Friday Opie and Anthony links: Bob Kelly, Jeffrey Ross, DL Hughley, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton at the Viper Room, Goodbye Cleveland and Boston

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Sweet Jumpin' Jesus! It's Friday! We made it!!! *burts into hysterical laughter*.

This morning on the Opie and Anthony Butt Plug Factory, we once again find ourselves without Jim Norton. He's out in Los Angeles at the Viper Room with Jim Florentine... having fun...While we get to hang out with...Bob Kelly (juuust kidding. Love ya Bawb!).

Also hanging with the radio POgram this morning is our buddy Jeffrey Ross, who will be at Caroline's in New York City all weekend.

We're also going to be paid a visit by our buddy DL Hughley, whose CNN show D.L. Hughley Breaks the News airs this weekend.

DL also has some comedy gigs coming up... Get your DL Hughley Tickets NOW!

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Turn on Your Paltalk, kids! Remember, kids... if you want to see any of these impressive famous people... or even Bob Kelly... just Turn On Your Paltalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to see what's going on. Of course, if you're anything like us, you'll be staring at the lovely Ladies Of Paltalk, whose bosoms are always overflowing like the happy in our shorts (what?!?!?!)

(as long as we're trying to be funny, and failing, let's plug Jimmy's stuff...because you know he's a funny li'l fokker)

New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song:



Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2)

(aaaand continuing on the old meat bosoms trail, we show you THIS...)

Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, as well as Atlantic City in January... and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to a lovely female fan, who isn't promoting or selling a GODDAMN thing... we have some wonderful new boobies to share with you!




RateMyWOW: Holy Heavy Hangers!!!

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's hammer a nail through a board with our boners while watching this clip)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

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Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Ashlynn Brooke Gets Naked On The Balcony

Fred Durst's Awful Guitar Solo for 'Nevermind' - LIVE

Denise Milani in a Bikini at the Beach

Wim de Bie - 'i Want To F**k You'

Roselyn Sanchez Gives Head To A Banana

Angry Woman Vs. Tow Truck Driver

Vanessa Flashes Her Boobs In Public

Wunder Boner Commercial - featuring Mike Rowe Voiceover

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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, DL Hughley, POvember Continues, Master Po Video for your Editing Pleasure, New Videos Online

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Great Googly Moogly! It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! It's also POVEMBER! (All month long, ladies!) For the whole month, we conitune to honor Master Po, and his trenchcoat-wearing silliness. Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Luther Vandross impression (you know... cuz Po likes to sing along)... then play with broom handles and pretend they're samurai swords in honor of Master Po.

Our buddy our pal DL Hughley will be stopping by the show today promoting his comedy tour (click for tickets!), as well as his DVD Unapologetic - On sale now!

Remember, if you want to see ANY of the in-studio goodness LIVE at it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE.

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:

1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is Master Po - "O&A Party Rock"

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

EDIT YOUR OWN MASTER PO VIDEO: In honor of POvember, we have some untagged, raw video of Master Po doing his Kung-Fu thing against a white background. Feel free to grab, convert, and edit this footage to your heart's content:


Master Po: Star Wars Kid - For Editing

Thanks to Sam, we have new footage of Master Po teaching Erock how to exercise:



Master Po and Erock Get Physical

Just so you're up to speed, in addition to WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show will not be returning to 105.9 FM WCKG in Chicago or Buzz 103.1 WPBZ in West Palm Beach. The good news is that YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

And now for some NEW hotness...

(Check out what the lovely Alicia is wearing!)

While we're drooling over FOUNDRY CAMS chicks, check out the new video that LUX sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

There's a whole bunch of beefy goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Christine Mendoza in a Tiny Black Thong

Ashley Gives Up The Goods In A Black Thong

Katie Price and Peter Andre Perform 'A Whole New World' - Real Voices Included

Zakk Wylde Performs with His High School Band ZYRIS

Daryl Hannah Striptease from 'Dancing At The Blue Iguana'

Double-Jointed Kid Shows Off

Hot Blonde In A Skin Tight Pink Dress

Paz Vega Striptease from 'Sex and Lucia'

Sex Madness - 1938 Exploitation Film

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:





Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

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