Your Mom in a bikini contest, Egyptian Kids TV, Big Ass In a Bikini, STRYPER does SABBATH, Ridiculous Guitar Solo of the Day, New FOUNDRY CAMS, new VIOLET video, New Jennifer White

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Holiday affairs, When Otters Attack, Acoustic Gnarls Barkley, Richie Kotzen and Old School Def Leppard, Brea Lynn, Justene Jaro and LOTS of Gisele

Weekend in detention, eh? I'll betcha we can think of a thousand different scandalous acts of adultery you could have been committing with that hot MILF teacher of yours:

So what if she's married? Teachers are at school to help students, and in our opinion, nothing is more effective than a little touchy-feely

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Who knew otters were so vicious?

Evidently not this 19 year-old from Boca Raton, Florida... He got his ass bitten by one pissed-off otter with rabies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston loves showing off that body of hers (Drunken Stepfather)

Does she REALLY? She SURE does. That gal Jennifer LOVES getting naked

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

Tiffany Brookes looks awfully spiffy in a top hat. (FreakShow Planet)

Abbey Brookes is one Penthouse Pet who doesn't mind showing off ALL of her no-no spots at once (z0d)

Robyn TrueLove...probably using a fake name... probably (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

His name is DON ROSS ...and he's a Canadian who can play GNARLS BARKLEY like no one we have ever seen:

One guy. One Guitar. Crazy, right? Right.

What's this? Rainbow shirts & a Drummer with 2 arms?

It's DEF LEPPARD... in 1979.

Why is it that RICHIE KOTZEN never caught on as a pop musician?


Could it be that his last name literally means "Puke" in German? Perhaps...

From amazing musicians, we drift on over to amazing bodies

Busty beautiful, and now blond Brea Lynn is no stranger to taking her shirt off:

Sweaters are so constricting when it comes to diddling, don't you agree? off with you, vile sweater!... and watch the most wonderful video ever.

This scantily-clad bikini babe is Justine Jaro, and she stinks at washing cars:

But we're not entirely sure car-washing was the point of this clip. What says you, eh Chester?

Our buddy Gisele is naked, in the shower, rubbing oil all over herself:

Not to nit-pick, but doesn't the oiling come AFTER the showering? Eh, we dunno. We love Gisele. You should too.

Speaking of Gisele...

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Friday Opie and Anthony links: Bob Kelly, Jeffrey Ross, DL Hughley, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton at the Viper Room, Goodbye Cleveland and Boston

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Sweet Jumpin' Jesus! It's Friday! We made it!!! *burts into hysterical laughter*.

This morning on the Opie and Anthony Butt Plug Factory, we once again find ourselves without Jim Norton. He's out in Los Angeles at the Viper Room with Jim Florentine... having fun...While we get to hang out with...Bob Kelly (juuust kidding. Love ya Bawb!).

Also hanging with the radio POgram this morning is our buddy Jeffrey Ross, who will be at Caroline's in New York City all weekend.

We're also going to be paid a visit by our buddy DL Hughley, whose CNN show D.L. Hughley Breaks the News airs this weekend.

DL also has some comedy gigs coming up... Get your DL Hughley Tickets NOW!

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Turn on Your Paltalk, kids! Remember, kids... if you want to see any of these impressive famous people... or even Bob Kelly... just Turn On Your Paltalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to see what's going on. Of course, if you're anything like us, you'll be staring at the lovely Ladies Of Paltalk, whose bosoms are always overflowing like the happy in our shorts (what?!?!?!)

(as long as we're trying to be funny, and failing, let's plug Jimmy's stuff...because you know he's a funny li'l fokker)

New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song:



Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2)

(aaaand continuing on the old meat bosoms trail, we show you THIS...)

Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, as well as Atlantic City in January... and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to a lovely female fan, who isn't promoting or selling a GODDAMN thing... we have some wonderful new boobies to share with you!




RateMyWOW: Holy Heavy Hangers!!!

