Thursday Links: Too-heavy Tweeting, New Music Headlines, Limp Bizkit Live in Lithuania, Creepy Turkish Kid, Jessica Biel Naked

These 150-pound dumbbells were too heavy to lift:

So Tweeted them. That's almost as good, right?

The nice guys at Trailer Trasher thought of 10 ways to make Terminator: Salvation better

It wasn't THAT bad, was it?

You like booze and women, don't you, Chet? well, so does your wife...and LOTS of 'em too. The married kind.

Jesus H. Christalmighty, this robot-fighting-hotness has some amazing bosoms:

This not-even-remotely-subtle photo shoot was brought to you by our pals at drunken stepfather

So... LIMP BIZKIT got back together and is on tour:
Odd, considering Wes Borland said he'd never go back. Money talks. Loud, apparently.

 

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on KISS, DROWNING POOL, JUDAS PRIEST, and more... all in The Latest Music Headlines

Who knew the TODAY Show fucked up so much? Check out The 10 Funniest TODAY show bloopers of All Time
Thanks to our fine friends at Manofest for that li'l list.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What the FUCK is so funny, fatty?

Oh. You're Turkish. Nevermind.

(now THIS is going to sting)

'Scuse me, miss... you might want to, umm... duck?

Yowch. Nice recovery, kiddo.

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you ran out of hand lotion.)

The super-sexy, and super-fit Jessica Biel got naked in POWDER BLUE.

Would you LOOK at the triceps on her? DAYUM.

Folks, Simi can't keep her hands off her boobs.

We would too if she'd let us.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Jessica Canizales Peels Off Her Pink Bikini
Romanian Sideline Reporter Gets Hit With Soccer Ball
Jessica Biel Topless in POWDER BLUE
LIMP BIZKIT: 'Rollin' LIVE in Vilnius
Simi Can't Keep Her Hands Off Her 34Ds
Chubby Turkish Kid With Crazy Laugh

 

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Wednesday Links: Ugly teen-touching teacher, Hot Sluts, Mr T sings, Mr Big Reunites and Records, Lita Ford Returns, Zuzana, September, and Lots of Big Boob Babes

At last...a teen-diddling-teacher (allegedly) who we WOULDN'T want to take advantage of:

Indecent liberties, eh? So that's what they're calling it now.

Holy Shit. Paper Towels are the new Sham-WOW
Thanks to our buds at TastyBooze

 

You like booze and women, don't you, Chet? well, so does your wife...and LOTS of 'em too. The married kind.

Sir... you should NOT be wearing that shirt:

It's just terribly inaccurate, you know.

 

Who wants to see HOT SLUTS??? It's the new series created by: A.D. Miles (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Head Writer)
Thanks to our fine friends at Atom Films for that one.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

That's Mr T at Wrigley field. Trying to sing.

Eh, it's not all that bad. He was Clubber Lang and He was in DC Cab..

(and now four guys who CAN sing...)

Is that new music from MR BIG?:

Billy Sheehan, Paul Gilbert, Eric Martin, and Pat Torpey playing circles around most of today's popular artists.

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're out of tissues.)

This naturally large-breasted beauty is September Carrino and she's hosing down her massive melons.

You never can wash boobs too thoroughly, can you?

Everyone, meet Gina B. and Peaches. They can't keep their hands off one another. At all.

...and we're not about to stop them.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Zuzana Drabinova Displays her Dynamite D-Cups
LITA FORD: 'Kiss Me Deadly' LIVE in Ft Myers, Florida
September Carrino Hoses Down Her Huge Boobs
Man Mows Down Traffic Cop to Avoid Parking Ticket
Gina B. and Peaches Can't Keep their Hands Off Each other
Mr T sings 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' at Wrigley Field
PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Sara Stokes Strips Naked
Anthony Bourdain Falls Off His ATV

 

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At last a teen-diddling teacher (allegedly) who we WOULDN'T want to have sex with

Jessica Bailey Wishnask of Leland, North Carolina looks sleepy...
....and unattractive.

Teacher resigns: Arrested for indecent liberties

Indecent Liberties, eh? That's what we're calling it now?

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