Traffic Stop Gets Nasty, New video from TRAPT, Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con, Paris Hilton Naked AGAIN, New Trailers for TRON and SAW 3D, Rachel Starr, Leanne Crow, and Hayley Marie get Nude

Summer weekend = Say good-bye to your pants! and say HELLO to the trio of lonely married ladies at the beach

Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

want to hitch a ride on the express bus to jail? Punch a Cop in the Face during a routine traffic stop:

Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)

and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.


Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)

Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)

Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)

Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)

Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)

My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)

Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)

8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

The new TRAPT album isn't coming out until October, but the video for "Sound Off" just dropped, and the song is available on iTunes:

Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.

Now, since Comic-Con is going on in San Diego, a glut of new film trailers has hit the web. One of our favorites is hands-down The second TRON: LEGACY Trailer:

Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.

Why does this woman look so worried? She's about to be butchered in the latest edition to the SAW franchise - in 3D, no less:

Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.

From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!

This busty British babe is Leanne Crow...and she's got 34HH-sized boobs:

yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).

Tight and trim adult starlet Rachel Starr has an amazing ass:

It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.

Back to Britain, we take a look at Hayley Marie, who is stripping naked by the stairs:

Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Friday Links: Friday flings and Deviant things, Polish Driver vs. Snowbank, Leif Garrett is a Hooker? Sophie Monk has Camel Toe, Classic KISS Fight, B

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before the big game this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw your safety recalls! In Poland, they have snowbanks!




He's 21. He's Polish. He's speeding. He's Drunk... It's the winningest combination ever

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Sophie Monk is Sporting Some Spectacular Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if you want to see Sophie Monk totally Nude, just click on over here.





Leif Garrett may or may not be a Prostitute (WWTDD)



Super Bowl XLIV Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Jana Jordan is Jaw-Droppingly beautiful. (FreakshowPlanet)



Jimmy Johnson named Spokesperson for ExtenZe (Don Chavez)



Gia Lashay has GINORMOUS bosoms (z0d)



Wes Anderson's SPIDER-MAN (Dave and Thomas)



Angel Kiss... you just can't miss... cuz she's got big boobies (Daily Niner)



If movie directors did the Super Bowl (With Leather)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Ten Badly Behaved Kids (College Humor)



The Lingerie Bowl Preview (Gunaxin)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Paul Stanley calls "Bullshit" on a Gene Simmons groupe story in this 1993 interview with the two KISS founders:



Needless to say, Gene is NOT pleased. We're still laughing.

The trailer for the new BIOSHOCK 2 game is SO frightening...



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

The last reason to watch this Lindsay Marie clip is for her personality...



party because she doesn't have one. Mostly because she's got huge boobs.

Drunk women + guy with camera + nightclub = hours of fun upskirt video:



Especially when you add in a girl like Brianna Love and a LOT of Booze. You're just BEGGING for an orgy to break out.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Holiday Cookies and MILFs, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Courtroom Outburst, Gang Brawl Caught On Video, BIOHAZARD live in Moscow, Lindsay Marie and Capri Anderson are naked.

The neighbor's wife is baking Christmas cookies...

Oddly enough, they're not for your neighbor. Hit that shit, yo! Have a holiday affair!

and if you're too much of a wuss to make a move, then the Dancing Bear will step up to the plate.

He loves cookies...AND he loves your neighbor's wife.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Rhianna Samuel and Lexxis Brown:

RateMyWOW: RHIANNA SAMUEL
RateMyWOW: LEXXIS BROWN

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Normally, handcuffs leg restraints are enough to stop criminals from freaking out in court:

Not this Time.

A minor dispute broke out at night in Santa Monica:

Thankfully, it was resolved peacefully. Oh wait, no. Wrong clip. This was a huge brawl with a lot of screaming black dudes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is Subtle...reeeeal subtle.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Nickol is crawling on a very lucky couch (z0d)

End of Decade Sports Review (Bullz-Eye)

Danielle Richardson Breaks out of her black bikini (Daily Niner)

All Nighter III - Trailer (College Humor)

Kateriny Stankove has a Strange Name... but an Amazing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Tim Tebow Cried for Our Sins [Pic/T-Shirt] (Buster Sports)

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command (Maxim)

Tiger's Caddy Knows 'Nothing' (With Leather)

Snooki Punch: The Back Story (Warming Glow)

'Return Of the Jedi' Could have Been a David Lynch Film (Gamma Squad)

Annoying Asshole To Make Awful Movie (Heavy)

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Help Defeat the Aliens Who Are Here to Destroy Us (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Every time Lindsay Marie speaks or plays the piano, we want to strangle puppies:

Thank GOD she gets naked fast and feels herself up...otherwise we'd be surrounded by dead puppies.

This sexy young brunette is Capri Anderson and she doesn't like tight, constraining glasses:

Needless to say, she pulls them off fast...and that's not ALL she does...WOW.

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick aren't together anymore. BIOHAZARD is back together and touring:

They're doing PANTERA' "Mouth For War" LIVE in Moscow. Rawk.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Dominno Yanks off her Yellow Shirt
Huge Street Fight In Los Angeles
Lindsay Marie is playing the Piano and with Herself
Slaying Suspect Restrained After Courtroom Outburst
Capri Anderson Rips Off Her Red Bra
BIOHAZARD covers PANTERA's Mouth For War LIVE in Moscow

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Friday Links: Drunk Girl Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Chubby Boy Wants His Noodles, Link Love, Steel Panther Acoustic, TAKERS trailer, Jayden Cole, Phoenix Marie

Did you wake up to a drunk girl passed out in your bathroom?

You did? Then you, friend, are on your way to a wonderful weekend filled with adultery.

...and if YOu don't take advantage of the situation....

