Friday Links: Babes, bands, Broken axles, and Bozos on Late Night TV, Texting with Drunken Busty Starlets

Yay! FRIDAY! We made it! Let's all celebrate by sneaking out through the kitchen window and sleeping with your sexy neighbor down the street...because you've been feeling a little 'anxious' all week.

Spent the better part of the afternoon texting back-and-forth with Lisa Sparxxx, who was too hungover to remember what day it was.



You remember Lisa, right? She knows how to go along with a goofy bit




(Here's something just as dopey, but has nothing to do with booze...)



This could be the WORST morning show in the history of awful morning television. Yay Canada.

Our flock of fanatical lunkheads has posted a whole PILE of new updates in the MUSIC HEADLINES SECTION, so check 'em out!

(As long as we're talking rock, our boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE announced the CRÜE FEST 2 lineup the other day)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

(what goes better with rawk...than BOSOMS!)



She's a fine piece of ass, isn't she? That's Tayler Delane. She makes our happy parts happy.






(say, who doesn't like boobies... we have an abundance of 'em, and a lot more!)

Take a break from flipping through the pages of that Blu-ray component catalog, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Taimie Hannum and Shyla Stylez in 'Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade'

Keith Olbermann on The Tonight Show - Spewing Off Poorly about AIG

Lia Loses her Top and Plays in The Pool

BURN HALO: "Dirty Little Girl" LIVE in Baltimore

Tayler Delane Shows Off Her Petite Body and Massive Boobs

Canadian Morning Show Contest Call Goes Poorly

Monika Vesela Naked at the Observatory

How NOT to pull a Truck Out of the Mud

For some reason, we doubt we'll see THOR rolling a fatty when the big-budget Hollywood movie is made in a year or so (thanks to our boys at AFRO JACKS)

The fine flock of FOUNDRY CAMS girls moving their bodies sensually to "Slipslide" by The LADIES OF SPORT (which featues our buddy Rich, who remixed many of the original FOUNDRY songs):




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THEM SLIPSLIDE! (not that we know what that means, really)

(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!





Get a 'Stay Cozy'(martini version) jacket - on sale now!







Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!

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