Friday Links: Tattoos and Pants, Weekend fornication, CHICKENFOOT and EXTREME videos, New Music Headlines, Lotsa Linkage, Taya Parker, Amanda Hanshaw

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!

Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with your cute co-worker and her chubby friend... No need for a wingman. You can fly solo, partner.

Where do the tattoos end and the pants begin?



'twas the question posed by one Bill Burr. The answer? Ehh, Twelve.

"Oh Yeah"...It's the new video from CHICKENFOOT:



Michael Anthony, Joe Satriani, Chad Smith, and Sammy Hagar - screaming old farts.

Speaking of old farts screaming, here's the reunited EXTREME rocking the Brookhaven Amphitheater in Long Island:



Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno!

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on Eddie Van Halen, DREDG, BONNAROO, and More in MUSIC HEADLINES

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey kid, looks like you dropped a few MORE logs:



Nice reaction, dick.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)



Britney Spears has sloppy hard nips poking through her shirt



The 200 Sexiest Female Athletes Of All Time



Hooray! Leighton Meester has a SEX TAPE!



Best Of Moon Bloodgood (52 Photos) (WHO? THIS nekkid beauty is Moon BLoodgood



Alligator Eats Watermelon



25 Kick Ass Explosions



Banned's Big Gisele Bundchen Bikini Gallery



FINALLY - A Definitive Nerd Test



Father's Day Gift Guides: Food & Drink Edition



Chris Tucker, Martin Lawrence, and Bernie Mac at Def Comedy Jam



Toy Movies (spoofing all the Hollywood movies based on toys)



'Jurassic Park' Recut Is Way Better With Dinosaurs Talking

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Our buddy our pal our Favorite PENTHOUSE Pet Taya Parker is letting a lucky boy take pictures of her boobies



Regrettably, not one of us is that lucky boy.

Wouldn't you know it... PLAYBOY's Amanda Hanshaw is suffering from "too-tight-tank-top syndrome"



It's a vicious condition that affects very attractive, large-breasted women.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:






CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!




Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Amanda Hanshaw Takes off her Tight Tank Top

Young Man Gets the Crap Scared Out of Him

Demi Scott and Her Big Bare British Breasts In A Barn

EXTREME: 'Decadence Dance' LIVE on Long Island

Taya Parker Penthouse Photo Shoot

CHICKENFOOT: 'Oh Yeah' - Official Video

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Thursday Links: Kevin Smith at Carnegie, Jack White, Jimmy Page, and The Edge Make a Movie, Steve Vai does Iron Maiden, French Kid Back Flop, Foxy Jacky Thong Football, Flashing in the Food Court

We caught Mr. Kevin Smith at Carnegie... Hall, not Deli... last night:
Mmm... All this Carnegie Deli talk has us hungry for pastrami. Mmm...sandwiches.

Speaking of 'sandwiches'...
Why not engage in a threesome with your large-breasted co-worker and her cute friend? Leave the Human Resources people out of it though.

Holy crap, is that Jack White, Jimmy Page, and The Edge from U2 all in the same movie?

It sure is, and It Might Get Loud opens on August 14th for all you rockheads...and us, of course.

It's hard to tell, but that's STEVE VAI and IRON MAIDEN drummer Nicko McBrain:

They're playing "The Trooper" at The London International Music Show.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on Rocklahoma, The Airborne Toxic Event, The Low Anthem, and More in MUSIC HEADLINES

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Sucks to be you, French boy:

Nice back-flop, tard.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we decided it wasn't)

Katie Price on the Beach in Ibiza (you know Katie Price has one of them sex tapes floatin' around, right?)

The 10 Biggest Female Celebrity Douchebags

Russian Pop Star TOSCANA Goes Lap Dancing In Her Hot New Video

Danielle Lloyd healthy enough to get back to doing nothing

The Cast of 'Cant Hardly Wait' - Then and NOW

Can you guess what these people are doing?

Learning The Jewish Language Through Tits

All Kinds of Fail Rolled Into One

The 10 Worst Sitcom Dads Of All Time

Songs No Dude Should Have On His iPod

Father's Day Gift Guide: Outdoor Edition

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Her name is Foxy Jacky. She plays football in her thong.

Wait till you see what else she does with that lucky, lucky football.

Why exactly is young Nicole flashing her boobs in the food court?

We don't know. We don't care. All we know is that she's doing it.

Want to see Topless drunk chicks making out in the club?

Stop reading. Clicky-clicky, dummy.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:

CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Nicole Flashes at the Food Court
French Kid Back Flop off High Dive
Sweaty Naked Club Girls Dancing and Making Out
STEVE VAI and IRON MAIDEN's Nicko McBrain: 'The Trooper' LIVE in London
Foxy Jacky Playing Football in a Thong
IT MIGHT GET LOUD - Trailer

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Easter Weekend Links: Dumbasses with Bulletproof Vests, Outstanding Asses, Japanese Banana Commercial, and Lovely Lesbians

Happy Easter, everyone... or almost everyone...Want to go for a ride with us?...lookee what we be driving in:




Why not get out of the rain...


...and spend some time in a motel room with a friend or three...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

would YOU buy bananas from THIS man? heh. Didn't think so.

(and if THAT isn't dumb enough for you... get a load o' this guy..)

Just because you OWN a bulletproof vest does not mean you must TEST the bulletproof vest, kids.

