Thursday Links: Your Friend's Hot Mom, Broken Wrist Blues, DORO is Breaking the Law, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Hardbodies Gisele and Kelly Ryan

If your friend's mom doesn't get off your car hood soon you may have to teach her a lesson:



This MILF on a car was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with your friend's hot mom.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Honestly, when you see a clip begin with a guy running up a ramp of milk crates...




You know within SECONDS that it's not going to end well.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)



Ginger Spice Shows off Her Big Boobs (it's not like she never POSED NUDE FOR VIDEOS before, you know)



Jamie Lynn is just jaw-dropping gorgeous (glam0ur)



25 random MLB trade thoughts and predictions (Scores Report)



4 Bad Reactions To Getting Fired



Madison Scott has a Fountain shooting up her butt crack (Daily Niner)



Hip Hop Tattoo Fail



The Laker Girls Held Auditions (Epic Carnival)



Why Everyone in Oklahoma is Fat (atom)



OJ Simpson's Cellmate Hates Him (Joack and Balls)



Pennsylvania lady loves roller coasters way too much (Blog Of Hilarity)



25 Extremely Rare Star Wars Photos (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

This is Fitness Model Kelly Ryan:



Her muscles are so huge, her clothes simply won't fit. That's her story and she's sticking to it.

From boobs, we move to bands...German ones, specifically...with DORO:



Doro Pesch singing "Breaking The Law" by JUDAS PRIEST. RAWK.

Aaaand back to boobies, here's Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips:



Admit it. You Love Gisele... and so does her vibrator.

As long as we're on the subject, Xesca, Jesse J, Tori and Coco from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their asses to 'Work That Body' by LIL HAZE:







COCO IS BLOWING YOU A KISS! CLICK IT!!

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:



FOUNDRY CAMS: Work That Body

Milk Crate Climbing Leads To Broken Wrist

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele in a Fishnet Body Stocking

DORO - 'Breaking The Law' LIVE in Germany

Fitness Model Kelly Ryan Strips Naked

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