Happy Hump Day! Avoidable Crash in Argentina, Lindsay's Nails in Contempt, Mystery MILF Nips, ANTHRAX, LIFE OF AGONY, and the most amazing Violinist - LIVE... Tori Black, Nikki Sims, & Nicole Graves Get Nude

It's hump day! You know what that means, right? find three willing young ladies (attached, unattached, doesn't matter):

...and bring them to a classy joint, so you can see them show off their outstanding.... wait, what were we saying? Sorry. Got totally derailed there for a second. Hineys do that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

This CCTV footage from Argentina captured the most avoidable...accident...ever.

Honestly, how did the guy on the bike NOT see that coming?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan's Nails May Be In Contempt Of Court (WWTDD)

*sob* we may never get to see Lindsay play an armless, legless stripper ever again...*weep*.


Which grasping-onto-fame-any-which-way-she-can MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)

Don't think too hard, kids...it's not like her Homemade Sex Video hasn't been featured everywhere in the past few months... yeah, it's kind of obvious.

A Nerd’s Guide To Dating (HEAVY)

Darenzia... Weird Name. Nice Boobs! (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)

Dave Chappelle Grounds Plane; Refuses to Poop like a Poor Person (FilmDrunk)

Ashley Kirk. No relation to the captain. Get it? Captain kirk? Echh (Dailyniner)

Wrist-Mounted Flamethrower? Flame On! (GammaSquad)

Ashley is very nude and showing off her no-no spot (z0d)

Calise Hawkins Meets Ron Jeremy (FunnyCrave)

Rusty Kuntz Sound like a funny name? Here are more funny sport names (Campus Socialite)

Ten Hot Hollywood Women That Aged Horribly (Gunaxin)

Wedding Photographer Fail! (Video Gone Viral)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The guys in ANTHRAX are all from New York, and here they are playing "Indians" To a bunch of Greeks in Athens:

Anyone else feel like they need a geography lesson? No? Just us. Yeah, we're idiots.

Can you believe the guys in LIFE OF AGONY have been around for 20 years?

Well, apparentl, because this show (above) was filmed for the Band's 20th Anniversary CD/DVD release.

His name is Ed Alleyne-Johnson, and he plays electric violin on the streets of England:

Little did we know, Ed has a BUNCH of CD's already released (and being the addicts we are, we bought all of them).

From Rock to Raunch, let's introduce you to a few friends...

This beautiful brunette is Award Winning Adult Starlet Tori Black:

...and this is only a snippet of BIG WET ASSES 16 - which you can see On Demand NOW

Speaking of beautiful brunettes, let's all have a look-see at BumbleGirls beauty Nicole Graves:

The woman can't go more than 30 seconds without feeling herself up and with a body like this, who could blame her? Hell, we'd be lucky to make it FIVE seconds.

Iconic web centerfold Nikki Sims (aka Next Door Nikki) is wearing her lucky shirt:

What's so Lucky about it, you ask? It gets to touch her 34DD's... and you don't. Well, neither do we for that matter.

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Tuesday Links: Driver vs. Rockslide, 10 ft Unicycle fail, Big Boobs get a gal a job, Kirstie Alley = Swamp Thing, New Bullet for my Valentine,New RATT

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

53 year-old Ralph + 10 ft tall Unicycle = 5 seconds of pure hilarity




Why is Ralph's old ass on a unicycle anyway?

Want to see the world's most oblivious man drive straight into the most obvious Rockslide?




of COURSE you do. Why else you dicking around here?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Somebody's great big new boobs landed her a movie role (Drunken Stepfather)



Gee, Whoooo could it be? maybe someone who wasn't that famous to begin with? Eeeeeyah. Probably.





Holy Shit! SWAMP THING is REAL! (WWTDD)



Wait wait...no. Sorry. it's just Kirstie Alley. Sheesh. Remember when she was hot?