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's hammer a nail through a board with our boners while watching this clip)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

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Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Ashlynn Brooke Gets Naked On The Balcony

Fred Durst's Awful Guitar Solo for 'Nevermind' - LIVE

Denise Milani in a Bikini at the Beach

Wim de Bie - 'i Want To F**k You'

Roselyn Sanchez Gives Head To A Banana

Angry Woman Vs. Tow Truck Driver

Vanessa Flashes Her Boobs In Public

Wunder Boner Commercial - featuring Mike Rowe Voiceover

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Happy Birthday Sam!, Cake Farts! New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Opie's Demo Tape, Bringing back the 'Guess Whats In

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's Friday (thank Christ) and the Opie and Anthony POgram would like to wish a healthy and happy birthday to our own Primetime Sam Robots... err, Roberts. And umm, Robert Kelly is back in the house today. Why, you ask? Because he's our buddy, that's why!!! (and he's headlining at Caroline's in Manhattan all weekend, so get your ass off the couch, do that walking thing and go see this funny bastard).

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

CAKE FARTS! Yeah, you read correctly. If you've seen the cake farts video, then you're really not going to want to miss this show, kids!

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

...now let's shift gears rapidly and stare at some boobs!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (and we ain't talking about 'with Jellybeans', if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have ONE new set of boobs for you to drool all over courtesy of newbie Hannah Santana (cool name, right?)...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Hannah Santana

...and what goes better with boobies? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)

The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.

Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?

FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here

...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!

Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Alexis Texas Shows Off Her Asstastic Booty

Skateboard Crash in Mid-Air

Lena Disrobes In Her Room

Fastest Booty Shaker EVER

Elton John and Lily Allen Clash at GQ Awards show - UNCUT

Concert Backflip Goes Horribly Wrong

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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Holy hell it's Thusdee, and the Opie and Anthony POgram has a hell of a show planned today, kids. First off, Robert Kelly is in the house today, and he's headlining at Caroline's in Manhattan all weekend, so get your ass off the couch, do that walking thing and go see this funny bastard.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Also stopping by is Jeff Ross who is going to be on the next Dancing With The Stars.

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here



...now let's shift gears rapidly and stare at some boobs!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (and we ain't talking about 'with Jellybeans', if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have ONE new set of boobs for you to drool all over courtesy of Adult starlet Gabriella Romano...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Gabriella Romano

'Prime Time' Sam Roberts returns from the GOP Convention: Believe it or not, the O&A Show got a little political this year and we sent young Sam out to St Paul, Minnesota to do another edition of "What's the Haps" with all the protestors on the scene outside the Xcel Center. He's back in New York today, getting his (what we're SURE will be amazing) audio edited for air.

...and what goes better with boobies? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)

The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.

Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?

FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here

...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!

Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Hot Blond Babe Puts On Lingerie

Sweet Krissy Lathers Up Her Boobs With Whipped Cream

Angel Dark Rolls Around in The Buff

Denise Milani in a tiny red thong.

DADAGIRI: Esha Gets Slapped By A Contestant - UNCUT

Acoustic Death Metal?

Massive Asteroid Smashes into Earth....and the damage done

Ambulance crashes into SUV - Dashboard Camera

Minnesota Weatherman Tells an Awful Joke

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Animation Fest TONIGHT in NYC - Official Shirts On Sale Now!, Patrice Oneal, Jimmy Justice, New Boobs on RATEMYWOW

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

...and SPEAKING of ANIMATIONS...

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening TONIGHT, June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE.... We have a TON of submissions for the festival (as suspected, they ALL showed up at the last minute), and the competition is looking to be fierce. For those of you who can't make the show on Thursday, we'll have all of the animations online at ANIMATIONFEST.NET (but only AFTER the show is over and it's only live for 48 hours...then the animations will be available on iTunes.

...and it wouldn't be an 'Official O&A Event'...without an 'Official O&A T-shirt' from Brother Elmo, right?

