Tiger Woods Curses on TV (again), New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Paris Hilton Topless (again), CINDERELLA has a SPINAL TAP moment, ROB ZOMBIE live, Angel Dark, Jewels Jade, and Ashley Bulgari get Naked

Hello Monday... Is this what your weekend looked like?

If so, then BRAVO, kiddo... you're a master fornicator and deserve a medal for your adulterous adventures. Next week, go for six hookups at once!.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Oh Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck... Tiger Woods cursed on Live TV (again), and it's international news (again):

We're so unimpressed, that we're going to buy Tiger Woods Golf, play at Home and curse all night.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FERRERA and ANGELICA BLACK:


RateMyWOW: FERRERA
RateMyWOW: ANGELICA BLACK

Paris Hilton is Topless, In Trouble For Weed Again (WWTDD)

'scuse us, Miss Hilton when are you gonna make another one o' them sex flicks like this one you did?


Katy Perry's Big Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

UFC Ring Girl Chandra Powell (The Cage Doctors)

PLAYBOY's Christine Veronica has Two Boobs, Two Butt cheeks, Two Long legs...the list goes on (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)

'Lens Cap On' Shows You Gorgeous Views as Blocked by a Lens Cap (URLesque)

Angie Savage Has Two Big Wings Tattooed on her Back. Don't fly away, miss! (Dailyniner)

Angry Child Slaps Some Sense Into His Own Mother (The Campus Socialite)

Top 10 Madden Covers (The Pigskin Doctors)

Claire has a Magical Cooter tucked under that thong. Seriously, it shoots glitter. (z0d)

Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)

“Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”: Gaming’s First (and Only) Surrealist Softcore Adventure (UPROXX)

Shyamalan Name is the Turd In Audience's Punch Bowl (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Our friends in CINDERELLA had a bit of a SPINAL TAP moment on stage the other night in New Hampshire:

Nothing like ear-piercing feedback to wreck a live show, eh? Check out CINDERELLA on tour now - before Tom Keifer blows his voice box out again.

and on the opposite end of the spectrum, ROB ZOMBIE is on tour with Mayhem Fest (Click for Tickets, kids), and as usual, likes burning shit on stage:

What IS a Superbeast, anyway? You'll just have to ask Mr Zombie when you see him live.

From smokey stages to smoking hot bodies... Ecch, that was hack...

Sexy Czech Twistys Babe Ashley Bulgari can't stop touching herself, even in the kitchen:

Not that we blame her. If we were attached to that body, we'd be feeling ourselves up all the time. But we're not, so pass the ice cream.

Slovakian stunner Angel Dark is giving language lessons... naked:

It's a new method of osmosis. It's the ass-to-face method of information absorbtion.

Ooh, Push-ups! Why would you ask a piece-of-ass like Jewels Jade to do topless Pushups?

Maybe because you're a dopey cameraman who wants to spend as much time as possible gawking at her before she gets banged nine different ways by a guy twice you size. Yeah, it's an insecure geek thing.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Fireworks vs Scooter, New Boobs on RateMyWow, Mel Gibson Hates Oksana and Misses his Lakers, Pam Anderson's new PETA ad, Aweome EXPENDABLES Trailer, Bret Michaels vs the Out-of-Tune Guitar, Carol Goldenerova is No Mechanic, Carmella Bing is covered in Oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Why sell that old scooter to a fellow Russian when you can blow it up with a big ass brick of fireworks?

Oh, who are we bullshitting? Blowing up shit with fireworks is fun everywhere.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian PERRY and SWEET JANE:


RateMyWOW: SWEET JANE
RateMyWOW: PERRY

The most awesomest trailer for The EXPENDABLES wasn't done by the folks at LIONSGATE. Go figger.

Sylvester Stallone Testosterone-Fests are meant to dominate the box office. Right?

Mel Gibson Hates Oksana & Misses the Lakers (WWTDD)


Pamela Anderson's Controversial New PETA ad (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh thank God for that... Pamela Anderson's homemade sex tapes were getting so boring... Wait a minute, no they weren't.

A LeBron James Haters Guide (FunnyCrave)

Buxom Brooke Lee Adams just busted out of her sweater. Who's complaining? No one. That's right. (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES to get naked and play with herself. We Love Cody Love for doing that (Dailyniner)

UPROXX Summer Guide: The Hottest New Video Games (UPROXX)

Eight of the Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare (Asylum)

How come WE never had teachers that look like Brooke Banner? (z0d)

The Old Spice Guy Proposes A Swan Dive Into Marriage (Campus Socialite)

How To Poop At Work, in case you didn't know (Dave and Thomas)

'Axe Cop' Coming to Print at Dark Horse Comics (Comics Alliance)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Yes, he's our buddy. Yes, BRET MICHAELS (who has a new CD to promote) was on The View playing with a very out-of-tune Guitar:

Ten bucks says some roadie got beaten with that guitar as soon as they went to commercial.

From poorly-tuned guitars to nicely-tuned ta-ta's...

Sexy Czech Carol Goldenerova doesn't know a thing about fixing cars, but she's got a socket wrench and really big boobs:

So we're going to drop our car off and pray for the best... if Carol spends the whole time feeling herself up... we'll be OK with never driving our shitbox again.