Need help filling out your March Madness bracket? (Scores Report)



Rachel Roxxx rocks the big booty (FreakshowPlanet)



Attn Nerdy Poker Fans: How to play online poker with your Rock Band instruments (The Bachelor Guy)



Sigrid has an awful name...but awfully nice nubs (z0d)



The Corned Beef and Cabbage Cocktail. You know, for St. Patty's Day (The Bachelor Guy)



Bianca Beauchamp has big boobs, an amazing booty, and umm... what were we saying? (Dailyniner)



Superhero De-motivational Posters (Gunaxin)



65 Craziest Basketball Fans (Comedy)



The 10 Funniest Public Access Prank Calls Of All Time (Manofest)



Homemade Rocket Fuel is AWESOME (TodaysBigThing)



Jean-Claude Van Dance (Guyism)



The 20 Worst TV News Fails (HEAVY)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Them wacky Welsh fellas in BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE have released the video for "The Last Fight":



The band's new disc, Fever will be out in late April.

as long as we're talking new music, here's a track from RATT's latest disc:


Oooh, that song is just jam-packed with warm, gooey, 80's goodness. Infestation will be out later in April.

From headbangers, we move on to knob gobblers...

our old gal-pal Shay Laren is modeling the tiniest bikini on the ugliest sofa:



Why are we paying attention to the sofa? 1. It's ugly. 2. When you see as much hardcore nudity as we do, you tend to notice OTHER things.

What are the odds of having another video of another girl named Shay on the same day?



Eh, pretty slim... we could have held off till tomorrow to post this clip, but Shay Malone couldn't wait to be gawked at.

Toned, tall Tori Black is ANYTHING but tame...



In fact, she's pretty tawdry in the full uncut clip... and that is one LUCKY vibrator.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Wednesday Links: Holiday Humpday Hump-a-thon, Russian Car-Powered Carousel and Tree Hunting, Zakk Wylde shreds in Singapore, Lia 19 and Tori Black

Oh the weather outside is frightful, and it's time to hump your neighbors...

When your neighbors are getting blown, find a ho, find a ho, find a ho... um, yeah.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Leave it to a Russian to apply lawnmower technology to make a playground carousel into a neck-breaking-machine:

Yaaaaay paralysis!

Speaking of Russians, check out this badass Russian tree hunter...sneakily hunting the elusive...tree:

That's a BIIIG bullet, ya know.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Jordan is wearing WAY too much makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

WHO CARES?!?! She made a sex tape that leaked out!

Caz. She's Pasty. But oddly attractive (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Tina Cutrone has a silver bikini on that barely covers her nips (Daily Niner)

Penhouse Pet Jennifer Emerson Shows us her beefy bosoms (Freakshow Planet)

Want to Hear Mickey Rourke Rap? Of COURSE you do! (FilmDrunk)

Tiger Woods FAIL (Dave & Thomas)

'Family Ties' Mom is a Total Lesbian (Warming Glow)

Infographic: Movie Heist Hauls Vs. GDP (Screen Junkies)

Hip Hop's Most Outstanding Tattoos (RealTalkNY)

Failed Front Flip (Break)

13 bouncers use 2 patrons as punching bags behind Jay Z's 40/40 Club in AC (Don Chavez)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans (Dave and Thomas)

War Machine: Armed and Dangerous (Heavy)

Ten Funniest Words In The English Language (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

Oh no! Lia is showering with her clothes on!

Maybe it's intentional? yes, this makes it official. She meant to shower in an evening gown.

and how could you not LOVE Tori Black and her naked hiney?

She's showing us what it's like behind-the-scenes... ok, whatever. take yer clothes off, Tori.

From naked ladies... to something that doesn't rhyme with 'naked ladies'...ZAKK WYLDE rocked a Singapore Prison:

shredding on his new Epiphone Graveyard Disciple... thing looks cumbersome.

and back to boobies (of COURSE)... have you ever seen bosom skills like THIS?

Perhaps this young lady wanted to be a brain surgeon at one point. Then she discovered THIS wonderful boob-bouncing skill.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Russian Tree Hunter
Lia 19 Showers in a White Gown
Zakk Wylde Performs at Singapore Prison
Boob Trick: winking Bosoms
Russian Car Powered Carousel
Tori Black Behind The Scenes Photo Shoot

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Friday Links: Weekend Affairs and the Swimming Bear, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, LEGION red band trailer, APOCALYPTICA live, Gisele and 2 Live Crew, Gabriela and the Glass Dildo

Got weekend plans that include a motel room and lots of lube? You're one of millions...

This is what the room will look like BEFORE it's covered with DNA. Get some fresh air and have an affair. Tell the family you're going on a retreat.

Ladies, don't feel left out, because The Dancing Bear is here to cozy up to you.

