Wednesday Links: Oblivious Old Woman, Windsor Guard Pukes, Mary Carey's fun-sized bags, Megan Fox ain't a slut, New SLASH and MEGADETH videos

It's Hump Day, kids! find a fancy, refined, married woman...and start HUMPING!



Married women need love too, and you're just the person to give it out!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

Want to see the most OBLIVIOUS old woman on the planet?




The store is being ROBBED. She has no idea.

This guard in front of Windor Palace must have had a rough night:




Projectile vomiting WHILE marching? Well done, old chap!

Mary Carey has obnoxious boobs (Drunken Stepfather)



But who cares...because she really knows how to use them... in her movies... which are not suitable for minors.





Megan Fox says she's not a slut (WWTDD)



However... She really does enjoy playing one in the movies!



Featured Model: Rali Ivanova (Bullz-Eye)



Mindy Main has Massive (fake) Melons (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Nikita Valentin... is very naked...in the woods. Watch out for poison ivy! (z0d)



50 spoilers in 4 minutes (Inside Movies)



Asian Lesbian Babes and a lot of Candy bracelets (Dailyniner)



Forget Beer Pong -- Turtle Racing Is the Newest Bar Trend (Asylum)



20 Horrifyingly Awesome Velvet Paintings (FunnyCrave)



6 Most Memorable REAL WORLD departures (UPROXX)



Our buddy Robert Kelly with Kevin Nealon at the Laugh Factory:





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guest lineup for the new SLASH album is more impressive than this year's Grammy's:



Fucking OZZY OSBOURNE and SLASH, just working out ideas.

The semi-reunited MEGADETH (David Ellefson rejoined on 2/8/2010) kicked off the Rest In Peace 20th Anniversary Tour in Spokane:



That would be Dave Mustaine behind that big red mop of hair.

The lovely, New York-born Ivy Black has a big bottle of baby oil:



and a big-ass hardwood floor. Someone's going to get hurt.

What's the best thing about all the topless beaches in Europe?



Gee, let's think about this...could it be...ALL THE TOPLESS WOMEN?!?! Um, yeah.

Everyone say "howdy" to 20 year-old Czech Beauty KAMI...she must be a cowgirl. You know, cuz of the hat.



Who else wears pink furry cowboy hats? OK, well EXCEPT for pimps in the late 1970s.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, 50 CENT - In Studio, Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Gale - Creator of 'Back To the Future', Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

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Friday Opie and Anthony links: Bob Kelly, Jeffrey Ross, DL Hughley, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton at the Viper Room, Goodbye Cleveland and Boston

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Sweet Jumpin' Jesus! It's Friday! We made it!!! *burts into hysterical laughter*.

This morning on the Opie and Anthony Butt Plug Factory, we once again find ourselves without Jim Norton. He's out in Los Angeles at the Viper Room with Jim Florentine... having fun...While we get to hang out with...Bob Kelly (juuust kidding. Love ya Bawb!).

Also hanging with the radio POgram this morning is our buddy Jeffrey Ross, who will be at Caroline's in New York City all weekend.

We're also going to be paid a visit by our buddy DL Hughley, whose CNN show D.L. Hughley Breaks the News airs this weekend.

DL also has some comedy gigs coming up... Get your DL Hughley Tickets NOW!

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Turn on Your Paltalk, kids! Remember, kids... if you want to see any of these impressive famous people... or even Bob Kelly... just Turn On Your Paltalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to see what's going on. Of course, if you're anything like us, you'll be staring at the lovely Ladies Of Paltalk, whose bosoms are always overflowing like the happy in our shorts (what?!?!?!)

(as long as we're trying to be funny, and failing, let's plug Jimmy's stuff...because you know he's a funny li'l fokker)

New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song:



Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2)

(aaaand continuing on the old meat bosoms trail, we show you THIS...)

Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, as well as Atlantic City in January... and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to a lovely female fan, who isn't promoting or selling a GODDAMN thing... we have some wonderful new boobies to share with you!




RateMyWOW: Holy Heavy Hangers!!!

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's hammer a nail through a board with our boners while watching this clip)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

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Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Ashlynn Brooke Gets Naked On The Balcony

Fred Durst's Awful Guitar Solo for 'Nevermind' - LIVE

Denise Milani in a Bikini at the Beach

Wim de Bie - 'i Want To F**k You'

Roselyn Sanchez Gives Head To A Banana

Angry Woman Vs. Tow Truck Driver

Vanessa Flashes Her Boobs In Public

Wunder Boner Commercial - featuring Mike Rowe Voiceover

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony links: Bob Kelly, Lazlow in studio, New Boobs RateMyWOW, Jim Norton LIVE dates, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, N

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Good morning and happy TuesDEE, everybuddy! For those of you who have chosen to unglue yourselves from from the sofa and tune in to the Opie and Anthony Bitch-Slap-A-Thon, you'll be delighted to know that we have a helluva show coming up for you

On today's POgram, Mr. Opie is still out of town, so our much skinnier friend Robert Kelly is hanging with Jim and Anthony.

