It's Hump Day, boys and girls... time to ask your friend's hot mom out for a drink...or nine.
You're young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women...especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.
of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.
His furry pelvis will be all over your mom... THAT's TERRIBLE: You might be asking yourself why would you drive an '89 Honda Moped into your living room.
Why WOULDN'T you???
THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan) 
Britney Spears' ass in a Bikini(Drunken Stepfather)
Goddamn. Britney sure does have a hot ass when she tries. Kimberly McKenna is wearing a red shirt. Kinda. (z0d) Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye) Sophia Santi has a badass back tattoo (Daily Niner) Lesbian Hotness with Tyler Faith and Lexxi Tyler (Freakshow Planet) Who Wore it Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition (Top CUltured) WTF? Now That’s A Mouse (DJMICK) Michael Jackson's live seance on British TV (I Heart Chaos) $150 Beer is Pure Utopia (The Bachelor Guy) Seth MacFarlane's Secret Formula (College Humor) Studio Still Molesting Wolf Man
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy) Who doesn't love Denise Milani's boobs?
She's having a bikini hot tub party with Destiny Daniels. Yay!
As long as we're looking at boobies, Brea Lynn is peeling off her dress:
Because she's got a new...very lucky...glass dildo to play with.
From tits to trailers, here's the first trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS reboot:
CGI monsters, mythology, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, and Sam Worthington. Whoopee.
From big bad monsters to bands, our buddy DUFF McKAGAN blew the roof off the Pepsi Music Festival:
Well, TECHNICALLY, it was at an outdoor venue in Argentina... so, umm... no roof.
This lovely li'l lady is Lindsay Marie and she's trying on clothes:
She's blond. She's got big boobs. She's putting on a bikini. What else do you need? Eh, MAYBE a personality. Honestly, who gives a shit? (and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included) When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added: CLASH OF THE TITANS (2010 remake) - Trailer
Brea Lynn Peels Off Her Pink Dress
DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED: Flatline LIVE in Argentina
Denise Milani and Destiny Daniels in the Hot Tub
Honda Spree Moped vs Living Room Window
Lindsay Marie Tries on a Tiny Blue Bikini
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