Friday Links: Girls Kissing under Mistletoe, Old ladies and Ice Cream, ALICE IN CHAINS live in Italy, Lana Lopez, Michelle Monaghan, Chintia Flowers

This holiday season, hang some mistletoe. you might get lucky and see some girls kissing...

and if you need to find some ladies maybe you get find a few married women who are repressed. There's more of them than you'd think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

After seeing this ad, you will NEVER want to eat ice cream again:

Old ladies trying to be sexy = Never good.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Halle Berry's Ass in black jeans
(Drunken Stepfather)
However... watching HALLE BERRY get bent over and banged isn't too bad either.

Madison Scott in Red...what is that, velvet? Beauuutiful! (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Meggan Mallone has really Massive...Personality...and juciy boobs too (Daily Niner)

Tiger Woods Soul Jam Remix Something (With Leather)

Shay Laren Shouldn't Be allowed to Show her boobs... cuz they're so damn big and juicy. (FreakshowPlanet)

20 Funniest Church Signs Of all Time (ManOFest)

If The Bible Were Magazines (College Humor)

Top 10 NFL Players with Dreads (Gunaxin)

Rascal The World's Ugliest Singing Dog

How To Drop The Kids Off At The Pool (Comedy)

Actual Wedding Reenactment: Kneel Before Zod Or Forever Hold Your Peace (GammaSquad)

The Tiger Woods "Sext" Generator (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This stunning super-hot Latina babe from Twistys is Lana Lopez:

She's playing with her hose... giving a lube job. Puns suck, don't they?

What makes a friendly game of pool A LOT more friendly?

BREAST MASSAGE! Thanks to DDF Babes Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers

From big busts to big bands, it's ALICE IN CHAINS (get your tickets now) live in Milan:

That's "Black Gives Way To Blue" (acoustic version)... Catch ALICE IN CHAINS on tour now!

Our busty blond friend Ember Reigns, who you have seen in several FOUNDRY CAMS videos sent us a new goodie:

Ember is enjoying a lucky lucky lollipop...and she does A LOT more.

Speaking of Ember Reigns, let's promote her shaking ass to MR. BIG one more time:

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

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Screaming Woman on Roller Coaster
Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
ALICE IN CHAINS Black Gives Way To Blue LIVE in Italy
Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers Playing a friendly Game of Pool
Science World: Ice creamy goodness
Lana Lopez Plays With Her Hose

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Thursday Links: Truck gets folded, Subway Car Crash, Rob Zombie Live in NYC, Link Love, Jessica Jaymes, Karina Hart, Angel Dark

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Want to see a bunch of guys fold a Chevy truck in half?

FYI - They weren't TRYING to fold it in half.

This will make you want to ride the subway:

Two subway cars smashing into one another is very very re-assuring.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Eva Mendes Ass in BAD LIEUTENANT
(Drunken Stepfather)
Incidentally... Eva Mendes NAKED = BEST THING EVER!

Amber Jay has a GIANT back tattoo (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jenya and Sabrina are getting all kinds of freaky (Daily Niner)

Tarantino & Talking Dog In Japanese Commercial (FilmDrunk)

The 25 sexiest Victoria’s Secret commercials ever (Guyism)

The History of 'Shark Week' (Heavy)

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene (Dave and Thomas)

Neil Patrick Harris Is Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman (Warming Glow)

Top 25 Largest Douche Bags (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

Super-sexy brunette adult starlet Jessica Jaymes is licking her fingers:

Yeah, we thought she was bulemic, but then we saw the full-length video...sooo nice.

How could you not love Angel Dark dropping her dress on the beach?

Her last name is "Dark"... she's on a WHITE sand beach. Get it? Eh?

From boobies to bands, we now take a look-see at ROB Fuckin' ZOMBIE live in New York Fuckin' City:

Rawk. We're still waiting for that director's cut of Halloween II

and back to boobies (of COURSE)... these are NOT dodgeballs Karina Hart is holding:

...and then Karina Hart makes a vibrator feel very lucky.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Rob Zombie: "Lords Of Salem" LIVE in New York City
Jessica Jaymes Is Finger Licking Good
CCTV: Subway Cars Crash in The Station
Karina Hart Massages Her Huge Boobs
Chevy Truck Gets Folded In Half
Angel Dark on a White Sand Beach

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Wednesday Links: Holiday Humpday Hump-a-thon, Russian Car-Powered Carousel and Tree Hunting, Zakk Wylde shreds in Singapore, Lia 19 and Tori Black

Oh the weather outside is frightful, and it's time to hump your neighbors...

When your neighbors are getting blown, find a ho, find a ho, find a ho... um, yeah.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Leave it to a Russian to apply lawnmower technology to make a playground carousel into a neck-breaking-machine:

Yaaaaay paralysis!

Speaking of Russians, check out this badass Russian tree hunter...sneakily hunting the elusive...tree:

That's a BIIIG bullet, ya know.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Jordan is wearing WAY too much makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

WHO CARES?!?! She made a sex tape that leaked out!