Our tech-guru buddy Lazlow is also coming by the show, because the wonderful Grand Theft Auto IV is available for the PC

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

(speaking of our comedian buddies...)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is headed to Virginia this week, and has got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW!), AND shooting his latest edition in the SHE IS HALF MY AGE series, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Anastasia Ivanova and Natalie Di Angelo...



RateMyWOW: Anastasia Ivanova

RateMyWOW: Natalie Di Angelo

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

(and now we'll tell you about some completely unrelated, totally self-serving crap... because we know how much you enjoy it)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Rachel Starr Shows Off Her Amazing Ass

POWERMAN 5000: 'Bombshell' LIVE MONTAGE

Denise Milani and Jamie Hammer spend a Day at the beach

Willy Wonkamix (You Lose Remix)

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Nick DiPaolo, Bob Kelly, New Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, JOC

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Tracheotomy, we'll be chatting with our pal, our buddy, our brother-in-arms Nick DiPaolo, who is playing at The Brokerage in Bellemore, NY this weekend.

We'll also welcome back our once-chubby-but-now-skinny sink-F**king friend, Bob Kelly, who is going to be in Boston this Friday at the Wilbur Theater.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

(Oh hell, as long as we're plugging things... everyone go order JIMMY's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it goes on sale soon. You can PRE-order your copy online now so you have it when it comes out:



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Remember, you can look in on all of these fancy famous people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you in the friggin' room, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... Oy, I'm getting sidetracked again)

It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun to look at)

It's JOCKTOBER - Send Us some awful Radio: Hundreds of radio stations across the country engage in this awful tradition known as 'Rocktober'...We call it JOCKTOBER, and we want to hear what radio in YOUR town sounds like. Email Sam with your suggestions and radio station samples... you know, so we can rag on them!

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE

Halloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!

...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' fiasco...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet LuLu Martinez...



RateMyWOW: Lulu Martinez

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
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3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(While we're on the subject of bosoms, let's check in with our homegirl Hayden!)

The innocent-but-not-very Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video of her almost nekkid, except for the Official F*CK ME Shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE HAYDEN SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Say, how's about for a few minutes you peel yourself away from that box of Snickers Bars, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



First Minute of HUSTLER's Who's Nailin Paylin - starring Lisa Ann

Fire Trucks Collide In St. Louis

Ann Pollar Peels Off Her Daisy Dukes

'Ass Cream Vendor' in El Paso, Texas

Gia Shows off Her Enormous Tongue

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: The Return of Jim Breuer, Bob Saget, Dru Boogie, BOOYAH video, Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's the Friday before a week-long vacation and the Opie and Anthony Show is in high spirits to say the least. First off, we welcome back Jim Breuer with open arms to the show. After his performance at the Traveling Virus, he's rejoining the fray on-air with the crew.

Our old buddy, Mr. Danny Tanner himself...Bob Saget will be calling in to promote his The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, which airs Sunday August 17th at 10pm EST.

Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:



BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen

Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest: It's going down TODAY, and one lucky bastard is going to win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE

...now here's a self-serving and totally unrelated segue....check out this madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

... and look who's WEARING one of these fine shirts...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Angel Cassidy Rolling Around Topless On Her Bed

Pool Prank Gone Wrong

Crane Operator Drops Huge Air Conditioning Unit

Danielle and Her Floating Boobs

Heidi Wheeler Topless Outdoor Photo Shoot

Armed Russian Cop Passes Out On Subway

Petra Shows off Her Natural Pale Bosoms

dboots - The Delusional Rainbow Conspiracy Lady

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Robert Kelly: Cringe comedy with a side of sensitive

Our comedian friend Bob Kelly not only has a new CD/DVD coming out called Just the Tip, but he got himself his very own feature in Plumpers...err, Punchline Magazine, and we just had to draw attention to it.



You'll be mezmerized by passionate quotes like this one, which illustrates Bob's insight into therapy:

"I think all people should be in therapy, actually. You can go to a place one day a week and be completely, 100 percent honest with somebody else, no matter what it is, like you blew a guy for a steak. It doesn’t matter, just to get it out there; then you’re not walking around with secrets."



