Thursday Links: Damn that Dancing Bear! Bum Falls into Manhole, New Music Headlines SKID ROW and LACUNA COIL live, Gisele Rides Again, Carli Banks Can't Stay Dressed

It's almost the weekend, and we are HAUNTED by the dancing bear, dammit:

He could be the happiest bear EVER ...and with good reason! (so very NSFW)

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh you wacky Russian hobo...why, oh WHY did you pick up that manhole cover?


Bum + Manhole + Sewer = Funny.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your lousy mouth could use a beatdown, so lighten up, Chester)

Holy Crap. Mary Carey keeps her clothes on. (but she IS back in the porn bidness, you know)

Susanna Spears and her Purple Toy...and no clothes (glam0ur)

Top 10 Pound for Pound MMA Fighters in the World (Scores Report)

Evil Japanese Torment Bear Cub

Serilla Lamonte and her lucky gold vibrator (Daily Niner)

Shawn Johnson channels Ozzie Smith

Weekly Political Buzzword: Subject-Optional Paragraph Stucture (SOPS)

Obama Axes Plan to Build Awesome Billion Dollar Dragon Tank

Some "Very Special Episodes" We’d Like To See (GadJunk)

5 Ways to Improve the All Star Game

100 Years of Presidents Throwing Out the First Pitch

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Find out what's up with ZAKK WYLDE, SUICIDE SILENCE, TANTRIC, and COLDPLAY in the LATEST MUSIC HEADLINES

I'M SORRY:
(Very sorry that you have ZERO social skills and that you'll die alone and broke)

You remember the lovely Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS, right?

This is her in thigh-high F**K ME Boots. We all Love Gisele. You should too.

Continuing on with the outstanding Ass, we say hello to Carli Banks:

Carli can't seem to stay clothed. We don't mind...not one bit.

From racks to rock, we check out our buds in SKID ROW:

Rachel, Dave, scotti, Johnny, and Dave doing the ROCKLAHOMA thing.

Then we jet on over to Belgium to hang with LACUNA COIL:

That's the annnual Graspop Metal Meeting, kids.

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Rachel Aldana in a Very Tiny Bikini
Pedro the Gimp Sings "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey
Muriel Oils Up Her Perfect Boobs
EXTREME plays Michael Jackson LIVE in Texas
Jenna Nikol Plays in Her Favorite Red Chair
Musical Chairs Debacle

 

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