Fitness MILF, Vince Neil looks tipsy AGAIN, old ta-ta's, SEVENDUST beefs up the Atlanta Falcons, MOTORHEAD has a new video, DANGEROUS TOYS is milking the same material, Cynthia Bang Bangs, Lexi Belle and the Lucky Feather Duster

She's ripped, she's in fantastic shape... but she's oh-so lonely because her old man is always working late.

Now's your chance to make your move, bud... Hell, she wouldn't be posting photos online unless she wanted to hook up... well, that and show off her abs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL was spotted leaving Boa in West Hollywood looking at li'l bit tipsy with a few lovely ladies...

Big deal, right? Well, watch the video, listen to him slurring his words, and then jump behind the wheel of a sports car. Ahh yes, some people don't learn easily, do they?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

The Ultimate Bacon Lovers Gift Guide (the Bachelor Guy)

Bullz-Eye.com 2010 Year End Music Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Sandy Summers will warm you up on a cold winter day...with her umm, boobies? (FreakShow Planet)

Wowee! We could watch Laura Lee get naked every day! (z0d)

When shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to have girl-girl sexy time with girls like Ruby (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

The guys in SEVENDUST were called in to beef up the Atlanta Falcons official theme song...

...and that's exactly what they did, dagnabbit.

Lemmmy Kilmister, his face bumps, and the rest of MOTORHEAD have a new video for "Get Back In Line"

The band's new album gets released in the UK this month. We U.S. pukes don't get it until January. The new tunes will put goosebumps on your face bumps.

Hey, more power to you if you can pull it off, because DANGEROUS TOYS have been milking the same few songs for twenty years:

Honestly, we'd think they'd be tired of playing "Teas'n Pleas'n" and "Scared" by now, but apparently not.

OK, that's enough of the high-brow (and yes, by comparison to what we're about to show you, that IS high-brow)

Mellissa wants to show Sammie Rhodes and Samantha Saint how to do the whole ballet thing...

...but the whole event degenerates into a bisexual ballet bonanza in NO time.

We weren't fond of it at first, but Cynthia Bang has a very bang-able booty and she's not afraid to use it:

What she SHOULD do is tell that obnoxious camera guy to shut up. He's reallly yapping too much. shaddup and get to the butt sex

her name is Lexi Belle and she apparently doesn't care who sees her naked ass because that's her, getting nude...on a balcony:

What's more is that is one very very lucky feather duster ... what we wouldn't give to be a piece of lint on that thing.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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