Sport Bike vs. Car, DUKE NUKEM FOREVER, STRYPER and CHRIS JERICHO covering badly, Zakk Wylde on Californication, Mariah Milano and Mary Carey Showing off...again

Studies have shown that more women than men are carrying on torrid affairs:

...and this is bad...why, exactly? Exactly. It's not bad at all.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your breath, receding hairline, and attitude in general)

yeah, um... there's a reason for those solid yellow lines.

it's so you DON'T cross them and nail an oncoming motorcycle.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your face makes us want to puke...)

Blood. Guts. Purple Strippers? Indeed. The trailer for DUKE NUKEM FOREVER has hit the web!

Yes, it should have been released ten years ago. Finally, it's coming.

Amanda Seyfried isn't nearly as repellent as we once thought (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually know this one...if you're into the muscular girls.. and if you're not, then you'll never ever guess this one.

Zdenka... difficult to pronounce. Very easy on the eyes. (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye Interviews the cast and crew from "Spartacus" (Bullz-Eye)

Yurizan and Phoenix are getting awfully friendly...awfully (Dailyniner)

Jordan Brigden is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you keep getting passed over for that promotion, dickbag)

STRYPER brought out CHRIS JERICHO to sing some SCORPIONS... off key:

We USED to like Jericho. He should stick to FOZZY. STRYPER has a new album called 'The Covering'

Dingy-looking rocker ZAKK WYLDE showed up on Showtime's original series CALIFORNICATION...and played...a dingy-looking rocker:

...at least he didn't play one of Duchovny's girlfriends.

From bikers and bands to boobs and such...

Curvy brunette MILF Mariah Milano is peeling off her pink panties and you get to see it all:

There's equal amounts of silicone and flesh on that woman.

Our buddy our pal Mary Carey is out by her pool...again. She's feeling herself up...again:

We're starting to wonder if that's ALL she does. Hell if we looked like she does, we'd be massaging ourselves all day long.



...and that, as they say, is that. Now scram. Somewhere, someone is making more money than you are...

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