A few drinks and a lap dance will lube you and the girls up nicely.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

'scuse us, ma'am? There's a Bear in your swimming pool:

You want a swimming pool? Expect bears. Yup. Bears.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for I LOVE IT ROUGH and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Danika Davis and Miss Meg:

RateMyWOW: DANIKA DAVIS
RateMyWOW: MISS MEG

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Heidi Montag's PLAYBOY pictures (Drunken Stepfather)... until now, she's been mostly-naked

Aaliyah Love is looking oh-so-lovely. (z0d)

MADDEN 2010: Review! (Bullz-Eye)

Karli Madeline has Bikini Butt-Floss going on in her fanny (GorillaMask)

Hot 100: Blake Lively Legs Spectacular (DJMICK)

Rachel Culkin in a Cab...if only she were driving us to work (Freakshow Planet)

10 Great Baseball Beanings (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Of the best General Lee Jumps Of All Time (Epic Carnival)

Neverending Story Van Lady vs. FilmDrunk (FilmDrunk)

Christian girl tries and fails to convert her Hindu friend to Christianity (I Heart Chaos)

Joaquin Phoenix Rap Generator (atom)

Jessica Burciaga : The Ultimate Gallery (Gunaxin)

Buildings That Look Like Food (URLesque)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely latina is Gabriela:

She loves sunsets, long walks in the park, getting naked, and glass dildos in her hiney.

As long as we're on the subject of Latinas, Jenaveve Jolie has something to show you:

Her ASS, mostly... getting gang-banged with Brianna Beach.

From Boobs, we move to bands and Finnish cello rockers APOCALYPTICA:

Performing "I'm Not Jesus" LIVE in Sweden.

Speaking of bands, we got wind of who OZZY OSBOURNE is bringing on board to replace ZAKK WYLDE...check it!

Aand on to movies, we've got the red band trailer for LEGION:

Cursing, wall-crawling grannies, fighting angels AND Dennis Quaid? We're there!

Aaaand BACK to boobies we go with our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS hottie, Gisele, who won a wet T-shirt contest at Internext:

The guys in 2 Live Crew LOVE GISELE...and you do too.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Bear Jumps In A Backyard Pool In San Dimas
Jenaveve Jolie Loses Her Lingerie
LEGION - Red Band Trailer
Gabriela Takes Off Her Tight Top
MEGAN FOX 'PEER PRESSURE' PSA FROM 'JENNIFER's BODY'
Tolpess Kate Smacks Her Ass
APOCALYPTICA: 'I'm Not Jesus' LIVE in Sweden
Gisele Wins A Wet T-Shirt Contest with 2 LIVE CREW

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Thursday Links: Stewardess Affair and the Dancing Bear, Ass on Fire, Link Love, CHICKENFOOT live, WHITESNAKE guitar duel, New OZZY Guitarist, Jana Defi, Hannah Hilton, and Ivy Black

After a long flight, don't you just want to curl up with a stewardess? Married Shmarried. You're thousands of miles away.

This sexy sleeping stewardess is brought to you by the people that encourage affairs with sexy stewardesses. Have some peanuts then have some sex.

Speaking of affairs with people you just met, how well do you think your girl knew The Dancing Bear before he bent her over the couch?

We're guessing about 20 minutes and four martinis went into that courtship.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Say Chester, your ass is on fire...

Just kidding! We don't really know his name.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But the way you kiss the boss's ass is, so pucker up, buttercup.)

Milla Jovovich Naked In MAXIM (Drunken Stepfather)... and Milla Jovovich Naked in Everything Else

Cindy Velman is looking Swell, man. (z0d)

The Top 10 New Places to Meet Women (Bullz-Eye)

Liza and Marcella Bisexual Milk Drinking (Daily Niner)

The Dolphins cheerleaders unveiled their Calendar (BallHype)

Kimberly Rogers' Neighborhood... Fred Rogers, eat your heart out! (Freakshow Planet)

What Happened to the Original Power Rangers (Ice Ice Babies)

Spinoffs to old Nickelodeon shows that should have happened (GadJunk)

The 7 Most Obnoxious Chains Ever (Street Level)

5 PBS Hosts Who Need Their Own Movie (Screen Junkies)

How To Be A Millionaire Rock Star (Made Man)

Top 5: Political Campaign Mistakes (Politicus)

Twelve Truly Twisted Flicks (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy busty Czech with the 32G-Cups is Jana Defi:

...and she plays pool topless, so there's a really good chance she'll kick your ass.