You read it here, first... Bob Kelly sucks dick for steak.



READ THE FULL INTERVIEW ONLINE NOW



Then click the image of Bob's head (below) and buy 'Just The Tip'

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Doug Stanhope, Lenny Clarke, Dru Boogie, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, The O&A Show NEEDS Interns, New Videos Onli

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony vs. Tippy Tom now!)

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and he's in Denver tonight and Minneapolis this weekend. You can see him LIVE if you get your tickets now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, since Jim Norton in out of town, our pal Robert Kelly is filling in. Because we're coming up on a li'l break, Dru Boogie is in studio playing us in and out of commercials, and Doug Stanhope is also coming back in to hang and plug his Caroline's shows. Finally, Lenny Clarke is going to be stopping by the show to promote his gigs at COMIX this weekend.

Remember, if you want to see any of these important people LIVE, in studio, and then by extension, FEEL better about yourself, because being around important people makes us all feel important, right? (what a load of SHIT)... turn on your PALTALK if you want to see any of the in-studio banter, booger-eating, or boobies (well, those are online anytime if you go to the Opie and Anthony Live room)... or just do what we do and watch couples have morning sex on cam for hours on end.

The Opie and Anthony Show NEEDS INTERNS - Sign Up To be an O&A Intern TODAY! (must get college credit)

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have a GREAT new pair of bosoms to share with you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: CAMILLA RHODES (oofah)

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing Governor Spitzer? SEE THE PHOTOS OF 'KRISTEN' ....aka ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE (thanks ERock)

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!

..and speaking of shirts...

The super-sexy Exotic Lisa from FOUNDRY CAMS is wearing a Stay Cozy Shirt in her new video:







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EXOTIC LISA's NEW VIDEO

The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in MAY (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:


Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn


Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ


1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ


O&A's New Names - by Andrea


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic

Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic


Take your time... and MAIL US THE VIDEO (We need a BIG file if it's going to be shown on a big screen):


The Opie and Anthony Show


Animation Contest

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We got BEEF & CHEESE in the MEDIA SECTION, so get make yourself gassy:



Two Sexy Babes In Bikini Tops and Miniskirts Making Out

Canadian Reporter Flipped By Sled

Dina Meyer Topless Scene from STARSHIP TROOPERS

Killer Whale Knocks Trainer from Tank During Sea World's 'BELIEVE'

Blond Babe in Camouflage Top Shows Off Her HUGE boobs

Ginger The Potty Trained Bobcat

Denise Milani Rolling Around At The Beach

El Paso TV News Vans Drag Racing

LIA 19 and ALISON ANGEL playing on the beach in Maui

Bulgarian Woman on 'Music Idol' sings Mariah Carey's "Ken Lee"

Melissa Dettweller Wrestling vs. Jennifer Martin

Woman Attacks Clerk Over Styrofoam Cup Size

THE INCREDIBLE HULK - Official Trailer

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O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch The Hot Dog Guy Now!)

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The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in April (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:

Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn

Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ

1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ

O&A's New Names - by Andrea


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic

Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic

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Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be touching our private parts, picking our noses, and eating our boogers. So, it's just like any other day. We'll also be talking to our pal Bob Kelly, who is playing Banana's in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey this weekend.

COIN CLEAVAGE CONTEST - SIGN UP NOW! Due to the OVERWHELMING (sarcasm) response to the 'Coin Cleavage' contest, we've had to push back the contest date to March 13th!

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NEW O&A VIDEO ONLINE: Thanks to Sam, we have new video online of those smokin' hot chicks from Ripe TV in studio...and being mortified with a variety of hardcore smut:



VIDEO: The Hot Girls from RIPE TV watch porn with Opie and Anthony

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have a GREAT new pair of bosoms to share with you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: MADISON IVY

..and now we show you this over here...

The lovely Ferrari(click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her in fishnets and a F*CK ME shirt:




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Holy moley, look at what spilled out all over the MEDIA SECTION, like greasy grimy gopher guts:



Long Island Man Bashes Cat To Death

Hot Blond Girl Dancing To Captain Dangerous

Big White Booty In A Red Bikini

TODAY Show Editing Mistake On Winter Storm Segment

Nikki Nova Strips Out of Her Bikini

'You Are All Just Stupid Kids': Mother Bugs Child's Backpack To Spy On Teacher

Powerlifter Ryan Kennelly Attempts 1085 lb Bench Press

Busty Faith Takes A Bubble Bath

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:



Best breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs


WOWing On The TODAY Show

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosom

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

CBS Covers the Voyeurbus Incident - Part 1

CBS Covers The Voyeurbus Incident - Part 2

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