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

The Opie and Anthony Show is hanging with our pal, and one of the Animation Festival judges, Mr. Patrice Oneal today. In addition to his judging duties, Patrice will be performing in Red Bank, NJ with Bob Kelly and Mike DeStefano at the Count Basie Theater on Friday Night. We're also going to be talking to Jimmy Justice, who roams the streets of New York City, looking for parking enforcement cops who are breaking the law.

If you want to SEE any of these fabulous in-studio guests, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can see famous people....as well as the staff comepletely preoccupied by the boobs and hineys of the Paltalk girls, because everyone loves lookin' at boobies and hineys...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of lovely boobies to show you, courtesy of newcomer Rikki:



RateMyWOW:Rikki

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The sexy, seductive SILVIA from FOUNDRY CAMS got one of our STAY COZY Shirts and sent in this great new video....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SILVIA IN ACTION




...If any of those images or videos left you feeling a little... err, 'anxious'... why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that big bowl of Granola (which, incidentally, is loaded with fat, so enjoy that bowl of cheeseburger you're wolfing down), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Jazmin is interviewed before her scene

'Water Running Car Gets 100 Miles To The Ounce

Joanna Bliss and Katarina Big Boob Massage

'Sexy teen In HOOTERS shorts Dances on Webcam

Russian Office Worker Rampage - Caught on Cell Phone Video

Russian Office Worker Rampage - Caught on Security Camera Video

Topless Busty Brunette In A Tiny Thong

Rap Battle Brawl: Math vs. Dose

2 Sexy College Girls Making Out

Reporter Kissed By Boogie Woogie Man on Live TV

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Tito Ortiz, Sean William Scott, Jeffrey Ross, Boobs on Paltalk and RATEMYWOW, Animation Fest

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who, judging from the amount of time they spend NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

The Opie and Anthony Show is packed with vitamins, minerals, and GUESTS today! First off, the one and only Tito Ortiz (watch him kick Steve's formerly fat ass) is on the show promoting his new book This Is Gonna Hurt: The Life of a Mixed Martial Arts Champion. Also on the show is our buddy Seann William Scott, who has a new movie called The Promotion, in which he co-stars with John C. Reilly. Finally, our buddy Jeffrey Ross is coming by to promote his HBO Special taping at the Borgata in Atlantic City this Saturday. Details are on his MySpace page.

If you want to SEE any of these fabulous in-studio guests, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can see famous people....as well as the staff comepletely preoccupied by the boobs and hineys of the Paltalk girls, because everyone loves lookin' at boobies and hineys...

O&A on STONE TEMPLE PILOTS frontman Scott Weiland: Since Opie and Anthony had two occasions in two nights to witness STONE TEMPLE PILOTS live... they also had the opportunity to witness some backstage activity by the band:

O&A describe STONE TEMPLE PILOTS backstage antics



Much thanks to our friends at FMQB, Blabbbermouth and Metal-Sludge for picking up on this audio.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening THIS THURSDAY, June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE.... We have a TON of submissions for the festival (as suspected, they ALL showed up at the last minute), and the competition is looking to be fierce. For those of you who can't make the show on Thursday, we'll have a special place you can go (limited time only) to see the animations online.

...and it wouldn't be an 'Official O&A Event'...without an 'Official O&A T-shirt' from Brother Elmo, right?

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW - They should be on sale soon if they're not listed yet

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.

...speaking of BOOBS and SHIRTS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The sexy, seductive SILVIA from FOUNDRY CAMS got one of our STAY COZY Shirts and sent in this great new video....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SILVIA IN ACTION



STILL need boobies? You're in luck, Chesterfield...Look what WE do now..

FREE NUDE BOOBS ON RATE MY WOW: For the past several years, we have been assembling photos of lovely women who were willing to flash their boobies for the O&A Show (some anonymously...some front-and-center).



Go To RateMyWOW and look at all the FREE NUDE BOOBIES!

