Thursday Links: Too-heavy Tweeting, New Music Headlines, Limp Bizkit Live in Lithuania, Creepy Turkish Kid, Jessica Biel Naked

These 150-pound dumbbells were too heavy to lift:

So Tweeted them. That's almost as good, right?

The nice guys at Trailer Trasher thought of 10 ways to make Terminator: Salvation better

It wasn't THAT bad, was it?

You like booze and women, don't you, Chet? well, so does your wife...and LOTS of 'em too. The married kind.

Jesus H. Christalmighty, this robot-fighting-hotness has some amazing bosoms:

This not-even-remotely-subtle photo shoot was brought to you by our pals at drunken stepfather

So... LIMP BIZKIT got back together and is on tour:
Odd, considering Wes Borland said he'd never go back. Money talks. Loud, apparently.

 

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on KISS, DROWNING POOL, JUDAS PRIEST, and more... all in The Latest Music Headlines

Who knew the TODAY Show fucked up so much? Check out The 10 Funniest TODAY show bloopers of All Time
Thanks to our fine friends at Manofest for that li'l list.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What the FUCK is so funny, fatty?

Oh. You're Turkish. Nevermind.

(now THIS is going to sting)

'Scuse me, miss... you might want to, umm... duck?

Yowch. Nice recovery, kiddo.

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you ran out of hand lotion.)

The super-sexy, and super-fit Jessica Biel got naked in POWDER BLUE.

Would you LOOK at the triceps on her? DAYUM.

Folks, Simi can't keep her hands off her boobs.

We would too if she'd let us.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Jessica Canizales Peels Off Her Pink Bikini
Romanian Sideline Reporter Gets Hit With Soccer Ball
Jessica Biel Topless in POWDER BLUE
LIMP BIZKIT: 'Rollin' LIVE in Vilnius
Simi Can't Keep Her Hands Off Her 34Ds
Chubby Turkish Kid With Crazy Laugh

 

These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?

Posterous: FOUNDRY
Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
NING: FoundryMusic
FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
Vidilife: FoundryMusic (updated daily)
LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

 

Posted via web from foundry's posterous