Wednesday Links: Oblivious Old Woman, Windsor Guard Pukes, Mary Carey's fun-sized bags, Megan Fox ain't a slut, New SLASH and MEGADETH videos

It's Hump Day, kids! find a fancy, refined, married woman...and start HUMPING!



Married women need love too, and you're just the person to give it out!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

Want to see the most OBLIVIOUS old woman on the planet?




The store is being ROBBED. She has no idea.

This guard in front of Windor Palace must have had a rough night:




Projectile vomiting WHILE marching? Well done, old chap!

Mary Carey has obnoxious boobs (Drunken Stepfather)



But who cares...because she really knows how to use them... in her movies... which are not suitable for minors.





Megan Fox says she's not a slut (WWTDD)



However... She really does enjoy playing one in the movies!



Featured Model: Rali Ivanova (Bullz-Eye)



Mindy Main has Massive (fake) Melons (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Nikita Valentin... is very naked...in the woods. Watch out for poison ivy! (z0d)



50 spoilers in 4 minutes (Inside Movies)



Asian Lesbian Babes and a lot of Candy bracelets (Dailyniner)



Forget Beer Pong -- Turtle Racing Is the Newest Bar Trend (Asylum)



20 Horrifyingly Awesome Velvet Paintings (FunnyCrave)



6 Most Memorable REAL WORLD departures (UPROXX)



Our buddy Robert Kelly with Kevin Nealon at the Laugh Factory:





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guest lineup for the new SLASH album is more impressive than this year's Grammy's:



Fucking OZZY OSBOURNE and SLASH, just working out ideas.

The semi-reunited MEGADETH (David Ellefson rejoined on 2/8/2010) kicked off the Rest In Peace 20th Anniversary Tour in Spokane:



That would be Dave Mustaine behind that big red mop of hair.

The lovely, New York-born Ivy Black has a big bottle of baby oil:



and a big-ass hardwood floor. Someone's going to get hurt.

What's the best thing about all the topless beaches in Europe?



Gee, let's think about this...could it be...ALL THE TOPLESS WOMEN?!?! Um, yeah.

Everyone say "howdy" to 20 year-old Czech Beauty KAMI...she must be a cowgirl. You know, cuz of the hat.



Who else wears pink furry cowboy hats? OK, well EXCEPT for pimps in the late 1970s.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Friday Links: Tattoos and Pants, Weekend fornication, CHICKENFOOT and EXTREME videos, New Music Headlines, Lotsa Linkage, Taya Parker, Amanda Hanshaw

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!

Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with your cute co-worker and her chubby friend... No need for a wingman. You can fly solo, partner.

Where do the tattoos end and the pants begin?



'twas the question posed by one Bill Burr. The answer? Ehh, Twelve.

"Oh Yeah"...It's the new video from CHICKENFOOT:



Michael Anthony, Joe Satriani, Chad Smith, and Sammy Hagar - screaming old farts.

Speaking of old farts screaming, here's the reunited EXTREME rocking the Brookhaven Amphitheater in Long Island:



Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno!

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on Eddie Van Halen, DREDG, BONNAROO, and More in MUSIC HEADLINES

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey kid, looks like you dropped a few MORE logs:



Nice reaction, dick.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)



Britney Spears has sloppy hard nips poking through her shirt



The 200 Sexiest Female Athletes Of All Time



Hooray! Leighton Meester has a SEX TAPE!



Best Of Moon Bloodgood (52 Photos) (WHO? THIS nekkid beauty is Moon BLoodgood



Alligator Eats Watermelon



25 Kick Ass Explosions



Banned's Big Gisele Bundchen Bikini Gallery



FINALLY - A Definitive Nerd Test



Father's Day Gift Guides: Food & Drink Edition



Chris Tucker, Martin Lawrence, and Bernie Mac at Def Comedy Jam



Toy Movies (spoofing all the Hollywood movies based on toys)



'Jurassic Park' Recut Is Way Better With Dinosaurs Talking

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Our buddy our pal our Favorite PENTHOUSE Pet Taya Parker is letting a lucky boy take pictures of her boobies



Regrettably, not one of us is that lucky boy.

Wouldn't you know it... PLAYBOY's Amanda Hanshaw is suffering from "too-tight-tank-top syndrome"



It's a vicious condition that affects very attractive, large-breasted women.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:






CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!




Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Amanda Hanshaw Takes off her Tight Tank Top

Young Man Gets the Crap Scared Out of Him

Demi Scott and Her Big Bare British Breasts In A Barn

EXTREME: 'Decadence Dance' LIVE on Long Island

Taya Parker Penthouse Photo Shoot

CHICKENFOOT: 'Oh Yeah' - Official Video

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Thursday Links: Kevin Smith at Carnegie, Jack White, Jimmy Page, and The Edge Make a Movie, Steve Vai does Iron Maiden, French Kid Back Flop, Foxy Jacky Thong Football, Flashing in the Food Court

We caught Mr. Kevin Smith at Carnegie... Hall, not Deli... last night:
Mmm... All this Carnegie Deli talk has us hungry for pastrami. Mmm...sandwiches.

Speaking of 'sandwiches'...
Why not engage in a threesome with your large-breasted co-worker and her cute friend? Leave the Human Resources people out of it though.

Holy crap, is that Jack White, Jimmy Page, and The Edge from U2 all in the same movie?

It sure is, and It Might Get Loud opens on August 14th for all you rockheads...and us, of course.

It's hard to tell, but that's STEVE VAI and IRON MAIDEN drummer Nicko McBrain:

They're playing "The Trooper" at The London International Music Show.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on Rocklahoma, The Airborne Toxic Event, The Low Anthem, and More in MUSIC HEADLINES

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Sucks to be you, French boy:

Nice back-flop, tard.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we decided it wasn't)

Katie Price on the Beach in Ibiza (you know Katie Price has one of them sex tapes floatin' around, right?)

The 10 Biggest Female Celebrity Douchebags

Russian Pop Star TOSCANA Goes Lap Dancing In Her Hot New Video

Danielle Lloyd healthy enough to get back to doing nothing

The Cast of 'Cant Hardly Wait' - Then and NOW

Can you guess what these people are doing?

Learning The Jewish Language Through Tits

All Kinds of Fail Rolled Into One

The 10 Worst Sitcom Dads Of All Time

Songs No Dude Should Have On His iPod

Father's Day Gift Guide: Outdoor Edition

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Her name is Foxy Jacky. She plays football in her thong.

Wait till you see what else she does with that lucky, lucky football.

Why exactly is young Nicole flashing her boobs in the food court?

We don't know. We don't care. All we know is that she's doing it.

Want to see Topless drunk chicks making out in the club?

Stop reading. Clicky-clicky, dummy.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:

CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Nicole Flashes at the Food Court
French Kid Back Flop off High Dive
Sweaty Naked Club Girls Dancing and Making Out
STEVE VAI and IRON MAIDEN's Nicko McBrain: 'The Trooper' LIVE in London
Foxy Jacky Playing Football in a Thong
IT MIGHT GET LOUD - Trailer

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WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW, NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW,NEW AUDIO ONLINE, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE,2 GIRLS 1 CUP SHIRT

Hey now... it's the weekend...and we're home...again...updating the website...again. Fun life, eh?

As always, if you missed ANY of the Opie and Anthony Show this week, you can download the FULL shows online at AUDIBLE:



Download the Opie and Anthony Show - 11/16/2007 (Joe Rogan, Ari Shaffir, Kevin Smith)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show - 11/15/2007 (Louis CK, Jim Jeffries)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show - 11/14/2007 (Rich Vos is dumb, Jim Jeffries)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show - 11/13/2007

Download the Opie and Anthony Show - 11/12/2007

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new site Sperm Cocktail (yeah, we know...classy, right?), we have some great new boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Miss Kitty and Emma Cummings

Our comedian pal Rich Vos is so dumb, we had to make a little production piece about him: 20th Century American History - With Rich Vos

Speaking of DUMB, Executive Producer Steve C got nailed on mic again making stupid sounds. Now you can use them as RINGTONES:



Steve's Stupid Sounds - 1

Steve's Stupid Sounds - 2

Steve's Stupid Sounds - 3

Steve's Stupid Sounds - 4

Thanks to Break.com, who have linked up the Jana Jordan On the O&A Stripper Pole Video

You can see Lots more of Jana Jordan at PENTHOUSE

Joe Rogan is the latest comic to react to the 2 Girls 1 Cup Video:

Joe Rogan's Reaction to '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Speaking of '2 Girls 1 Cup'...look what WE found:

Now check out the new video that Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

There's more awesomeness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Petite Blonde In Pink Shorts Dances On Webcam

