Friday Links: Tattoos and Pants, Weekend fornication, CHICKENFOOT and EXTREME videos, New Music Headlines, Lotsa Linkage, Taya Parker, Amanda Hanshaw

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!

Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with your cute co-worker and her chubby friend... No need for a wingman. You can fly solo, partner.

Where do the tattoos end and the pants begin?



'twas the question posed by one Bill Burr. The answer? Ehh, Twelve.

"Oh Yeah"...It's the new video from CHICKENFOOT:



Michael Anthony, Joe Satriani, Chad Smith, and Sammy Hagar - screaming old farts.

Speaking of old farts screaming, here's the reunited EXTREME rocking the Brookhaven Amphitheater in Long Island:



Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno!

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on Eddie Van Halen, DREDG, BONNAROO, and More in MUSIC HEADLINES

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey kid, looks like you dropped a few MORE logs:



Nice reaction, dick.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)



Britney Spears has sloppy hard nips poking through her shirt



The 200 Sexiest Female Athletes Of All Time



Hooray! Leighton Meester has a SEX TAPE!



Best Of Moon Bloodgood (52 Photos) (WHO? THIS nekkid beauty is Moon BLoodgood



Alligator Eats Watermelon



25 Kick Ass Explosions



Banned's Big Gisele Bundchen Bikini Gallery



FINALLY - A Definitive Nerd Test



Father's Day Gift Guides: Food & Drink Edition



Chris Tucker, Martin Lawrence, and Bernie Mac at Def Comedy Jam



Toy Movies (spoofing all the Hollywood movies based on toys)



'Jurassic Park' Recut Is Way Better With Dinosaurs Talking

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Our buddy our pal our Favorite PENTHOUSE Pet Taya Parker is letting a lucky boy take pictures of her boobies



Regrettably, not one of us is that lucky boy.

Wouldn't you know it... PLAYBOY's Amanda Hanshaw is suffering from "too-tight-tank-top syndrome"



It's a vicious condition that affects very attractive, large-breasted women.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:






CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!




Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Amanda Hanshaw Takes off her Tight Tank Top

Young Man Gets the Crap Scared Out of Him

Demi Scott and Her Big Bare British Breasts In A Barn

EXTREME: 'Decadence Dance' LIVE on Long Island

Taya Parker Penthouse Photo Shoot

CHICKENFOOT: 'Oh Yeah' - Official Video

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Thursday Links: Kevin Smith at Carnegie, Jack White, Jimmy Page, and The Edge Make a Movie, Steve Vai does Iron Maiden, French Kid Back Flop, Foxy Jacky Thong Football, Flashing in the Food Court

We caught Mr. Kevin Smith at Carnegie... Hall, not Deli... last night:
Mmm... All this Carnegie Deli talk has us hungry for pastrami. Mmm...sandwiches.

Speaking of 'sandwiches'...
Why not engage in a threesome with your large-breasted co-worker and her cute friend? Leave the Human Resources people out of it though.

Holy crap, is that Jack White, Jimmy Page, and The Edge from U2 all in the same movie?

It sure is, and It Might Get Loud opens on August 14th for all you rockheads...and us, of course.

It's hard to tell, but that's STEVE VAI and IRON MAIDEN drummer Nicko McBrain:

They're playing "The Trooper" at The London International Music Show.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on Rocklahoma, The Airborne Toxic Event, The Low Anthem, and More in MUSIC HEADLINES

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Sucks to be you, French boy:

Nice back-flop, tard.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we decided it wasn't)

Katie Price on the Beach in Ibiza (you know Katie Price has one of them sex tapes floatin' around, right?)

The 10 Biggest Female Celebrity Douchebags

Russian Pop Star TOSCANA Goes Lap Dancing In Her Hot New Video

Danielle Lloyd healthy enough to get back to doing nothing

The Cast of 'Cant Hardly Wait' - Then and NOW

Can you guess what these people are doing?

Learning The Jewish Language Through Tits

All Kinds of Fail Rolled Into One

The 10 Worst Sitcom Dads Of All Time

Songs No Dude Should Have On His iPod

Father's Day Gift Guide: Outdoor Edition

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Her name is Foxy Jacky. She plays football in her thong.

Wait till you see what else she does with that lucky, lucky football.

Why exactly is young Nicole flashing her boobs in the food court?

We don't know. We don't care. All we know is that she's doing it.

Want to see Topless drunk chicks making out in the club?

Stop reading. Clicky-clicky, dummy.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:

CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Nicole Flashes at the Food Court
French Kid Back Flop off High Dive
Sweaty Naked Club Girls Dancing and Making Out
STEVE VAI and IRON MAIDEN's Nicko McBrain: 'The Trooper' LIVE in London
Foxy Jacky Playing Football in a Thong
IT MIGHT GET LOUD - Trailer

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