Dancing Doll Man, Fergie in her Undies, New videos from ALICE IN CHAINS & SOUNDGARDEN, Sara Jay, Sara Stone, and Alina all Show off their Huge Hooters

Welcome... to another week off... cleaning Chex Mix out of the bed:

granted, this needs to be done when you have two otherwise attached women eating Chex off each other's butts. Adultery. It's for Adults. Just like Chex Mix.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

Some people would call Australia's Dancing Doll Man 'truly free':

We, on the other hand, submit to you, that he is 'truly insane'. Deal with it. He's loco. Not motive.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Fergie on a Bike In Her Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

When Beer Saves The Day (The Smoking Jacket)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec (Fork Party)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Dad Grooves to Bieber, Upstages Daughters (college humor)

4 Year-old is Pissed But with really good reason (Noob Dad)

The 20 Coolest NFL Player Cars (Sub5Zero)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

In case you've been living in a cave, SOUNDGARDEN is back and is about to release some new music?

Here's the first single from Telephantasm, called "Black Rain"... Hey, we saw that movie too!

As long as we're talking about Seattle bands, ALICE IN CHAINS released the most confusing video we've ever seen for "Acid Bubble":

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Seattle grunge, we take a hard left to Ameircan Boobs

Sienna West needs her office cleaned...and her carpet munched:

Thank GOD Sara Stone shows up and takes care of everything.

The seductive, MILF-tastic Sara Jay is showing off her curvaceous body... why?

Because in all honesty, it's about to get reamed by a very well-endowed, and happy black man... look at that smile!!

This is Ukrainian-born Alina. She is young, she is naturally-busty, and she is willing to get naked:

In addition, Alina is also willing to compromise herself in any which way she can to make a name for herself... use EXTRA lube, honey muffin!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



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Luckiest Man Alive, Mechanical Bull Upskirt, ALICE COOPER and HALFORD video, Dasani Lezian, Priya Anjali Rai and other girls you've never heard of

There's NO need to be picky that girl hiding behind the potato chips is ripe for the pickig:

Clean up the crumbs after you spend the day with her in a motel. Or don't. That's what housekeeping is for.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

The luckiest man alive has been located! And he lives in China of all places:

For shits and giggles, he likes to ride his bike into busy traffic.

If there's ONE thing you're going to take away from today's lesson, kids...let it be this. Girl with short skirt and thong + Short Skirt + Mechanical Bull = AWEOME.

There ain't nothing like a litle upskirt action to get the juices flowing, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



How the fuck is this chubby chick famous. No links. Just disgust (Drunken Stepfather)

Internet Collection of the Best Exorcisms Caught On Tape (UPROXX)

Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven loves to enjoy nature in the manner that God intended her to....Nekkid (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

sabrina Maree is sexy and ... umm... wait, what were we saying? *drool* (z0d)

15 Beautiful Models of Southeast Asia (StyleCrave)

Madison and Nika get awfully friendly awfully fast... which makes them.... Good eggs. (Dailyniner)

Redskins partner up with Foursquare (CBS Sports)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

Wouldn't you know it? the one and only ALICE COOPER was in Atlantic City the other day:

Fortunately for him, no hips were broken in the making of this video ... or concert, for that matter.

the CGI and troll-filled video for HALFORD's 'Made of Metal' has been released, but it's missing something:

Oooh, that's right... it's missing the rest of JUDAS PRIEST... obvious when you think about it.

and from energetic metal, we move on to ethnic beauties

Sexy, seductive Dasani Lezianis showing off her think latina booty:

Which, as luck would have it, gets violated by Michael Stefano in 'Slutinas'.... There's actually a whole series of those now that we think of it.

Exotic Indian babe Priya Anjali Rai busts out of her cumbersome bikini:

Because bikinis are so bulky, as you know.... and they only get in the way of diddling time. Priya is a busy lady. She's got to get her diddling done in a timely manner.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



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Fear Factory Bus Fire, Mystery MILF Ass-Scratch, SOUNDGARDEN plays a Chicago Club, Bret Michaels vs. Promoter, Latina Foundry Cams Hotness, Prinzzess Felicity Jade

Hooray! You made it through another week! Celebrate by spending the weekend sans-pants with a room full of married women

Screw nightclubs. at least with a swinger party you know what you're getting into. and who you're getting into. Get it? eh?.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The poor bastards in FEAR FACTORY got to watch their tour bus burst into flames on the way to London airport:

The band is just fine. Everything on the bus? Eh, not so much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which MILF pop-star mess is scratching her ass? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hint, Hint, Hint, Hint... *cough* went batshit crazy and shaved her head, lost custody of her kids to her chubby husband *cough*... Too much? Yeah, we suck at hints.

The 7 Richest Criminals In History (Celebrity Net Worth)

The 20 Most Intimidating Fictional Sharks of All Time (Brobibile)

Five More Yogi Bear Poster Taglines (Heavy)

PLAYBOY's Anastasia Christen has mastered the art of getting naked while balancing on rickety furniture (Freakshow Planet)

Lollapalooza 2010 Live Blog (Bullz-Eye)

8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - "there is no handjob." (Dorkly)

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she looks really great naked (Dailyniner)

Passing on a Sports Team (Ask Men)

Nina James is Tight, Tattooed, and ...um, what were we saying? (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Reunited Alterna-Grunge rockheads SOUNDGARDEN dusted off their flanel and played a tiny club in Chicago the other night:

They're playing Lollapalooza on Sunday AND they have a brand new record coming out in September.

