Tuesday Links: Lafayette welcomes you, BBW Playground, Sandra Bullock Sex tape? Ashley Olsen's Legs, WINGER live in UK, Benji Madden KO's Riki Rachtman, PLAYBOY's Kara Jo, Laci Adams, Busty Beshine

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Let the kind people of Lafayette, Indiana welcome you to their fine city...


...you suck-ass bastard!

Chubby ladies Luna Love and Big Cutie Jae are having a fun at the playground...


...it's like the anti-Jenny Craig campaign. some guys dig the fatties, you know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


A Sandra Bullock Sex Tape? Really? Um, no. (WWTDD)

Come ON, already... she's been naked on screen, like THREE times ever... Sex tape? No way.


Ashley Olsen has some seriously pasty legs (Drunken Stepfather)

10 Movie Quotes From The Sandra Bullock Sex Tape (Comedy)

Megan Voss is Very Very Naked...and that's a VERY good thing (Freakshow Planet)

Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

Tattooed buxom babe Mason Moore wants to show you more of her body, so enjoy this... (Dailyniner)

Top 8: Books With Movie Appeal (Ask Men)

Mind-reading Technology will doom us all (UPROXX)

The 13 Most Creative and Interesting Billboard Advertisements (Street Level)

Zuzana's Trenchcoat is barely covering her impressive boobs (z0d)

Disgustingly Awesome 80’s Toys (Gunaxin)

'The Quotable Douchebag' Compiles Neither Wit Nor Wisdom (Asylum)

Joe Biden and Dick Cheney Hold Impromptu Meeting on Chat Roulette (Apoliticus)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Hate 'em all you want, but the guys in WINGER can play their asses off:

"Seventeen" Live in Newcastle... they're touring behind their new disc Karma.

Benji Madden from GOOD CHARLOTTE knocked out Riki Rachtman at Ellismania 5:

3 knockouts. Less than 2 minutes. Betcha that was a pride-buster.

From rock we move to racks...

Texas-born Kara Jo is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:

..and her husband is one lucky cowboy.

move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you

You might not notice it yet, but Beshine...yes, that's her name... has the largest surgically-augmented boobs you have ever seen:

They're GINORMOUS...and she can't stop playing with 'em

Sweet young Laci Adams was born in the Ukraine, but now resides in LA:

Like so many young hot Ukrainians before her...Laci discovered that taking her clothes off was pretty lucrative.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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FOUNDRY CAMS: WORK THAT BODY

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Xesca, JesseJo, Tori and Coco from are trying something a little different for this video. We handed them some official FoundryMusic merchandise and "Work That Body" by LIL HAZE (featuring RAY J), and the strangest thing happened...we got more ass-shaking than we've ever seen in one clip.

COCO IS BLOWING YOU A KISS! CLICK IT!!

Thanks be to our boy Chris and LIL HAZE for letting us use 'Work That Body' (click to download)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
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(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!

Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!

Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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FOUNDRY CAMS: WORK THAT BODY

FOUNDRY CAMS: WORK THAT BODY
Video sent by foundrymusic

Our girls Xesca, Jesse J, Tori and Coco are trying something a little different for this video. We handed them some official FoundryMusic merchandise and "Work That Body" by LI'L HAZE (featuring RAY J), and the strangest thing happened...we got more ass-shaking than we've ever seen in one clip.

Thursday Links: Your Friend's Hot Mom, Broken Wrist Blues, DORO is Breaking the Law, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Hardbodies Gisele and Kelly Ryan

If your friend's mom doesn't get off your car hood soon you may have to teach her a lesson:



This MILF on a car was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with your friend's hot mom.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Honestly, when you see a clip begin with a guy running up a ramp of milk crates...




You know within SECONDS that it's not going to end well.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)



Ginger Spice Shows off Her Big Boobs (it's not like she never POSED NUDE FOR VIDEOS before, you know)



Jamie Lynn is just jaw-dropping gorgeous (glam0ur)



25 random MLB trade thoughts and predictions (Scores Report)



4 Bad Reactions To Getting Fired



Madison Scott has a Fountain shooting up her butt crack (Daily Niner)



Hip Hop Tattoo Fail



The Laker Girls Held Auditions (Epic Carnival)



Why Everyone in Oklahoma is Fat (atom)



OJ Simpson's Cellmate Hates Him (Joack and Balls)



Pennsylvania lady loves roller coasters way too much (Blog Of Hilarity)



25 Extremely Rare Star Wars Photos (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

This is Fitness Model Kelly Ryan:



Her muscles are so huge, her clothes simply won't fit. That's her story and she's sticking to it.

From boobs, we move to bands...German ones, specifically...with DORO:



Doro Pesch singing "Breaking The Law" by JUDAS PRIEST. RAWK.

Aaaand back to boobies, here's Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips:



Admit it. You Love Gisele... and so does her vibrator.

As long as we're on the subject, Xesca, Jesse J, Tori and Coco from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their asses to 'Work That Body' by LIL HAZE:







COCO IS BLOWING YOU A KISS! CLICK IT!!

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:



FOUNDRY CAMS: Work That Body

Milk Crate Climbing Leads To Broken Wrist

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele in a Fishnet Body Stocking

DORO - 'Breaking The Law' LIVE in Germany

Fitness Model Kelly Ryan Strips Naked

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Dirty Nurses Jesse Jo and Tori Rock out to Duff McKagan's LOADED

When our buddy DUFF McKAGAN sent over his new song "Flatline", we thought it would be the perfect opportunity to have some our FOUNDRY CAMS girls dress up in sexy nurse outfits. Jesse Jo and Tori led the charge, and will no doubt have your pulse racing, if not send you into cardiac arrest. Wait, scratch that last part. No dying allowed. Only rubbing and drooling.



CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

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