Christmas leftovers, Ice Removal in Russia, NYC Bouncer Brawl, KIX-mas in Mississippi, OZZY Hawking Tea, GWAR plays XBOX, Nikki Benz, Dirty Lilly, and Carmen's Holiday Spectacular

All we got for Christmas was our two front teeth... and a bunch of barely-dressed college girls wearing antlers...

Their boyfriends were passed out at the bar so we moved in and took advantage. It's what we do.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Ice removal in Russia just got a little more interesting.

Shooting a Vintorez sniper rifle in the air in a crowded neighborhood. Yeah, that looks safe, doesn't it?

What say we pick a fight with a New York City bouncer?

Ooh, threaten to sue him... sure, that'll work. Adios, muchacho

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ass in Jeans! Ass in Jeans! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey-O! Take a guess! it's not like she signed a deal with Vivid to release a sex tape... oh wait, yes she did.

Kneely Morgan is kneeling naked by the fence... and what kind of name is 'Kneely'? (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

We hope you're not driving when you click on this photo of Heather Starlett, because it WILL distract you (z0d)

Sasha Cane touches her tiny pink taco (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

The guys in KIX are still kicking, apparently:

...and Steve Whiteman is still as difficult to understand as ever. Lead singer says what?!?!

OZZY OSBOURNE used to bite the heads off of bats. Now he's hawking Lipton iced tea:

Kinda takes away the "Prince Of Darkness" image, doesn't it?

Do enormous latex codpieces work with KINECT for the XBOX? They do if you're GWAR:

Hell, everything works if you're GWAR.

What would an update be without copious amounts of breast meat?

Busty blond adult starlet Nikki Benz can't wait to diddle:

and we don't blame her. If we had a body like that, we'd diddle ourselves incessantly. Just for kicks, Check out our interview with Nikki Benz

Christmas may have come and gone, but you can still enjoy the holiday spirit with Dirty Lilly:

She's 19 years old, she's from Poland, and she LOVES being nekkid. Oh dear lord, do boobs EVER get old? No. No they don't.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.
Merry Christmas everybody!


CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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