She'll go right out again and have a helluva time with The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Never get between a young chubby boy and his noodles:

For he will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his noodles.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Did Paris Hilton's Boobs get Bigger?(Drunken Stepfather)
Honestly, When will Paris Hilton Make Another Sex Tape?

Karlie Montana is actually... from Arizona (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Max will have your boners set to 'Max'... umm, yeah (z0d)

Hot Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez wants to lick your...lolly (Freakshow Planet)

A Practical Guide to Enjoying the Jeff Dunham Show (FunnyCrave)

Soccer Player Attacks Laughing Fan Over Red Card (DJMICK)

Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party (Dave and Thomas)

Cougar of the Week: Shannan (Cougar Patrol)

Hot Water Floor Prank (Today's Big Thing)

Remix: Movies By The Numbers (College Humor)

Real Life Demotivational Poster (Top Cultured)

The Ten Greatest Letterman Moments (Gunaxin)

Get your hands on a pair of Estrada sunglasses

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Beautiful adult starlet Jayden Cole can't go two seconds without touching herself.

That's two seconds longer than we would last.

F-ing fantastic Phoenix Marie is feeling herself up for her fella:

Her hubby is a lucky lucky boy.

From babes to bands... we take a look at STEEL PANTHER rocking the acoustic guitars:

His dong is community property... damn radio edits.

Aaaand now we take a left turn and check out the new trailer for TAKERS:

A bunch of rappers and Matt Dillon. Is he in EVERY movie? No, wait. That's Samuel L Jackson.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Jayden Cole Touches Herself On The Stairs
STEEL PANTHER: 'Community Property' LIVE - Acoustic Version
Misty Anderson Pulls Off Her Panties Outdoors
TAKERS - Official Trailer
Erica Campbel Loses her Green Lingerie
Let My Noodles Go! - Chubby Boy Fights For His Noodles
Phoenix Marie Strips Naked and Gives Her Husband some LOVE

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Wednesday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Brazilian Tranny Beating, Aerosmith Live in Hawaii, Phoenix Marie, Jayde Nicole, and Brianna Love

In honor of hump day, why not hump youur neighbor? SO WHAT if he/she is wearing a ring?

This scantily clad woman having an after-sex smoke is brought to you by the people that encourage torrid affairs. They're a proud organization.

Speaking of torrid affairs, The Dancing Bear had your woman last night.

You can't possibly think it takes her THAT long to get gas, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

If you're in Brazil, be sure to keep your tranny on a leash...

you don't want him/her/it/whatever to get loose and attack the neighbors.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

SHAKIRA is starting to let herself go...sorta (Drunken Stepfather)

Nikki Ryan is Naked on the Kitchen Counter. Be sure to disinfect! (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Sarah Ashley seems to have misplaced her lingerie (z0d)

Mandy Lynn totally naked is lookin' Dandy! (Freakshow Planet)

Unfortunately, Everybody's Got A Neighbor Like This (Top Cultured)

Profile of a Comedy Legend: The Wash Me Guy (FunnyCrave)

This is why Japan is Awesome (Dave and Thomas)

The 10 Most Ridiculous Museums (Gunaxin)

New England Patriots Cheerleaders 2009 Halloween Costumes (Don Chavez)

Adventures In Chest Hair Creativity (Yep Yep)

'Where the Wild Things Are' - A Marketing Circle Jerk (FilmDrunk)

Anvils+Black Powder=Flying Awesome (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Busty, blond, asstastic adult starlet Phoenix Marie is getting her hiney oiled up:

Not by us, unfortunately. Manuel Ferrara tags her dumper though lucky bastard.

As long as we're talking quality trim,Jayden Cole is telling her fans how 'explicit' she is:

OK, so it looks tame from the photo above, but trust us... it gets pretty F-ing filthy...quick.

Steven Tyler is back on his feet, and on stage with AEROSMITH who hit the stage for the first time since Sturgis in Hawaii:

Goooood evening, Honolulu... lu..lu...lu.

Aaand back to booty, here's Brianna Love shaking her oiled-up Booty:

That lucky gal gets a hearty but-stuffing afterwards.

The sexy, perky Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

AEROSMITH: 'Sweet Emotion' LIVE in Hawaii
Brianna Love Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
Justine Ezarik Dances In the Apple Store
Tommie Jo Peels Away Her Pink Lingerie
Brazilian Women Beat Down a Tranny
Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
CCTV: Russian Pedestrian Nearly Gets Mashed By Bus
Jayden Cole touches herself in front of her laptop camera

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Friday Links: Groovy Guitars, Guy on Fire, Motorcycle Wipeouts, Naughty Nurses, a Perky Pigtailed Milkmaid, and much more!

We seriously contemplated diving through a plate glass window and grabbing one of these custom guitars ...but we don't like jail, so we think groveling would be better.
PLEASE buy us pointy custom guitars!!! We'll be your bestest friends!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone check out Mikey. He's doing the fire-breathing thing with GASOLINE. Yeah, Mikey's a rocket scientist.

(as long as we're talking injuries, here's an oldie but goodie)

That, folks... is Paul Orritt...seconds before he crashes his bike at the bottom of Bray Hill...click the pic to read more.

(slam on the brakes... put on a drool bib, because we got this going on)

That's Mari Posa and you can bet your bottom dollar that top is NOT staying on.

(she's a pretty little...miiiilkmaid)

Kate from Kate's Playground is in a tight yellow outfit, pigtails, and ... umm... *drooool*

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
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If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Jamie Hammer Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Woman Mauled by Polar Bear at Berlin Zoo
Kate is a Pretty Pigtailed Milkmaid
Paul Orritt Motorcycle Crash During Isle of Man TT Race
Mari Posa Strips Out of her Pink Bra
Mikey + Lighter + Gasoline = Problem

I'M SORRY:

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