Mike Starr's final phone call, SOURCE CODE Trailer, Lindsay's boob in court, SULLY ERNA loses his shoes, Melissa Midwest and Nikki Sexx get Sexy

You might want to check on your mom. Someone left her like this in a motel room:

We told her posting those ads online could be risky... did she listen? Nooooooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS... left the following voicemail mere hours before his death:

Nice to know it was for something constructive, and not the cure for AIDS, or something a little more than a marijuana jones.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The trailer for SOURCE CODE feels like Groundhog Day with a lot of special effects:

Oh lookee. Jake Gyllenhaal is on fire. We suspect that's how a lot of people want to see him.

Lindsay Lohan's left bosom is on its way to court today!

well, along with the rest of her, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)

of course, here's Lindsay Lohan's boob NOT in court and NOT covered-up (Mr. Skin)

Martina Warren is the only person with the name 'Warren' we wouldn't mind gawking at (FreakShow Planet)

Getting to know the 2011 Nissan Rogue (Bullz Eye)

Kylie and Talia are... umm... are... Wow. train of thought. Derailed. (z0d)

Georgia and Sunny might not know physics, but they will make your day a little more peachy and brighter. Get it? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

Sully Erna lost his shoes (and possibly his glasses) before this tribute to METALLICA:

Sol Rosenberg would be proud. Don't get the reference? Go get a Jerky Boys CD. You'll understand.

OK, to hell with culture. Bring on the women:

Nikki Sexx is probably best known for her humanitarian work..

Umm, right. She's known for being in a movie called Big Wet Asses #18...Humanitarian work... see, that's us makin' a funny.

Anyone else think Melissa Midwest ought to put some clothes on?

no? Neither do we. Glad we all agree on something.

Everyone pay attention to Sexy Venera for a second or two:

Can't do it for just a few seconds, can you? Yes, friends...that is the power of the boobs... which she can enjoy for a few more years until they sag and hit the floor.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Nicolas Cage Rage Montage, QUIET RIOT re-formed, OZZY OSBOURNE re-charged, Brandy Talore, Flower Tucci, and Raylene Richards all show off their slut-tacular-ness

Make it a special weekend! spend it locked in a hotel room with a married person you JUST met:

Sounds like fun, right? Adultery. It's for adults... and 20-somethings that got married way too young.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Did you ever notice how often NICOLAS CAGE loses his mind in movies?

if not, this montage of classic 'Cage Rage' will give you a really good idea.


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


We don't care if her music stinks...check out those boobies! (Drunken Stepfather)


A chat with David Hasselhoff (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Gina B has all the B's we can think of: Boobs, Booty, Blond Hair, and Boy-oh-Boy do we want to jump on her (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Dylan Ryder is reading filthy magazines and plaing with her boobs... which is what we wish were doing too (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Oh, so what if the rest of your bandmates are either dead or dislike you... that's no reason NOT to reform a band like QUIET RIOT, right? Um, right?

It's drummer Frankie Banali and... some guys... playing a bar... in Colorado.

s

On the complete opposite end of the popularity spectrum, OZZY OSBOURNE touring the world, in arenas, with band members half his age.

yeah, Grizzly Bar in Colorado and Madison Square Garden...same thing, really... Uhh, no.

...OK, dats enough o' dat. Let's see some girls!

The gal with the robust boobs is back adult starlet BRANDY TALORE can't stop feeling up her massive rack:

Not that we blame her. If we had boobs like that, we'd play with them all the time too... and you'll never guess what happens when the dopey camera guy shuts up and Brandy is allowed to enjoy some time with a lucky fella.

Squirt-master supreme Flower TUcci is giving Nicole Banks a full body-cavity search in this clip:

as if that isn't enough, a lucky bank robber gets serviced by the two ladies... which is really the way all bank robberies should go... We think so anyway.

She goes by many names, but Raylene Richards is the kind of gal you want to see strip naked right in front of you:

Thanks to some guys much smarter than us, we have a cool program that will do just that!

Our pal and buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Iraqi Soldier Loves Knives, MUSHROOMHEAD and CRASHDIET live, Lovely Latina Cleavage, Gemma Massey, Alexis Silver, and their British Boobs

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Why is this Iraqi soldier hammering knives into his skull?

