like the one above.

The short, but busty Erica Campbell might be out of the adult game....



...but we can still admire her body of work... which is scattered around the web in piles.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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Tuesday Links: Drunken Sandwich Stuffing, Death Metal Patsy Cline, Mystery Ta-Tas, Coco's Cans, Vince Neil and KISS are Aging, Stracy Stone & Harmony

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

You ever been SO drunk that you just want to smash your face into a SUBWAY sandwich?




No? well this guy has... wow, what a face.

Did we REALLY need a Death Metal Version of Patsy Cline's "Crazy"?




Well, apparently this chubster DID... So here you go.

WOW. You'll never guess who these boobs belong to (Drunken Stepfather)



hahahaha...we RUINED it for you... because we're pricks.





ICE-T's woman, Nicole 'Coco' Austin has some new photos online (WWTDD)



and since we're all about taking the mystery out of things... take a look at Coco's tits. Subtle, right?



A Chat with the cast of SOUTHLAND (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Vivacious...and very naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Elisabeth King ditches her black lace for something a little ... well, ok...for nothing. (z0d)



Every Hitchcock Cameo Ever (Inside Movies)



Carita Tevez has Tremendous Ta-Tas (Dailyniner)



How To Keep An Idiot Busy (Dave and Thomas)



Erin Andrews to fight voyeurism via dancing with the stars (Don Chavez)



Intelligent Men Are More Sexually Faithful (Asylum)



Awesome Works Of Art Made from Stuff on Your Desk (UPROXX)



The 20 Worst Bootlegs (Heavy)



2 Girls, 1 Cop (atom)



Overcoming the Online Dating "Cold Shoulder" (The Bachelor Guy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

KISS and their wig-tastic wigs made an appearance on Germany's "Wetten, Dass..?" to promote Sonic Boom and their tour:



OK, actually Paul Stanley wears a wig. His hair is short. We've seen it. Gene Simmons wraps a monkey around his head...or something.

The new video for "Tattoos and Tequila" by VINCE NEIL proves that an aging singer can still get skanky drunk tattooed girls:



Vince Neil made another kind of video once...with Janine.

This sexy Czech is Stracy Stone and she's pulling off her sweater:



Showing off her Sweater MEAT. Get it? Sweater meat? Boobs? Get it?

With a name like "Harmony", you figure this gal is easy going, right?



"Easy" could be the biggest understatement of the millenium...Look at what this bitch does to her toys!

Her name was Silvia...and she covered her boobs in whipped cream



...then she got tag-teamed by two guys and got covered in another kind of cream...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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