New Twitter Accounts, your mom in a tight robe, SCORPIONS play for Gorbachev, Courtney Cox's MILF boob, Tommy Lee plays upside down, Nuno from EXTREME plays really fast, Lotsa Lotsa boobies

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Nicolas Cage Rage Montage, QUIET RIOT re-formed, OZZY OSBOURNE re-charged, Brandy Talore, Flower Tucci, and Raylene Richards all show off their slut-tacular-ness

Make it a special weekend! spend it locked in a hotel room with a married person you JUST met:

Sounds like fun, right? Adultery. It's for adults... and 20-somethings that got married way too young.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Did you ever notice how often NICOLAS CAGE loses his mind in movies?

if not, this montage of classic 'Cage Rage' will give you a really good idea.


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


We don't care if her music stinks...check out those boobies! (Drunken Stepfather)


A chat with David Hasselhoff (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Gina B has all the B's we can think of: Boobs, Booty, Blond Hair, and Boy-oh-Boy do we want to jump on her (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Dylan Ryder is reading filthy magazines and plaing with her boobs... which is what we wish were doing too (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Oh, so what if the rest of your bandmates are either dead or dislike you... that's no reason NOT to reform a band like QUIET RIOT, right? Um, right?

It's drummer Frankie Banali and... some guys... playing a bar... in Colorado.

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On the complete opposite end of the popularity spectrum, OZZY OSBOURNE touring the world, in arenas, with band members half his age.

yeah, Grizzly Bar in Colorado and Madison Square Garden...same thing, really... Uhh, no.

...OK, dats enough o' dat. Let's see some girls!

The gal with the robust boobs is back adult starlet BRANDY TALORE can't stop feeling up her massive rack:

Not that we blame her. If we had boobs like that, we'd play with them all the time too... and you'll never guess what happens when the dopey camera guy shuts up and Brandy is allowed to enjoy some time with a lucky fella.

Squirt-master supreme Flower TUcci is giving Nicole Banks a full body-cavity search in this clip:

as if that isn't enough, a lucky bank robber gets serviced by the two ladies... which is really the way all bank robberies should go... We think so anyway.

She goes by many names, but Raylene Richards is the kind of gal you want to see strip naked right in front of you:

Thanks to some guys much smarter than us, we have a cool program that will do just that!

Our pal and buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Bobbia is on a CRASHDIET

Busty blond babe Bobbia shows off her curvy body and her ripped-to-shreds FoundryMusic T-shirt in her FOUNDRY CAMS debut.

Thanks to CRASHDIET for "Generation Wild".

Thanks to Jon for the editing.



At this point, do you really need to be told what to do? JUST CLICK IT ALREADY!

How about that hiney, eh? Go see more of it LIVE and on cam - right NOW only at FOUNDRY CAMS!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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Thanks again to CRASHDIET for the song "Generation Wild"



You can also get some Crashdïet online at iTunes


*and that, as they say... is that*

FOUNDRY CAMS: Ember Reigns is a Sexy Little Sister

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet. She tailored one of our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to fit her flawless body just right, and didn't keep it on for long though, because she has plenty to show off.

Thanks to SEASONS AFTER for their re-working of "Cry Little Sister" (originally recorded by Gerard Mcmann on the 1987 LOST BOYS Original Motion Picture Soundtrack).
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to SEASONS AFTER for "Cry Little Sister". Get some online at Amazon:


You can also download SEASONS AFTER at iTunes:


You can see Ember Reigns in these other great, mostly-naked FOUNDRY CAMS clips:

Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
FOUNDRY CAMS: Next Time Around With Ember Reigns
FOUNDRY CAMS: Ember Reigns, Violet Erotica, Love Gisele Topless Montage
Ember Reigns Teases In A Tiny Bikini

And last, but certainly not least, Check out MySpace: SEASONS AFTER

Thursday Links: Lousy Brazilian Drivers, New Freddy Krueger clip, Kate Hudson's New Hooters, Catherine Zeta-Jones Nude in Allure, New OZZY single, Steve Vai and Mary J Blige Cover Zeppelin, Shione Cooper and Eva Evangelina Show their goods

Tax Day? Wait, wuzzat? Heh. If only.
Spend some of that hard-earned federal refund and blow it on women, booze, and hotel rooms... that'll stimulate the economy reeeeel nice.

More girls = More fun it's written in the adultery handbook somewhere...so have an affair and stimulate yourself...and the economy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

A Brazilian motorcyclist goes for a tumble over a car hood...


Brazil is great for one thing... and it ain't driving skills...just ask Mike!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This clip from the upcoming re-make of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET shows us a bit more of Kentucky-fried Krueger, as played by Jackie Earle Haley:


Will new Michael-Bay produced version do justice to the original A Nightmare on Elm Street Sers? Only time will tell, kids.


Kate Hudson got herself Breast Implants (WWTDD)

because honestly if you've seen her naked nubs before...you'd know she was in need.


Catherine Zeta-Jones is Nude in Allure (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is slightly more classy than every other time we've seen Catherine Zeta-Jones nude..

Chick Fights: A Photo Tribute (FunnyCrave)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Alana Cragin is Makin us all kinds of happy in the pants (Freakshow Planet)

Melissa Jacobs from PENTHOUSE is a naked li'l Devil who isn't afraid to pull out her pitchfork and pull back her panties (Dailyniner)

Dogs and Cats Review the iPad (GammaSquad)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

Five Facebook Rules To Live By (UPROXX)

Angie and Brianna are totally naked and totally friendly (z0d)

Win the Red Truck From OK Go's 'This Too Shall Pass' Video (URLesque)

The Jumbo Flask. Think of it as a Big Gulp for Booze (The Bachelor Guy)

Eva Amurri Proves that Nepotism is Awesome (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our old pal OZZY OSBOURNE has a new single called "Let Me Hear you Scream":

OZZY's new disc, "Scream" is set to hit stores on June 12, 2010 via Epic Records. Sounds like Ozzy to us. Whatchoo think?