This blue-eyed blond beauty is Hannah Hilton...

And she's about to be 'sans-bikini', which is the fancy way of saying 'nekkid'.

From boobs, we move to bands...and CHICKENFOOT:

Misters Hagar, Satriani, Anthony, and Smith blew the roof off the Myth in Maplewood, Minnesota.

Speaking of bands, we got wind of who OZZY OSBOURNE is bringing on board to replace ZAKK WYLDE...check it!

Who doesn't love a good, old-fashioned guitar duel? WHITESNAKE guitarists Reb Beach and Doug Aldrich went at it in Belgium:

Rawk, fuckers.

Aaaand we move BACK to boobs with petite, 4'11" Ivy Black, who is slipping out of her black dress:

of course, what Ivy does AFTERWARDS is even more entertaining.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

WHITESNAKE: Reb Beach and Doug Aldrich Guitar Duel in Brussels
Jana Defi Plays Pool Topless
CHICKENFOOT: 'Oh Yeah' LIVE in Minnesota
Ivy Black Slips Out of her Black Dress
Ass On Fire Prank
Hannah Hilton Peels off her Pink Bikini and Loves Touching Herself

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Wednesday Links: Torrid affairs and Dancing Bears, Blagojevich Sings, Lots of Linkage, OZZY and CAMP FREDDY, Keith Urban gets Pranked, Jenni's Secret and Merilyn Sekova's Boobs

In honor of hump day, why not hump youur neighbor? SO WHAT if he/she is wearing a ring?



This scantily clad woman having an after-sex smoke is brought to you by the people that encourage torrid affairs. They're a proud organization.

Speaking of torrid affairs, The Dancing Bear had your woman last night.



You can't possibly think it takes her THAT long to get gas, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

How did Rod Blagojevich become a celebrity?




Oh that's right, because we're a nation of illiterates who embraces anyone who gets his/her name in print. No matter for what reason.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(But the way you kiss the boss's ass is, so pucker up, buttercup.)



Paulina Poriskova is a hot MILF (Drunken Stepfather)



Kristzina Banx is Banx-able. Get it? (z0d)



2009 Fantasy Football Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Blair Lindsey is Blond and Buxom and Bare-Bottomed (Daily Niner)



Sarah Harding In St Trinian’s Style Leather Hotpants (DJMICK)



Busty Babe Megan Jones Drops Her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)



In Memoriam: The Arena Football League (Epic Carnival)



How To Break In Running Shoes (With Contest) (Illuminati)



Then and Now - Paula Abdul (Ice Ice Babies)



3 Ways To Survive The Financial Apocalypse (atom)



Megan Fox at the Teen Choice Awards (Crave Online)



Jessica Mitchell Shows Some Leg (Don Chavez)



Sam Hornish jr. and Jeff Gordon MAJOR Crash NASCAR (All Left Turns)

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

These Smooshed Boobs belong to Merilyn Sakova:



There's nothing like a Ukrainian babe with 32G boobs...except for maybe two of them.

if we didn't crop the hell out of this photo of Briana Lee...



We'd NEVER be able to show it to you. Yes, it's THAT dirty.

From boobs, we move to bands...and OZZY OSBOURNE:



Ozzy hit the stage at the House of Blues with CAMP FREDDY for a version of "Iron Man".

This is a tad off-genre for us, but it kind-of fits TAYLOR SWIFT pranked KEITH URBAN in Kansas City:



She was in full KISS MAKEUP, so we gave it a mention.

Aaaand we move BACK to boobs with Jenni and Petra taking a Shower... in full makeup, no less:



There's a lot more ass-rubbing in the full video at Jenni's Secrets. You know how much you love ass rubbing.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Rod Blagojevich Sings 'Treat Me Nice' in Chicago

Jenni and Petra Wash each other in the shower

OZZY OSBOURNE and CAMP FREDDY: 'Iron Man' LIVE at the House Of Blues in Hollywood

Briana Lee Feels Herself Up In The Bathroom

Rubber Band Machine Gun

Busty Merilyn Sakova in a Tight Black Thong

Taylor Swift Pranks Keith Urban with KISS Tribute

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