Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

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Wednesday Links: This Ain't Happy Days, Large Camper + Puny Alley, Unintentional Rube Goldberg, Jenny McCarthy is Single, Adrianne Curry's Candid Twitter Pics, AVANTASIA & SCORPIONS, Kayden Kross, Victoria Ivanova, Amanda Hanshaw

Oh no they didn't... Wait, yes they did... make an Adult Parody of Happy Days

Yup. and we reviewed it. What's worse is...there's a bunch of these.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Introducing...the Unintentional Rube Goldberg Water Cooler Disaster...


...it's like dominos, only with a lot of office supplies and a MUCH bigger mess to clean up

A large camper + Tiny Alley + Englishman with a tiny brain = BIG mess.


...well, ok... either he had a puny brain or he was VERY optimistic.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jenny McCarthy Is Single (WWTDD)

JESUS... Jim Carey said 'good-bye' to THIS? No way. We don't believe it.


Adrianne Curry is Posting Pics of her Ass On Twitter again (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's take a moment and reflect on all the times Adrianne Curry has shown off her naked body, shall we?

DVD Commentary: The Movie (College Humor)

Shira Jones is Just the Blond for the Job. ANY job (Freakshow Planet)

Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

Shay Laren Is Just Shy of Perfection (Dailyniner)

The Poser's Guide to Music (The Bachelor Guy)

A New York Yankees Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Most Valuable Primate: The Robert Vince Untrue Hollywood Story (UPROXX)

Roxanna Milan is Massaging Her Chest Just Perfectly (z0d)

The HEAVY guide to Pixar Rip-Offs (HEAVY)

MMA Is Not Gay (EGO TV)

Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's attempted in England (FilmDrunk)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Thank you Germany for Kooky mustaches, good beer, bratwurst, SCORPIONS, and power metal band AVANTASIA:

Who, coincidentally, imported Klaus Meine from the SCORPIONS to sing on "Dying for an Angel".

From German bands to Giant racks...

Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised PLAYBOY Girl Victoria Ivanova can't keep her shirt on:

or her bikini, for that matter.

yay. more boobies

There's something a little 'off' about Kayden Kross and that nurse's outfit:

Those garters aren't regulation! See? We knew something wasn't legit.

Busty brunette PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw is looking all kinds of 80's in this photo shoot:

But her boobs are looking anything but... you know, cuz of all the silicone. Wa-hoo.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Monday Links: ATV faceplant into River, Scott Weiland's rough Week, New Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Vanilla Gorilla Update, Mystery Midsection, Kay

How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?



If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...




Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:




If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.

ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)



...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date Timberlake



How to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)



Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)



20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)



Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)



10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)



Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)



Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)



50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)



The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)



Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:



Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa.

...and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:



"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"

From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....

Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:



She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on camera

Spekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...

This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:



Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Tuesday Links: Slowest Game of Russian Chicken, Helloween in Lounge Suits, Naked Snooki Pics, Mike Tyson is Graceful, Release the Kraken!!!

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee! Throw caution to the wind...along with your morals...



Romance, Shmomance... married neglected people need love too!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Two Russian Drivers play the slowest game of chicken...EVER:




What a pointless use of two tons of automobile. Yech...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Prepare to get turned on...who wants naked photos of Snooki? (WWTDD)





Mike Tyson is the least graceful fat guy we know (Drunken Stepfather)



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



GroundHog Day - The Lost Radio Tapes (Gunaxin)



Tyra Lex is all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome... with big boobs (z0d)



Were We Always Assholes? (Heavy?)



Shanda Michelle makes her undies go bye-bye (Daily Niner)



12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream (ForkParty)



Move on ovah... it's Jana Cova! Eh, boooo.. (FreakshowPlanet)



20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven't Aged Well (ManOFest)



Remix: LOST writers need your help (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Metal dudes in black suits? Hells yeah. It's HELLOWEEN. Say what?



Yup. They're not taking themselves too seriously in the video for "Dr. Stein" from Unarmed: Best Of 25th Anniversary which is out now.

Release the Goddamn KRAKEN, bitches! It's the international trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake:



More Sam Worthington. More Kraken, mawfugger.

...and now we say hi to supersexy PLAYBOY hotness Victoria Ivanova:



Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised. Takin' a shower. It's all good, fellers.

Speaking of sexy PLAYBOY bitches, check out Tiffany Ryan and her GI-NORMOUS boobies:



Alabammy-born and all bosoms and hiney. How do you NOT bring this gal home to mom?

Finally, here's beautiful Beth Williams:



She's from a small town in Ohio, and it's the small town girls who are the dirtiest girls Yum Yum give us some o' dat.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Otto In Studio, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Dru Boogie's O&A Remix CD, Jim Norton and Ar

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Audio Online, Dru Boogie's O&A Remix CD, Jim Norton and Artie Lange - Tickets on Sale NOW!

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

It's Tuesdee, everyone... TuesDEE!

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Today on the Opie and Anthony Woodchuck Butt-Pick-A-Thon, we're going to watch paint dry LIVE, on the air! Uncensored! Or not.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site LOAD MY MOUTH (So Not Safe For Work), we were able to add two new pairs of bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of Adult starlets Mandy and Ami Emerson:



RateMyWOW: Mandy

RateMyWOW: Amy Emerson

Christian Bale Meltdown Audio: Actor Christian Bale had a colossal meltdown at his Director of Photography during filming for Terminator: Salvation with co-star Bryce Dallas Howard



Listen to Christian Bale Lose his F-ing mind now!

(hey kids!! look what's on sale NOW!)


CLICK THE PIC, FOOL!

JIM NORTON & ARTIE LANGE: Our own Jimmy Norton and the one and only Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show are doing a show together at the Tower Theater in Upper Darby, PA. TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW - CLICK IT, FOOL!.

(lookee what ELSE is on sale now... FINALLY!)



CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!



You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

(and ummm, as long we're plugging music online, why not ...umm... give this a little ... *cough*...promotion)

The 1997 (and ONLY) release from FOUNDRY is now available for you to download on iTunes!



It took long enough, right? We started this process MONTHS ago, for crying out loud...










CLICK IT, FOOL!... or don't. We're just bragging.

Let's welcome the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

(Mother...tell your children not to watch this clip...)

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Paige, Countess and Silvia sent in some great video. Our friends at CARBON 9 sent in their version of DANZIG's "Mother"... we gave all the girls official FoundryMusic Tees, and what comes next is one HELL of a great video:






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH PAIGE, COUNTESS, and SILVIA make their Mothers Proud

We just drank a case of Monster Energy Drink and updated the MEDIA SECTION with the following:



Hanna Hilton Topless Touching Herself

MR BIG - 'Colorado Bulldog' LIVE at the Roxy In Los Angeles

Shyla Jennings Shows off Her Hot Teen Body

CCTV: NYPD Cops Grab Cash During Raid

Monica Exposes Herself in the Parking Garage

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Performs at NAMM 2009

PLAYBOY's Kait Lane Shows off her 32DD boobs

GI JOE: The Rise Of Cobra - Superbowl Spot

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