Their boyfriends were passed out at the bar so we moved in and took advantage. It's what we do.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)
Shooting a Vintorez sniper rifle in the air in a crowded neighborhood. Yeah, that looks safe, doesn't it?
Ooh, threaten to sue him... sure, that'll work. Adios, muchacho
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Ass in Jeans! Ass in Jeans! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)
Hey-O! Take a guess! it's not like she signed a deal with Vivid to release a sex tape... oh wait, yes she did.
Kneely Morgan is kneeling naked by the fence... and what kind of name is 'Kneely'? (FreakShow Planet)
Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)
We hope you're not driving when you click on this photo of Heather Starlett, because it WILL distract you (z0d)
Sasha Cane touches her tiny pink taco (Dailyniner)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)
are still kicking, apparently:
...and Steve Whiteman is still as difficult to understand as ever. Lead singer says what?!?!
used to bite the heads off of bats. Now he's hawking Lipton iced tea:
Kinda takes away the "Prince Of Darkness" image, doesn't it?
for the XBOX? They do if you're GWAR:
Hell, everything works if you're GWAR.
What would an update be without copious amounts of breast meat?
and we don't blame her. If we had a body like that, we'd diddle ourselves incessantly. Just for kicks, Check out our interview with Nikki Benz
She's 19 years old, she's from Poland, and she LOVES being nekkid. Oh dear lord, do boobs EVER get old? No. No they don't.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY
for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.
Merry Christmas everybody!
CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS
After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.
...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
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