Fat Man Crying, Simpsons Adult Satire Trailer, OZZY's Lipton commercial, Muppet Upskirt? Billy Gibbons and NUNO in a PUSHKING video, Priya Anjali Rai and Katie Kox Oiling Up

*Drumroll* ... This man has to wear shoes on his shoulders? Oh. Umm... Wait.

He's one of those fellas who has a crush on a co-worker and acts on it...and never gets caught.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

This is the best video of a fat man crying you'll ever see...

His name is Paul Mason and he's the fattest man in Britain. He's not happy about his benefits being cut.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

Because we really needed this to happen, apparently... It's the XXX Satire of The Simpsons courtesy of our friends at Hustler:

Boy oh boy that's A LOT of yellow body paint.

See? We no lie. Clicky Click Click


Whose dress is flying up in a Muppet Movie?? (Drunken Stepfather)

We never would have guessed...and you probably won't either...but DAMN she's got a smokin' bod

Ashley Brookes is barely wearing a shirt and jeans (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye attends the 2011 North American International Auto Show (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Saint is wearing high heels...and that's it (Dailyniner)

Roxy Carter is playing soccer... wait, no she's not (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

oh give the man a break... OZZY OSBOURNE is hawking Iced Tea:

he's paid his dues. Let the old fart Prince of Darkness make a few bucks.

Billy Gibbons from ZZ TOP and Nuno from EXTREME showed up in this video from Russia's PUSHKING:

Smile, Billy...Smile.

From fully-clothed bands to partially-clothed adult starlets...

What do you do when you're a stunning 33-year-old Indian MILF like Priya Anjali Rai?

Well, You feel yourself up outside with a bottle of oil. Duh.

Continuing on with the oily-boobies motif...

25 year-old Las Vegas native Katie Kox has 36E-sized boobs. And that's all we have on that.

Oh wait...also, she likes to get them slathered up with baby oil. Now THAT's research!



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