Busty brunette Carmella Bing must be in a really tight bikini... cuz she's got to cover herself in baby oil to get out of the thing:

...or are we missing the point entirely? Watch Carmella's whole raunchy scene in Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...and decide for yourself, pal.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Rick Renstrom the stumpy guitarist, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Mel Gibson Loves BJs, Amy Winehouse is Gorgeous, IRON MAIDEN's New Video, SLASH and Michael Monroe in Finland, August and the Atomic Wedgie, Jayden Jaymes and a lot of oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":

OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:


RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL

Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)

Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)


Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)

Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?

A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)

UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)

Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)

Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)

If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)

Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)

Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:

Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.

Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:

MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.

From great big guitars to great hineys...

The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:

She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.

Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...

...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Shotgun Recoil Knocks out Teeth, New Boobs a RateMyWOW, Cameron Diaz is Fugly, Hey MOTORHEAD - Yer Equipment's Dead, GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock, Amanda Syfried & Julianne Moore in CHLOE, Mary Carey & her Purple Vibrator

Hey-O! How was your weekend?!
If you spent it getting hammered with a promiscuous co-worker... then congratulations! You're finally a grown-up.

Leave the morality and ethics to the younger people. Adultery is for ADULTS why do you think they called it that to begin with?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

The next time you get the urge to fire off a shotgun with one hand...

Take a look at this clip and think of the thousands of dollars worth of dental work this MENSA member is going to need.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MOCHA DELIGHT and ERIN SNOW:


RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER
RateMyWOW: MONA

Cameron Diaz is Fug (WWTDD)

to SOME people. Others are of the opinion that Cameron Diaz has a nice set of boobs - especially when thems is naked, so you decide for yourself


Rihanna has a really swell hiney, doesn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)

Tori Black is getting undressed in the Backyard (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Elody Gamarra (Bullz-Eye)

Teachers Recreate Michael Jackson's 'Bad,' Just Because (URLesque)

GREEN DAY ROCK BAND: Missing Features (Gunaxin)

Anya is just the kinda gal you'd like to have on ya (Dailyniner)

Today in Dutch News: Your Boobs Look Great (Warming Glow)

Gisele and Witta are Nude and VERY friendly (z0d)

Celebrity Oops: A Video Tribute to Falling On Stage (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Ther's nothing that Lemmy from MOTÖRHEAD enjoys more...

...than losing all the power to his band's gear 2 minutes after they go on stage in front of 50,000 people.

Oh boy... GUITAR HERO: WARRIORS OF ROCK is coming out in September.

you might want to cancel whatever you had planned for the fall.

From guitar gods to great bods... Heh, that ryhmes.

Our pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she's sending us videos to promote it:

In this clip, she talks about wanting to take her purple vibrator and shove it up Dr Drew Pinksy's you-know-what... and then she goes to town on herself with it.

From low-brow to high-brow...kinda

This clip of Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in bed together makes us reconsider not wanting to see CHLOE:

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are an unlikely pairing, but hell...if it puts asses in the seats, who are WE to judge?

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Tumbling Drunk soccer Fan, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Kim Kardashian has skills, Shauna Sand is Wax, CINDERELLA and ALICE IN CHAINS live, K

So, uhh... how was the weekend? Did you spend some time with a few gals and a riding crop?



If the answer is 'yes', then congrats! You've officially graduated into adulthood. Come get your shiny nickel. Hmmm?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

He's Brazilian, he's at a soccer match, he's sitting on a ledge, and he's REALLY drunk:




This is SOOOO not going to end well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MONA and JACKI SAWYER:





RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER

RateMyWOW: MONA

Shauna Sand looks a wax statue in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)



Hopefully she can sell enough copies of her sex tape to keep paying the Formaldehyde bill.





How did Kim Kardashian Get So famous? (WWTDD)



Ehh, in case that photo above is too subtle... we'll just spell it out for you and link to the sex tape she released a few years ago... See, she's a "celebrity".



Disney Discriminates Against Busty Sluts (FilmDrunk)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet Yurizan Beltran has big, beautiful boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



15 Funniest Foreigners On TV (Comedy)



Tarra White is quite the dish...and naked (z0d)



Señor Chang's Rap (Dave and Thomas)



Shay Laren and her boobs put all other women to shame (Dailyniner)



Bar Refaeli puts on a smokeshow for Elle magazine (Guyism)



Alcoholic Slide - like the Electic Slide, only drunker (College Humor)



6 Television Mashups That Need to Happen (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

After three years of vocal rehabilitation, Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA still sounds like he's singing through a cheese grater.



Which is probably a compliment, considering that's how he's always sounded.

Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is what their stop in Montreal looked like:



Layne Staley made a guest appearance. Oh shit, wait...no he didn't. HE's dead.

From big guitars to big booty...

Sexy young adult starlet Kimberly Kane got her butt all oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Kimberly Kane clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Oooh look! Another Kimberly! Kimberly Rogers is the most beautiful gal in the neighborhood:



Of course, you won't find Mr. Rogers here....

Well hello there, guy's name! Beautiful Billy is from the Czech Republic:



and while she might have a name more commonly associated with a fella, she's ALL woman.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.