He's out of spoons. Duh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


whose outstanding Latina Cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually get this one...especially since she's been naked so many times...even when she was sporting a unibrow

Sydney Moon is mooning the camera...kinda. She's mostly diddling (Freakshow Planet)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

Rachel Mestonen in something resembling a bikini...only smaller (Gorillamask)

Sarah is really TAN...and NAKED...and TAN (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Those masked maniacs in MUSHROOMHEAD blew the roof off Toad's Place in New Haven, Connecticut the other night:

Kind of looking like a pissed-off version of Blue Man Group.

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*

Because it's always 1987 somewhere, Swedish Glam Rockers CRASHDÏET enjoyed their time in Argentina:

Argentina must be in a time warp. Let's all take a trip down to South America!

They must be doing something right, because their latest album Generation Wild continues to sell


From heavy metal, we segue over to heavy hooters...

When busty British babe Alexis Silver isn't breast-feeding Zoo animals, she likes to wash her boobs in the tub:

of course, she's got to be clean considering the pounding she's about to get

Staying on the other side of the pond Gemma Massey is bailing on her pink lingerie:

In lieu of something more comfortable...which in this case is NOTHING at all.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Dancing Doll Man, Fergie in her Undies, New videos from ALICE IN CHAINS & SOUNDGARDEN, Sara Jay, Sara Stone, and Alina all Show off their Huge Hooters

Welcome... to another week off... cleaning Chex Mix out of the bed:

granted, this needs to be done when you have two otherwise attached women eating Chex off each other's butts. Adultery. It's for Adults. Just like Chex Mix.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

Some people would call Australia's Dancing Doll Man 'truly free':

We, on the other hand, submit to you, that he is 'truly insane'. Deal with it. He's loco. Not motive.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Fergie on a Bike In Her Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

When Beer Saves The Day (The Smoking Jacket)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec (Fork Party)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Dad Grooves to Bieber, Upstages Daughters (college humor)

4 Year-old is Pissed But with really good reason (Noob Dad)

The 20 Coolest NFL Player Cars (Sub5Zero)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

In case you've been living in a cave, SOUNDGARDEN is back and is about to release some new music?

Here's the first single from Telephantasm, called "Black Rain"... Hey, we saw that movie too!

As long as we're talking about Seattle bands, ALICE IN CHAINS released the most confusing video we've ever seen for "Acid Bubble":

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Seattle grunge, we take a hard left to Ameircan Boobs

Sienna West needs her office cleaned...and her carpet munched:

Thank GOD Sara Stone shows up and takes care of everything.

The seductive, MILF-tastic Sara Jay is showing off her curvaceous body... why?

Because in all honesty, it's about to get reamed by a very well-endowed, and happy black man... look at that smile!!

This is Ukrainian-born Alina. She is young, she is naturally-busty, and she is willing to get naked:

In addition, Alina is also willing to compromise herself in any which way she can to make a name for herself... use EXTRA lube, honey muffin!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Camerella & Buckcherry Can Go All Night Long On Her Cam

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".

Thanks once again to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to Josh Todd, Keith Nelson, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for giving us "All Night Long", which is available everywhere NOW!



You can also grab some BUCKCHERRY online at iTunes:


And wouldn't you know it? BUCKCHERRY is on tour NOW - so get those tickets! (Hey, they're friends... you help your friends, you know?)

Oh lookee... here's the interview we did with JOSH TODD of BUCKCHERRY back in 2004. See? We go WAAAY back.

OK... let's see if we got everything...
new Camerella video? Check.
Thanks to BUCKCHERRY? Check
BUCKCHERRY on tour? Check!

OK, that's all... resume party!

Sleeping Security Guard, FoundryToons Animation launches with 'Kitty Littered', JACKYL loves Strippers, LINKIN PARK loves Screaming, Brandy Talore and Sara Stone love their huge hooters, Mary Carey Loves touching herself

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

A Russian Security guard fell asleep about 4 feet away from an armed robbery in progress

We smell job opening! Well, if you're willing to relocate to Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Drumroll... Introducing the very first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube


and as long as we're showcasing our original projects, let's give it up one more time for RETOOLED!