Caz. She's Pasty. But oddly attractive (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Tina Cutrone has a silver bikini on that barely covers her nips (Daily Niner)

Penhouse Pet Jennifer Emerson Shows us her beefy bosoms (Freakshow Planet)

Want to Hear Mickey Rourke Rap? Of COURSE you do! (FilmDrunk)

Tiger Woods FAIL (Dave & Thomas)

'Family Ties' Mom is a Total Lesbian (Warming Glow)

Infographic: Movie Heist Hauls Vs. GDP (Screen Junkies)

Hip Hop's Most Outstanding Tattoos (RealTalkNY)

Failed Front Flip (Break)

13 bouncers use 2 patrons as punching bags behind Jay Z's 40/40 Club in AC (Don Chavez)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans (Dave and Thomas)

War Machine: Armed and Dangerous (Heavy)

Ten Funniest Words In The English Language (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

Oh no! Lia is showering with her clothes on!

Maybe it's intentional? yes, this makes it official. She meant to shower in an evening gown.

and how could you not LOVE Tori Black and her naked hiney?

She's showing us what it's like behind-the-scenes... ok, whatever. take yer clothes off, Tori.

From naked ladies... to something that doesn't rhyme with 'naked ladies'...ZAKK WYLDE rocked a Singapore Prison:

shredding on his new Epiphone Graveyard Disciple... thing looks cumbersome.

and back to boobies (of COURSE)... have you ever seen bosom skills like THIS?

Perhaps this young lady wanted to be a brain surgeon at one point. Then she discovered THIS wonderful boob-bouncing skill.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

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Russian Tree Hunter
Lia 19 Showers in a White Gown
Zakk Wylde Performs at Singapore Prison
Boob Trick: winking Bosoms
Russian Car Powered Carousel
Tori Black Behind The Scenes Photo Shoot

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Tuesday Links: Holiday MILF Party, Skateboard vs. Stairs, DOKKEN reunion in Anaheim, SKID ROW on a Cruise, Lesbian Pillowfight, Public Flashing with Nikki

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Monday Links: Post-Holiday Clean Up, Closet Door vs Young Girl, METALLICA and HOUSE OF LORDS live, New Powerman 5000 video, new FOUNDRY CAMS clip, Milena Petra, Jana Janeckova

As George Carlin once said, you never seem to get laid much on Thanksgiving.

...because all the coats are on the bed. that's why you need to catch your sister-in-law off guard in the kitchen.

Of course if you were too full from dinner... the Dancing Bear wound up getting all the action.

He doesn't give two turds about Thanksgiving.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Closet doors can sense bad entertainment...

Just ask young Channing and her stuffed dog.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Kate Hudson's MILF ass in tight pants (Drunken Stepfather)
...and if that's not enough for you, then take a look at Kate Hudson totally NAKED in these movies.

Veronica and terri become very fast friends (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Ryan and her lucky silver vibrator (Daily Niner)

Haylee Hunter shows off her Hiney (Freakshow Planet)

What Does Your Birthday Say About You? (Top Cultured)

The World’s Strongest Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin (DJMICK)

Activities for a Canadian on the American Thanksgiving (FunnyCrave)

The Crazy Turkey Lady (Manofest)

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey (Comedy)

Top Ten Fictional Ninjas (Gunaxin)

Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 (AskMen)

The Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody (Dave & Thomas)

2012 Olympics Logo Looks Like Lisa Simpson Giving Head? (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This blond hotness is Melina Pitra from Big Brother: Argentina.

..and you know how often those Big Brother girls make sex tapes.

The sexy Czech babe in this clip is Jana Janeckova ...aka Jenny McClain...aka Jenny Jay:

Those all-natural beauties are 36F-sized. Hoo...ray.

From boobies to bands, check out METALLICA, who are on tour now live in Mexico City:

Robert Trujillo and James Hetfield doing "For Whom The Bell Tolls" in front of 50,000 screaming Mexicans.

Anyone remember HOUSE OF LORDS?

That's James Christian...plus a few pounds... live in Paris, France.

And now we turn our heads to our friends in POWERMAN 5000:

...and their new video for "Super Villain"...which we featured in this great FOUNDRY CAMS video

...and from bands back to boobs we're bug-eyed at Natalie Fiore and her 36DDD's:

Too bad she had to talk. That accent is a buzzkill.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

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Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Jana Janeckova Hauls Out Her Huge Boobs
HOUSE OF LORDS: 'Sahara' LIVE in Paris
Melina Pitra from Big Brother Argentina - in A Bikini
METALLICA: 'For Whom The Bell Tolls' LIVE in Mexico City
Stuffed Animal Dog Show Ends Abruptly
FOUNDRY CAMS: 'Next Time Around' with Ember Reigns
POWERMAN 5000: Super Villain - Official Music Video
Natalie Fiore Cleans Her 36DDD's
George Lynch Guitar Tapping
Gianna Michaels Lingerie Montage