Our buddy our pal, Bret Michaels is on tour now (click for tickets)... but he had to bail on a Syracuse show:

Why? Because the bulky bastard promoter bounced a check or two...or three.

from bands we've met... to boobs we'll never get near...

Florida-born beauty Prinzzess Felicity Jade can't wait to get out of that pesky white lingerie:

How could you blame her, really? if you had a body like hers you'd be feeling yourself up non-stop...and if you disagree, you're LYING.

What do we know about fantastic-assed Monica?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. She does, however, need very little convincing to get nude and get sloppy with a lucky fella. Big Ass Adventure, indeed!.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

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Drawbridge vs Ship, Captain Non-America, Amazing Ass in Jeans, SHINEDOWN live in Jacksonville, KISS scares Don Rickles, Whitney Stevens is Oily, Alessandra is Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Did you hear? The folks at the Schick Razor Company are getting into the bridge-making business:

Just look at the way this drawbridge shaves the top right off that container ship... *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Captain America Movie Won't be so American (WWTDD)


Who does this Ass-tastic ass in Jeans belong to? Eh? Can you guess? C'mon Guess! (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint can we give you here... oh, how's this: she died in the first ten minutes of Mission: Impossible 3... Oh, there we go. We wrecked it.

Scientists build artificial gut, allows self-sustaining robots to go to the bathroom (GammaSquad)

Jelena Jensen and Her Huge Torpedos get Tangled Up in Fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

15 Things White People Must STOP Saying (FunnyCrave)

Jessi Capelli Is wearing a Tutu and platform Heels, which makes us think she's not REALLY a ballerina (Dailyniner)

Watch Your Back Jersey Shore… Here Comes K-Town (The Campus Socialte)

Casting Call: Live-Action Venture Bros (Dave and Thomas)

Ana Lavato must have forgotten to wear undies to work, because you can see right up her... oh, wait. We get it (z0d)

Obama's Martial Law Plans Revealed in Three-Year-Old Video From 'The Onion' (URLesque)

10 People to Avoid While Drinking (BroBible)

The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Those old farts in KISS are on tour now (click for tickets, by the way) and they stopped by The Tonight Show with their fantastic wigs to scare the shit out of Don Rickles:

"How ya doin' Mister Rickles!!!".

When SYLVESTER STALLONE calls you up personally and asks YOU to write a song for his new testosterone-fest, you say "YES!":

That's exactly what happened to SHINEDOWN and that's exactly what they did.

From Big Rock to Big Boobies...

Adult starlet Whitney Stevens is a Jewish Girl from Panama with enormous boobs:

She's oiling up her boobs because they're about to get ravaged in Big Wet Tits #7 (on demand, fella).

This blond beauty is Alessandra has an amazing body but shitty taste in clothes:

Thank God she gets rid of that 1940's stripper outfit. lose the pasties and bend over, dammit.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Fireworks vs Scooter, New Boobs on RateMyWow, Mel Gibson Hates Oksana and Misses his Lakers, Pam Anderson's new PETA ad, Aweome EXPENDABLES Trailer, Bret Michaels vs the Out-of-Tune Guitar, Carol Goldenerova is No Mechanic, Carmella Bing is covered in Oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Why sell that old scooter to a fellow Russian when you can blow it up with a big ass brick of fireworks?

Oh, who are we bullshitting? Blowing up shit with fireworks is fun everywhere.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian PERRY and SWEET JANE:


RateMyWOW: SWEET JANE
RateMyWOW: PERRY

The most awesomest trailer for The EXPENDABLES wasn't done by the folks at LIONSGATE. Go figger.

Sylvester Stallone Testosterone-Fests are meant to dominate the box office. Right?

Mel Gibson Hates Oksana & Misses the Lakers (WWTDD)


Pamela Anderson's Controversial New PETA ad (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh thank God for that... Pamela Anderson's homemade sex tapes were getting so boring... Wait a minute, no they weren't.

A LeBron James Haters Guide (FunnyCrave)

Buxom Brooke Lee Adams just busted out of her sweater. Who's complaining? No one. That's right. (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES to get naked and play with herself. We Love Cody Love for doing that (Dailyniner)

UPROXX Summer Guide: The Hottest New Video Games (UPROXX)

Eight of the Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare (Asylum)

How come WE never had teachers that look like Brooke Banner? (z0d)

The Old Spice Guy Proposes A Swan Dive Into Marriage (Campus Socialite)

How To Poop At Work, in case you didn't know (Dave and Thomas)

'Axe Cop' Coming to Print at Dark Horse Comics (Comics Alliance)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Yes, he's our buddy. Yes, BRET MICHAELS (who has a new CD to promote) was on The View playing with a very out-of-tune Guitar:

Ten bucks says some roadie got beaten with that guitar as soon as they went to commercial.

From poorly-tuned guitars to nicely-tuned ta-ta's...

Sexy Czech Carol Goldenerova doesn't know a thing about fixing cars, but she's got a socket wrench and really big boobs:

So we're going to drop our car off and pray for the best... if Carol spends the whole time feeling herself up... we'll be OK with never driving our shitbox again.

Busty brunette Carmella Bing must be in a really tight bikini... cuz she's got to cover herself in baby oil to get out of the thing:

...or are we missing the point entirely? Watch Carmella's whole raunchy scene in Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...and decide for yourself, pal.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

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