Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).Holy man, Bat Shit! It's Whip 'em Out Wednesday!!! (and it's COLD as HELL in New York, so hopefully you brought your mittens)Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams (even when it's cold outside they're all good sports). They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so try to refrain from being dickheads. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you were teleconferencing to Tel Aviv about some big business deal? You had your pants off and you were knocking around your ding dong. Just go on and log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see all the girlies!Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Franchise, the hot-as-hell Traci Lords is checking in to talk about her role in Kevin Smith's new movie, Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
Ya know... Traci Lords used to do the porno thing (that was for the three of you out there who DIDN'T know)Also stopping by to promote his new show on
FUSE is our buddy, our pal, our favorite singer from
FOZZY...the one and only
Chris Jericho is stopping by to say 'hi' to Op, Ant, and li'l Jimmy Norton.
New Opie and Anthony Videos: Thanks to the tireless efforts of our own Sam, and the ability of Erock to subject himself to immeasurable amounts of pain for the good of the show, we have some cool new O&A Show Videos to share with you:
Hot Wax Shots For ERock
Big A Holds Up Opie and Anthony
Big A Warns Of A Stampede
Officer Big A Delivers Bad News to Opie and AnthonyHalloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe - THIS WEEK: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now! (and the link IS working now!)(you guys have been doing a GREAT job helping young James Norton sell the hell out of his book...and if you hevent'...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it goes on sale soon. You can PRE-order your copy online now so you have it when it comes out:
CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.
Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.It's JOCKTOBER - Send Us some awful Radio: Hundreds of radio stations across the country engage in this awful tradition known as 'Rocktober'...We call it JOCKTOBER, and we want to hear what radio in YOUR town sounds like. Email Sam with your suggestions and radio station samples... you know, so we can rag on them!Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' fiasco...New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to knock your ding dong around to courtesy of adult starlet Rachel Luv...
RateMyWOW: Rachel Luv
(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you. 
CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars....and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!(Still need a bosom fix, do ya? Well, that's some sense of entitlement you got on you, pally)Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.Now, pay attention very carefully, kids... but down the spoon and the Jar of Mayonnaise, because you're going to send yourself into some kind of shock, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see other things... not mayo:
Elderly Woman falls face-first onto sidewalk
Ashley's Sexy Striptease on Cam
Caught on Video: High School Classroom Knockout
Sarah Michaels Outdoor striptease
83 year-old Congressional Aide Whacks Rival Campaign Staff Member with A CaneThese are some of the social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?
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