...If any of those images left you feeling a little... err, 'anxious'... why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that big bowl of Granola (which, incidentally, is loaded with fat, so enjoy that bowl of cheeseburger you're wolfing down), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Karen Dreams and Her Pearl Lingerie

Tornado Rips through Bank in Iowa - Caught On Security Camera

Hot Booty Shaking On Stage

Indiana Jones theme On Guitar

Amrie Davis Bedroom Photo Shoot

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Friday Links: Animation Festival Tickets On Sale now!, Jim Jeffreies, Jeffrey Ross, New Bob Kelly CD, O&A Podcast, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch the infamous cake-stomping incident - online now!)

Oh Thank God It's Fridee! The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is bringing back Jeffrey Ross today, and we once again welcome back Jim Jeffries to the daily mess, who is playing Caroline's this week in New York City. The jokes will be flying, and hopefully East Side Dave's poo will not be flying (no idea what we're talking about? Go listen to yesterday's show).

Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio...or East Side Dave Throwing Poo, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival are on sale now! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND TICKET LINKS HERE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Speaking of our comedian buddies...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it hits stores on TUESDEE, April 8th
Click the pic to order it now!

...Now, umm...here's something you don't see too often...

The sexy, seductive Brianna Frost (click for her profile) did a faceplant off her in-home stripper pole:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Put down the stack of american cheese slices and go watch the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Anette Dawn Topless in a Baby Blue Track Suit

Lanny Barby In A Tiny Thong and Fishnets

Latina Bikini Babe Dancing

Hot MILFs Working Out In The Park

Busty Milena Velba Striptease

Ricki White Shows Off Her Amazing Booty

Jimi Hendrix Plays "Johnny B. Goode" At Berkeley Community Center in 1970

Miguel Stole Money From Me - By Kazz Falcon

Mikhail Youzhny Reacts Poorly to Loss

40,000 Crickets Eat a Head Of Lettuce in One Hour

Mikhail Youzhny Reacts Poorly to Loss

Police Use Taser To Subdue Boca Raton Developer in DUI Case

Gymnast Tumbles into Gymnasium Wall

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Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, Jim Jeffries, Jeffrey Ross, New O&A Videos, Animation Festival, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch the infamous cake-stomping incident - online now!)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram welcomes back our pals comedian Jim Jeffries, who is playing Caroline's this week in New York City. We also welcome back Jeffrey Ross, who is going to be at Governor's out on Long Island tonight. It's going to be the proverbial chuckle hut on today's show, kids.

NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new Opie and Anthony Show videos online:



Jose Canseco visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Floyd 'Money' Mayweather visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival officially has a Venue! Get those animating skills honed and ready to go, because The O&A Animation Festival is going to be at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
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3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many tuna fish sandwiches you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some fishy mayo.

...now, speaking of things that have something to do with tits...check out how poorly we segue into this video...

The sexy, seductive Brianna Frost (click for her profile) did a faceplant off her in-home stripper pole:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!



Still need more boobies? Wow, what a sense of entitlement some people have...

We have this li'l site called Rate My WOW, which is loaded up with boobies. Why not Check out all the latest, greatest, beautiful boobies on RateMyWOW....now!

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::



Catfighting - Part 1

Catfighting - Part 2

Catfighting - Part 3

Steve C. gets his ass kicked by Tito Ortiz

ROTGUT - Gonna Letric Shock OJ

BEST ASS Contestants - Day 3

Holee Crap! Give a look-see and check out all the videos we threw up over in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Anell Lopez, Cherokee, and Olivia O'Lovely - Big Booty Revenge

UK Police Cruiser Speeding To Emergency Call

Melissa Lauren Plays with Gianna's Huge Rack

CCTV - Orlando Officer Pushes Woman Down Stairs At Nightclub

Gymnast Flips Off Balance beam Onto Face

Flower Tucci Shakes Her Ample Bottom

Pink Polka Dot Webcam Booty Dance

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