Oil Tank Explosioin, Sloppy Old Ass, MEGADETH and SLAYER live in Bulgaria, Gemma Massey Nude for the first time, Nikki simms Nude for the Billionth time, Busty Car Wash

Unemployment ain't so bad, you know... Look at all the jobless hotties hanging out at the bar...

Who gives a shit where the boyfriends are... they're not around, so make your move. As far as you're concerned, these gals are SINGLE!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

WHY did the Shell oil worker use his cell phone like a flashlight to look into the tanker?

Maybe he dropped his MENSA pin and he was looking for it. Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOWEE. Someone's Ass Got all sloppy. Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We don't know what she did to ravage herself, but she was a helluva lot hotter as Althea Flynt...and she wasn't that hot


Breanne Benson is doing a half-assed job of covering up her boobs. It's A-OK with us (z0d)

Tori Black is doing this 'Flashdance' thing... only she's showing her vagina (Dailyniner)

Best Death Scenes: Saw Edition (Bullz-Eye)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

In honor of the release of Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria our friends in MEGADETH have put out this clip:

Just like the Pied Piper... led rats through the streets... we something something something something....

Oh yeah. The DAY this goes on sale we're picking it up. No waiting here.

Also in Buglaria were our pals in SLAYER tearing through "Disciple":

Once again, this footage was taken from the Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria release, which we'll be drooling over until it's out in stores.

Sure, what the heck... one more plug won't kill ya.

Metal and MY GOD those boobs are awesome!

What do you do when you got a $100k Rolls Royce and Busty, soapy girls like Leanne and Kelley?:

You put those bitches to work, dammit! and THEN you watch 'em have sex with one another. Duh.

British bombshell Gemma Massey is the kind of girl who isn't used to getting naked... until now. Ooga Booga is this woman smmokin' hot.

Gemma Massey. Naked on camera for the first time EVER. Yaaaaaay!

22 year-old pig-tailed redhead Jayme Langford will make you second guess your dislike of redheads.

Well, she did in our case See, reheads never really did much for us. Till now.

Nikki Simms aka 'Next Door Nikki' and her enormous natural boobs have been an online fixture for years.

And after seeing her in this clip we're officially jealous of the bunk beds. God. Damn.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Little Shark vs Large Man, SODAHEAD Chugs Coke, Jennifer Aniston Topless Again, SLAUGHTER does DIO, New DISTURBED Video, Brianna Love and the Oily Hiney, PLAYBOY's Angel Carson is a Sexy Wife

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

A Large man takes on a Small Shark about 50 miles West of Marco Island in Florida...

Guess who won this little tug-of-War.

And switching gears radically, we shift to the infamous SODAHEAD 13...chugging Coke

He had progeria. He died. We'll miss ya, Sodahead.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston is Going Topless. Again. (WWTDD)

and we have nothing shitty to say, because Jennifer Aniston is holding up well and looks great naked


Katie Perry is Naked In Her New Video (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandy Summers Looks Awesome in ANY Season (Freakshow Planet)

'The Book Of Eli' - DVD Review (Bullz-Eye)

Golden Girls Kick Butt in 'Golden Girls' Action Movie (URLesque)

Porn Stars' Ideas for Father's Day Presents (Asylum)

PLAYBOY's Angela Taylor Can't Keep her hands off herself. We don't blame her (Dailyniner)

Our Virals, Our Selves: The Dark Side of YouTube (UPROXX)

Ashleigh Elizabeth is the most Amazing All-Natural Top Heavy Gal we've seen all day (z0d)

When Congressmen Attack (Dave and Thomas)

What Your Cell Phone Says About You (FunnyCrave)

Want to learn how to mess up the first date so she never comes back? Then check THIS out (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

The new single from DISTURBED (load up yer iPod, dum dum) is online in video form, and FULL of explosions:

And in case you didn't know, DISTURBED is going on tour this summer, so get your tickets and be a few of the Ten Thousand Fists (eh? Get the reference?)

Well hot damn...SLAUGHTER is still around (see? They're on iTunes):

They were just in Syracuse, New York...paying tribute to DIO with their version of "The Last In Line"

and from bands, we migrate over to the ol Boobies and Booty

See this Southern Belle? She's Angel Carson and she's one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:

Angel has 34DDD boobs. That's One seriously lucky husband.

Ass-tastic, booty-rific Brianna Love is oiling up her hiney in preparation for a savage pounding:

and to see the attack on her hiney check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Wednesday Links: Adios Corey Haim, French Women Love Underwear, Rozlyn Papa Video DEBUNKED! Coco's Caboose, Lindsay's Crying, New DEFTONES, AIC LIVE!