Tracy Morgan Goofing Off on WGN Channel 9 in Chicago

Shinjuku Street Dancer - Unedited Version

Tree Man: Root-like Warts Growning On His Hands And Feet

Balls of Steel: Bunny Boiler at the Coffee Shop

Kay's Topless Outdoor Photo Shoot

Bikini Girls At Video Game Convention

Tiffany's Topless Photo Shoot

Rollator - By Studio OOOMS

All you Long Island Lolita fans...the wait is over...because AMY FISHER CAUGHT ON TAPE was just released!!! (Camaro Convoy scheduled for noon)

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:

Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Joe Rogan, Ari Gold, Kevin Smith, Sound Clip Contest Continues, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Good God, it's FRIDAY! Happy Friday. It's Friday. Everyone do the Happy Dance! It's almost the weekend, and the Opie and Anthony Show has a hum-dinger of a show in store for you this morning. Our Buddy Joe Rogan is here, promoting his gigs this weekend at Caroline's. Also in studio is Ari Shaffir, who you might know as The Amazing Racist. Also checking in with the POgram is Kevin Smith, who you can hear on the weekends with his SModcast show on XM202.

Remember, kids... if you want to see any of the in-studio nose-picking, booger-eating, shit-talking, or egg white-eating...Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE.

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is Hi I'm Kenny and I love the TAFFY!

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

Joe Rogan is the latest comic to react to the 2 Girls 1 Cup Video:

Joe Rogan's Reaction to '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Speaking of '2 Girls 1 Cup'...look what WE found:

Now check out the new video that Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Speaking of Steve's stupid noises, Executive Producer Steve C got nailed on mic again making stupid sounds. Now you can use them as RINGTONES:



Steve's Stupid Sounds - 1

Steve's Stupid Sounds - 2

Steve's Stupid Sounds - 3

Steve's Stupid Sounds - 4

There's more awesomeness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Anti-Gravity Machine: By Studio Oooms

Kelly Summers Gets Topless

AMERICAN DAD intro Rips Carlos Mencia

Sexy Milena Changes Her Clothes

Colleen Shannon: The World's Sexiest DJ - Nude Photo Shoot

Japanese Girl Dances In The Street In Shinjuku

Georgia Luv Shows Off Her Toned Body

Collien Fernandes In A Bikini

Super Fast Rock Drummer

Concurso Televisión - Sexy Spanish Legs Contest

National Spelling Bee - by Derrick Comedy

All you Long Island Lolita fans...the wait is over...because AMY FISHER CAUGHT ON TAPE was just released!!! (Camaro Convoy scheduled for noon)

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:

Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:

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Monday Links: Kevin Smith In Studio, New O&A Videos, New Boobs on RateMyWoW, Internet Video Of the Day, Miss Paltalk Winner, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Goooooooood Monday morning everybody! Hopefully you enjoyed your weekend, and if you didn't... that would be YOUR problem. Not ours. Our good friend Kevin Smith is hanging for the show today, and promoting his new book My Boring Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith.

Have you seen the video of Kevin Smith vs. The Heckler at the 2007 Comic Con

Our own Anthony Cumia made a follow-up video to his How To Install Windows Vista internet video, and the sequel is a lot more destructive. We can't wait to see it!

The first annual Miss Paltalk Contest was an amazing success...not only did we blow up the Paltalk servers a few times, but we saw some of the raunchiest, perverted, sexually deviant shit you could ever want to see a woman do in front of a webcam in the early morning. Congrats to our winner, ___________ (eh, you'll find out TODAY on the show)

INTERNET VIDEO OF THE DAY: Yesterday's hysterical video came to us courtesy of Break.com. Check out Swedish TV Host Pukes (Should Of Took A Sick Day)!




While you're there, Go to the Opie And Anthony section and click 'Subscribe' to stay updated on all our video updates!

New O&A Videos Online: Thanks to our own Sam we have some new O&A Show videos online:



Stone Cold Steve Austin Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Intern Pat Duffy Sucks at Being With Women

EROCK Loves Hulk Hogan

EROCK is Getting Fat Again

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a wonderful new pair of hot young boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):




RateMyWOW: Hollie Stevens

We added some tasty goodness to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



TOP SPIN Ride at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany

Liz and Ashley - 2 Drunk College Girls

Busty Young Hot Chick Demonstrates The Penny Shooting Condom Cannon

Busty Blonde Feels Herself Up

Swedish TV Host Vomits During Live Call-in Show

Dash Cam Video of Ohio Police Officer Using Tazer on Woman

Can't Taze This - Andrew Meyer vs. MC Hammer

If you missed the Traveling Virus tour this year, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of Kevin's Smith's leg hair (so we're told...we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Romy is wearing!)

Then check out the new video that Romy sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

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