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose incredible ass could this possibly be? (Drunken Stepfather)

The 20 Hottest Celebrity Bikini Car Wash Photos (Sub5Zero)

Talia Kristin has 2 names, 2 boobs, 2 legs, 2 lips, 2 cheecks... youget the idea (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Chrissy Marie can't wait to roll around in the garden naked - watch out for poison ivy! (z0d)

The Best of the Worst: Wife Swap Edition (The Campus Socialite)

Someone tell Heather Carolin that her boobs are showing through her blouse. Ohhh, nevermind (Dailyniner)

Sweden Gets World’s Largest Drum Machine (Gamma Squad)

1st Pictures of Admiral Rihanna On ‘Battleship Alien’ (FilmDrunk)

5 Sci-Fi Series That Outlived Their Authors (Fork Party)

Photoshop's New PhotoBomb Tool (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

Jesse James Dupree and the guys in JACKYL have an interesting new business plan:

They're not just sending out music to strip clubs, they're showing up and playing on stage WITH strippers now. You know, cut out the middle man.

How come Chester Bennington is always screaming like he got kicked in the nuts in every LINKIN PARK video?

Seriously, what's so F-ing painful?

By the way, LINKIN PARK's New Album 'A Thousand Suns' goes on sale September 14th:

and where do you THINK we're going from here? Yaaaay boobies!

Busty broads Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are showing off their large funbags:

You can watch the full scene in a li'l flick called Rock Hard 3.

our favorite sometimes-rehabilitated busty blond Mary Carey just HAS to masturbate before going out to eat:

We're very similar like that. We masturbate a lot too.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Spider-Man Arrested in Australia, Mystery MILF Boobs, DISTURBED makes Gorilla Noises, JANES ADDICTION in New Orleans, Angie Savage and her tight bra, Karina Hart's Boob Mold, Shione Cooper Plays Topless Pool

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, gets arrested like no one can:

Alain Robert should reallly invest in a Spider-Man costume if he's gonna do shit like this, you know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

and once again with the congratulatory patting-ourselves-on-the-back shit...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose bra-less MILF boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

No hints this time. You guess on your own... nope, we're not going to mention "Invisible Woman" or "Shitty Dane Cook Movie about a guy named Chuck". Dammit! Did it again.

Real Fun with Fake Weed (The Smoking Jacket)

Lori Michaels...looks REALLY familiar. can't place her (z0d)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Animated GIF Of Jenni "JWoww" Farley Squeezing Her Boobs (Warming Glow)

PLAYBOY's Jessica Marie is showing off her bare bottom (Dailyniner)

Adorable Tiny Predator Found In Luggage and Other Animal News (UPROXX)

When Good Cartoons Go Bad (Gunaxin)

Cute Missing Pet Posters (Fork Party)

Man Blows Himself Up Trying To Kill a Spider (Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

You really have to hand it to DISTURBED (on tour now - click for tix):

They managed to make Gorilla noises radio-friendly, and that kids... ain't easy. Go see DISTURBED live, dag nabbit

Incidentally, the new DISTURBED albbum - 'Asylum' is available NOW! We got it. We dig it. You should have it. Go. Now. Get it!

The guys in JANE's ADDICTION have a new DVD available and as one might expect, it's kinda quirky:

It was also taped before Duff McKagan joined the band so Check it out HERE

From Arena Rock to Areolas... eh? Nice transition, right?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Angie Savage and she's having a hell of a time feeling comfy in that tight red bra of hers:

Thankfully, bras come off easily and she can show off the badass wings she has on her back...and that was totally NOT our motivation for posting the clip.

Why in God's name is Karina Hart getting a mold made of her huge boobs?

because somewhere, someone is going to want a latex, plaster, or gummi-bear mold of Karina Hart's Huge Tits

How is sexy busty Czech babe Shione Cooper going to make a lonely game of pool more interesting?

She's going to play pool topless, that's how. It would certainly keep US interested...and we fucking HATE pool.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.