(..and now for something slightly more... but not by much...high-brow)

That nice lady in red is Puma Swede. She's giving a lap dance to Catalina Cruz. Click the pic, genius!

That asstastic view is brought to us by Carmen Kinsley ...Who has the nicest ass on a white woman we've seen all... weekend.

We have Greek friends: Anyone speak Greek? We mean that in the most literal sense, too. Our friends at Greek Paparazzi have a cool site, but we can't F-ing read it!

Stop acting like that Wii Fit is actually helping you lose weight, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Lidiya Lifts Her Legs In A Hammock

Japanese DOLE Banana Commercial

Puma Swede Gives a Lap Dance To Catalina Cruz

9mm Round vs. Bulletproof Vest

Carmen Kinsley and Her Ass-tastic Booty

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":





CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET




(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:





Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.



I'M SORRY:

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Thursday Links: New Live Concert Videos, New Music Headlines, New Babe Videos, Billy Bob Thornton Flips Out, Stupid 911 Call, Greek Paparazzi

Chillin' on a Thursday, hanging with the mutt...Twittering pictures of his various moods...including this loon:

We call this one "I smell hamburgers"

THAT's TERRIBLE:

And that didn't last long...back to being totally disinterested

(Someone's Grumpy)

Billy Bob Thorton apparently doesn't like when Canadian radio hosts draw attention to his extensive film career

(and someone's a jackass)

This Texas twit called 911 because she didn't get her $2 worth of extra shrimp. Check out the uncut audio here

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on MEGADETH, MASTODON, HATEBREED, and more in our Massive Music Headlines Archive

(while we're talking about the rock thing...)

That's our boys in TESLA cranking out "Heaven's Trail" in Oakland, CA.

(While we're talking rock, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

Those enormous boobs belong to Nelli Roono. She's Polish, and positively has the most GINORMOUS bosoms we have ever seen.

Ahoy Lesbians! Everyone meet Joanna Bliss and Katarina ...then watch them make the sexy lesbian time.

We have Greek friends: Anyone speak Greek? We mean that in the most literal sense, too. Our friends at Greek Paparazzi have a cool site, but we can't F-ing read it!

(and now, we shift, sans-clutch, to this...)

Stop acting like that Wii Fit is actually helping you lose weight, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

TESLA: 'Heaven's Trail (No Way Out)l' LIVE in Oakland, CA
Lorna Morgan Moisturizes her Huge Boobs
AVENGED SEVENFOLD: 'Afterlife' Official Video
Tera Cox plays with her huge boobs by the pool
Pewaukee Basketball Full Court Shot
Nelli Roono Puts Her Huge Boobs On The Glass Table
Distressed Diner Dials 911 over Shrimp Order
Joanna Bliss and Katarina Lesbian Boob Masage
Billy Bob Thornton Gets Upset During Canadian Radio Interview
Angel Dark Topless by the Indoor Pool

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

I'M SORRY:

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Wednesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Music Videos, New Babe Videos, Interview with Riggs Online

Say look! A mid-week update!

We spent a few days out of town, Twittering some of the oddballs we saw along the way...including this loon:




Psst, mister... I don't think you should have wrapped it before you hit the road"

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ah, the Lincoln Tunnel around midday... bliss.




Now THAT looks like a looong way down. Ah, fuck it.

(Hey, look... over there... Boobs!)

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Kylee Lovit:






RateMyWOW: Kylee Lovit

New Interview Online: Our own FoundryMusic Rob caught up with Riggs from SCUM OF THE EARTH and asked him a while bunch of ridiculous...



Click it and read it, fools!

(while we're talking about the rock thing...)

It's the mighty METALLICA jamming "Master Of Puppets" at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony ... with Jason Newsted joining the jam!

(While we're on the subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

This Swedish hotness is Puma Swede. She's actually Finnish, but who's counting? We're too busy looking at her boobs.

That's Jo Garcia, and she was PLAYBOY's 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year.

(and now, we shift, sans-clutch, to this...)

Stop acting like that Wii Fit is actually helping you lose weight, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



METALLICA: 'Master of Puppets' LIVE at Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony

Mackenzie Lee Loses Her Lace Lingerie

PLAYBOY's Jo Garcia Pops Out of Her Purple Dress

Sureshot BL-520 Spudgun - The Ultimate Potato Gun

Fighting Giraffes in Tanzania

Danielle Gets Topless in public in Hawaii

Time-Lapse Footage of 45,000 North Carolina Fans

Busty Puma Swede Pulls out her Huge Swedish Boobs

KISS - 'Deuce' LIVE in Santiago, Chile

Carol Goldenerova Takes a Shower

Drunk Girl Goes Up The Down Escalator after Bruins Game

Kat Kohls Sexy Nude PLAYBOY Photo Shoot

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":





CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET




(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:





Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.



I'M SORRY:

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FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: ADULT FILM STAR SUNSET THOMAS

After a nearly four year abscence from adult films, the one and only AVN Hall of Famer Sunset Thomas has announced that she is going to make her farewell movie, originally titled 'Sunset's Last Fuck', slated for a March 2008 release through Larry Flynt's LFP Video. Since this could be the last time any of us see her naked ass on screen (never say 'never', right?), we thought it would be an excellent time to throw Sunset Thomas a whole sack full of stupid, and see what she tossed back. Here's how it went down...






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