Caught On Video: Ohio Robbery Suspect Eats Hold Up Note

Cierra Spice Drops Her Dress

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Thursday Links: Pickup Truck Rollover, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and RIPPER OWENS live, Gianna Michaels, Jelena Jensen, Taylor Vixen, and Christine Mendoza

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Burnouts with your new Dodge Pickup can be fun:

Unless you don't know what the fuck you're doing, and you flip the fucker over.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Eva Longoria nipple slip in a magazine (Drunken Stepfather)

Cindy Velmon is...is...WOWEE. (Daily Niner)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Playboy's Micaela Bartolome is the kind of girl you can take home to mom. If your mom is a porn star. (z0d)

10 completely random (yet great) Top 10 sports lists (Yard Barker)

Heather Carolin has two first names...and two really nice boobies (Freakshow Planet)

Video Guide: How to Make Fun Of Barack Obama (Apoliticus)

20 stupid things to do on the office dry erase board (The Minimum Rage)

The BLT Kama Sutra (Dave & Thomas)

CycleSnatch… because let’s face it… sex sells! (DJMICK)

20 stupid things to do on the office dry erase board (The Minimum Rage)

Important Breaking News: Cats In Wigs! (Warming Glow)

The Best Of The Fake Twitter Accounts (atom)

100 greatest internet videos in 3 minutes (College HUmor)

The 50 best video games of the 2000s (I Heart Chaos)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

This alluring brunette beauty is Taylor Vixen, and she's getting naked.

She's from Texas. Girls from Texas enjoy being naked. So we hear.

Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza objects to her pajamas.

We do too. Off with you, awful pajamas! You're in the way of Christine's boobies.

Tim 'Ripper' Owens, who was in JUDAS PRIEST and ICED EARTH for a while jammed some old-school Priest with Sin City Sinners in Vegas:

Ripper's new disc, Play My Game is out now!

Those wacky talented guys in MR. BIG played "Addicted to that Rush" (among plenty of other songs) in Munich:

The band's new live CD/DVD Back to Budokan comes out later this month.

And back to lots of boobies, Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen get nipple-to-nipple in this nifty video:

Affectionate girls make us feel so warm and fuzzy.

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

MR BIG: 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE in Munich
Taylor Vixen Takes Off Her Red Lingerie
Pickup Truck Burnout Goes Wrong
Christine Mendoza Slips out of her Pajamas
Tim 'Ripper' Owens and Sin City Sinners: 'Living After Midnight' LIVE in Las Vegas
Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen Get Nipple-to-Nipple

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Friday Links: Weekend Affairs and The Dancing Bear, Man walks too close to explosion, Lots of Linkage, MR BIG and MEGADETH live, Big Boob fest with Rachel Aldana, Gianna Michaels, and Annie Swanson

The end of the week is upon us and you have some hotel reservations to make don't you?

Your married friend isn't going to have an affair all alone... so engage in some deviant adulterous behavior...make your cronies proud.

..and if you think that cute girl you were thinking of asking out is going to sit at home alone think again, bub.

she'll be busy getting bent over by the Dancing bear...if you don't act first.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This guy is walking WAY too close to a car that's about to explode:

Do cars catch fire all the time in Brazil? Jesus, dude...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Kim Kardashian jogging... sort of (Drunken Stepfather) ...and Kim Kardashian having sex on video...with Ray J

Renae Cruz has Bright Red Lips...and oh yeah, she's naked too (Daily Niner)

Looks That Kill: Beautiful women that kick Ass (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star is playing Naked Pool (z0d)

Hunter S. Thompson's Angry letter to the Rum Diary Studio (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela is very interested in her vagina (Freakshow Planet)

Michael Jordan Is a Jerk - And I'm Thankful For That (Ask Men)

7 Amazing Videos of Bullies Getting One Punched (Funnycrave)

5 Tips for Properly Vandalizing an Athlete's Property (Sports Pickle)

The Masturbating Gunman Arrives (Dave and Thomas)

If Car Family Decals Told the Truth (atom)

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911 (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Buxom British babe Rachel Aldana is having issues with her sweater:

It's too tight and it's holding in her sweater meat. Can you help her take that clunky thing off?

Speaking of ladies with large boobs... Gianna Michaels is having trouble keeping hers in that dress:

It's a good thing Gianna doesn't keep it on for long...

Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan from MR BIG rock the dual-neck guitar solo:

They're in BUDOKAN, bitches!

Dave Mustaine and his boys in MEGADETH blew the roof off Jimmy Fallon's show:

OK, well the roof stayed on... but MEGADETH is playing many other venues where the roof could feasibly get blown off

Aaaand back to the boobs with Annie Swanson who can barely keep her 36EE boobs in her shirt:

Thank God for girls like Annie who enjoy dressing rooms without doors... and having sex with other women.

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Annie Swanson Topless in the Dressing Room
MEGADETH - 'Head Crusher' LIVE on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Rachel Aldana Peels Off Her Pink Sweater
Man Walks Too Close To Exploding Van
Gianna Michaels stuffed inside a Tight Black Dress
MR BIG - Paul Gilbert & Billy Sheehan Guitar Solo LIVE at Budokan

 

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