Taking a slight turn toward the mellow, MARY J. BLIGE decided to take on LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course she had a little help from STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI...and RANDY JACKSON, let's not forget him.

From rock to racks...

Sexy Czech and busty bombshell Shione Cooper is working out her massive chest:

Evidently, she's never seen a Thighmaster commercial.

and from Boobs, we move on to Bath time...

Adult film starlet Eva Evangelina must be a very very busty gal:

Becuase apparently the only time she can grant interviews is while she's taking a bath...not that we're objecting...nosiree!

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Crazy Old Lady (subtitled), Airport LSD Freakout, Jesse James Denies Sex Tape, Mystery Cleavage, SLASH on Jay Leno, Busty Bella Blaze, PLAYBOY's Amy Sue Cooper and Lindsay Wagner

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Kids, don't take LSD before getting on an airplane.

You may just find yourself hopping up on a Starbucks counter, screaming your head off for no reason.

 

Presenting...Schizophrenic Screaming Old Lady!

Now with Subtitles! Makes her screaming so much easier to comprehend. Not really, no.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Jesse James also says there is no sex tape (WWTDD)

You CAN, however... see Sandra Bullock's naked ass in these movies. Feel better? Thought so.

Mystery Cleavage Alert: Who could these pushed-up beauties belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: her first major release was shot mostly in nightvision. Dead giveaway? Maybe

9 Tips For Winning Any Argument (The Bachelor Guy)

Gianna Michaels is a Busty Babe who needs NO introduction, so...here ya go (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden Cole is just jumping out of her purple dress (Dailyniner)

Japan Unveils Robot That Can Laugh At Our Downfall (Gamma Squad)

Free Apple iPad: An Interview (FunnyCrave)

Digg Apologizes To Comedy.com (Comedy)

Milan is very tan and has a very Meaty Muff (z0d)

NBA Admits Durant Was Fouled by CJ Miles (Ballhype)

$300,000 Cellphone is World's Most Expensive (Techvert)

Option this Now: DolphinF*cker The Movie (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

The other night on The Tonight Show SLASH, and WOLFMOTHER frontman Andrew Stockdale rocked "By The Sword":

SLASH's new disc is in stores now.

From big rock to big racks...

Huge-chested Bella Blaze spends ample time shaking her ample bosoms:

and then she gets all sloppy with the lucky cameraman.

yay. more boobies

Super busty PLAYBOY hottie Amy Sue Cooper is taking a stroll on the boardwalk:

and her boobs are basically busting out of her fishnet bikini. We don't mind. Not one bit.

Speaking of PLAYBOY, Miss November 2007 Lindsay Wagner (no, not the Bionic Woman) is taking us behind-the-scenes:

Well, for like 20 seconds. The rest of the clip is all boobies. Again, no argument here.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":

Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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Wednesday Links: Oblivious Old Woman, Windsor Guard Pukes, Mary Carey's fun-sized bags, Megan Fox ain't a slut, New SLASH and MEGADETH videos

It's Hump Day, kids! find a fancy, refined, married woman...and start HUMPING!



Married women need love too, and you're just the person to give it out!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

Want to see the most OBLIVIOUS old woman on the planet?




The store is being ROBBED. She has no idea.

This guard in front of Windor Palace must have had a rough night:




Projectile vomiting WHILE marching? Well done, old chap!

Mary Carey has obnoxious boobs (Drunken Stepfather)



But who cares...because she really knows how to use them... in her movies... which are not suitable for minors.





Megan Fox says she's not a slut (WWTDD)



However... She really does enjoy playing one in the movies!



Featured Model: Rali Ivanova (Bullz-Eye)



Mindy Main has Massive (fake) Melons (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Nikita Valentin... is very naked...in the woods. Watch out for poison ivy! (z0d)



50 spoilers in 4 minutes (Inside Movies)



Asian Lesbian Babes and a lot of Candy bracelets (Dailyniner)



Forget Beer Pong -- Turtle Racing Is the Newest Bar Trend (Asylum)



20 Horrifyingly Awesome Velvet Paintings (FunnyCrave)



6 Most Memorable REAL WORLD departures (UPROXX)



Our buddy Robert Kelly with Kevin Nealon at the Laugh Factory:





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guest lineup for the new SLASH album is more impressive than this year's Grammy's:



Fucking OZZY OSBOURNE and SLASH, just working out ideas.

The semi-reunited MEGADETH (David Ellefson rejoined on 2/8/2010) kicked off the Rest In Peace 20th Anniversary Tour in Spokane:



That would be Dave Mustaine behind that big red mop of hair.

The lovely, New York-born Ivy Black has a big bottle of baby oil:



and a big-ass hardwood floor. Someone's going to get hurt.

What's the best thing about all the topless beaches in Europe?



Gee, let's think about this...could it be...ALL THE TOPLESS WOMEN?!?! Um, yeah.

Everyone say "howdy" to 20 year-old Czech Beauty KAMI...she must be a cowgirl. You know, cuz of the hat.



Who else wears pink furry cowboy hats? OK, well EXCEPT for pimps in the late 1970s.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.