Your Mom in a bikini contest, Egyptian Kids TV, Big Ass In a Bikini, STRYPER does SABBATH, Ridiculous Guitar Solo of the Day, New FOUNDRY CAMS, new VIOLET video, New Jennifer White

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Sexy Valentine's Day, Arrogant Biker, New WHITESNAKE and FOO FIGHTERS, Old VINNIE VINCENT, Angie Savage in a TuTu

To hell with Valentine's Day... we just found out that it's Mistress Day!:

What a wonderful concept! Now go get yourself a mistress. Or wait until next year, Chesterfield.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Mee the world's most arrogant biker and the world's most irritated police officer:

How the HELL is going to talk his way out of this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Say, whose massive cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



101 Singles with 101 Great Date Ideas -- Proof that all the good ones aren't taken (How About We)

Nessa is Nice and Nekkid (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Valentine's Day Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Lynn is Just Awesome (z0d)

Jaime Michelle is Jammed into a tight outfit...just barely an outfit (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Grammys? Shmammmies! Who needs 'em when you have a new WHITESNAKE video:

Is it just us, or does David Coverdale look more and more like an old lady?

Speaking of videos, FOO FIGHTERS recruited God, err... Lemmy from MOTORHEAD... for their latest old-school-looking video:

Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God? HA! trick question. Lemmy IS God!

and just because we LOOOOOVE tooling on Vinnie Vincent, here's an extended Vinnie solo from March, 1984:

Apparently, one of Vinnie's most wonderful (sarcasm intended) was his inability to stop soloing during his time with KISS. Paul Stanley used to get majorly pissed off.

as long as we're talking about KISS, check out what CURRENT guitarist Tommy Thayer was doing in Las Vegas with STEEL PANTHER:

Oddly enough, he was playing "Lick it Up", which was released during the Vinnie Vincent era of KISS. Of COURSE we worked Vinnie in AGAIN. Why WOULDN'T we?

From big-ass bands, we saunter over to blondes with big asses:

Check out the outfit that Angie Savage is wearing:

Pigtails? Pink tutu and a leather corset? Perhaps she's dressing that way specifically so she can get rid of that oddball outfit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

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New Years Speculation? Girl vs. Bike Ramp, Mystery Bikini Arse, George Lynch In Alaska, OZZY does Vogue, September Carrino, Brandy Robbins and their obnoxiously huge cans

Another year, another batch of strangeness for you to enjoy... another photo of Lindsay Lohan...

What does this link have to do with Lindsay Lohan? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing. Well, She's deviant. We're deviant. We endorse deviant behavior. That's about it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Well, at least she was wearing a helmet when she plowed broadside into that bike ramp:

...and WHY anyone would want to jump a mountain bike off a pier is beyond our comprehension.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

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A surprisingly shapely arse in a bikini. Whose could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

the polygamist bit isn't convincing she blew her boyfriend on filmK... that's not giving too much away, is it?

Kelly Maines is mainly topless in this photo set (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Barbara Moore is More naked by the ppol = More Gooder (z0d)

Dylan Rider is sexy enough to want to Ride...her... get it? (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

He's GEORGE LYNCH and he plays guitar better than you and everyone who looks like you:

And from the sounds of it, he's probably not getting back together with DOKKEN anytime soon.

It looks like OZZY OSBOURNE picked up on MADONNA's Vogue move about 20 years too late:

Just watch the first few minutes of the clip; you'll understand.

Lemmy Kilmister and Phil Campbell of MOTORHEAD and their respective face bumps joined CAMP FREDDY on stage at The Roxy in Hollywood:

Lemmy's not rich, but he IS famous. Infamous, even... whether or not he's happy with that is another story.

Should all boobies be forgot... wait, no... scratch that...

Brandy Robbins has 30G-sized funbags and she's doing what any woman with boobs that big SHOULD be doing:

She's rolling around in suds. Any arguments? No? Didn't think so.

As long as we're ogling abnormally-huge bosoms, take a look at September Carrino and her HH-cup Hooters, and the HH stands for "Holy Hell those boobs are Huge":

That red sweater is the luckiest piece of fabric... EVER.

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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R.I.P. Greg Giraldo and Tony Curtis, How Not to win Portuguese Idol, BUSH is back, SOUNDGARDEN too, VINCE NEIL and ANTHRAX are still alive, Hustler's AVATAR parody, Carmen Kees, Michelle Monaghan

Hey-O! Call down to front desk and have them send up an army of maids:

This is the 'before' shot... the 'After' shot was filled with a few very sloppy married people. Adultery + Hotel Room = Time for Maids.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Rest in Peace, buddy. We'll miss you:

Greg Giraldo. Dead at 44.

You want to impress the judges on Portuguese Idol?:

You might want to re-think belting out that TRIVIUM song.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Top 5 Female Tony Curtis Conquests (R.I.P. sir) (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

KRACKOON. A raccoon on crack. Duh. (HEAVY)

Recipes For Success #8 – Giving Back (FunnyCrave)

Oh her name's Amanda Corey...she's kinda... um, uh...wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)

Best Cheerleader Pics from NFL's Week 3 (Scores Report)

the 50 Hottest German Women (BroBible)

When the mood hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie...Alexis Amore... heh, get it? (z0d)

How To Beat up Bigfoot (Maxim)

Andi San Dimas has her whole hand in her...whoa. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Alterna-grunge sex symbol Gavin Rossdale has re-formed BUSH:

...and apparently A LOT of people care about it.

Speaking of Grunge, SOUNDGARDEN played on a replica of the CBGB stage at the Paramount Studios back-lot in Los Angeles:

It was for the GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock release party. Hey Activision! Back up the BRINKS truck!

Kicking it back a decade, our pal VINCE NEIL tried tearing through one of MOTLEY CRUE's classic songs:

But the audience mostly heard clicking and buzzing noises. See, cuz Vince's voice is shot. Umm, yeah.

Hey... why not forget about that lame attempt at wit and pick up Vince Neil's new book?

What do people in New Orleans love more than throwing up on Bourbon Street? ANTHRAX! (uh, the band...not the white powder):

We'll always wonder what the hell that thing is on Joey Belladonna's head. It's not hair. It's some kind of feather configuration.

From thrash to ...umm...something that rhymes with 'thrash'

Those wonderful folks at HUSTLER bring us This Ain't AVATAR XXX:

Who needs expensive CGI when you have a set of rubber ears and a shitload of blue paint?

sexy Czech babe Carmen Kees doesn't need much of an excuse to peel off her bikini:

ooh! A Waterfall! Oh...no. here we go again. Someone get her a robe.

Busty young PLAYBOY babe Eve Jewell is making some office furniture feel very lucky:

Stupid lucky office furniture.

So, you like breast meat, do you Doc? Michelle Monaghan has a whole lot of it for you:

She left her dress a little...eh, "Open".

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Wheelchair dancing, Biker Crash Caught on Video, Mystery Ass, bloated shirtless GREAT WHITE singer, Dave Mustaine plays Guitar Hero, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Lia19 Skinny Dipping, Jasmine Black and Rye get very friendly

If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:

Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...

Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.

What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?

You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!

Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)

Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)

Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)

Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)

The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)

Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)

How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!

You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.

How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?

If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.

From Rock to Racks...per usual....

What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?

If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.

the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:

but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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