Ahh, shit. Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent overdose (who saw THAT coming?):



One down.... One to go. Let's not kill The Guy in the middle though. He's not so bad.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

Never get between 1000 screaming French women and designer underwear:




You might just lose a limb .

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Coco's ridiculous ass is hot to some guys (Drunken Stepfather)



and if you haven't seen this video of her boobs at the beach...you should check that shit out.





Lindsay Lohan is sensitive and her feelings are hurt (WWTDD)



Yeah, uh huh Lindsay Lohan has shown her tits in shitty movies. Grow up, brat.



2010 Fantasy Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Brittany Montague has a sophisticated name...and a stripper's body (FreakshowPlanet)



Which Washed Up VH1 Celebrity Are You? - A Flowchart (FunnyCrave)



Awesome Asian Ass Arielle Lee in a Bikini... kinda (z0d)



Are Giant Squids Conspiring Against Humans? (Asylum)



Oh lord, wontcha buy me...a Nikki Benz (Dailyniner)



Top Ten Fictional Judges (Gunaxin)



The Video Game Bosses' Lament (College Humor)



Real. Working. Hovercraft. (Today's Big Thing)



How Much Money Are NCAA Players Missing Out On? (COED Magazine)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

It's been a while since we heard some new DEFTONES music:



This is the first single from Diamond Eyes... it's called "Rocket Skates" [Download it!].

Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and hit Terminal 5 in NYC:



Their touring in support of their latest disc Black Gives Way To Blue with new singer William DuVall.

Remember the alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape we mentioned yesterday?



Right. We said it was bullshit then, and now we're CONFIRMING IT.

The woman in the video is Lucy Love. The video clip was from Pole Position:Lex POV.



Are we embarrassed that we looked it up? No. All it did was make us look for more Lucy Love clips online which we found. Like the one above.

The short, but busty Erica Campbell might be out of the adult game....



...but we can still admire her body of work... which is scattered around the web in piles.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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Tuesday Links: Drunken Sandwich Stuffing, Death Metal Patsy Cline, Mystery Ta-Tas, Coco's Cans, Vince Neil and KISS are Aging, Stracy Stone & Harmony

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

You ever been SO drunk that you just want to smash your face into a SUBWAY sandwich?




No? well this guy has... wow, what a face.

Did we REALLY need a Death Metal Version of Patsy Cline's "Crazy"?




Well, apparently this chubster DID... So here you go.

WOW. You'll never guess who these boobs belong to (Drunken Stepfather)



hahahaha...we RUINED it for you... because we're pricks.





ICE-T's woman, Nicole 'Coco' Austin has some new photos online (WWTDD)



and since we're all about taking the mystery out of things... take a look at Coco's tits. Subtle, right?



A Chat with the cast of SOUTHLAND (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Vivacious...and very naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Elisabeth King ditches her black lace for something a little ... well, ok...for nothing. (z0d)



Every Hitchcock Cameo Ever (Inside Movies)



Carita Tevez has Tremendous Ta-Tas (Dailyniner)



How To Keep An Idiot Busy (Dave and Thomas)



Erin Andrews to fight voyeurism via dancing with the stars (Don Chavez)



Intelligent Men Are More Sexually Faithful (Asylum)



Awesome Works Of Art Made from Stuff on Your Desk (UPROXX)



The 20 Worst Bootlegs (Heavy)



2 Girls, 1 Cop (atom)



Overcoming the Online Dating "Cold Shoulder" (The Bachelor Guy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

KISS and their wig-tastic wigs made an appearance on Germany's "Wetten, Dass..?" to promote Sonic Boom and their tour:



OK, actually Paul Stanley wears a wig. His hair is short. We've seen it. Gene Simmons wraps a monkey around his head...or something.

The new video for "Tattoos and Tequila" by VINCE NEIL proves that an aging singer can still get skanky drunk tattooed girls:



Vince Neil made another kind of video once...with Janine.

This sexy Czech is Stracy Stone and she's pulling off her sweater:



Showing off her Sweater MEAT. Get it? Sweater meat? Boobs? Get it?

With a name like "Harmony", you figure this gal is easy going, right?



"Easy" could be the biggest understatement of the millenium...Look at what this bitch does to her toys!

Her name was Silvia...and she covered her boobs in whipped cream



...then she got tag-teamed by two guys and got covered in another kind of cream...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Friday Links: Friday flings and Deviant things, Polish Driver vs. Snowbank, Leif Garrett is a Hooker? Sophie Monk has Camel Toe, Classic KISS Fight, B

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before the big game this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw your safety recalls! In Poland, they have snowbanks!




He's 21. He's Polish. He's speeding. He's Drunk... It's the winningest combination ever

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Sophie Monk is Sporting Some Spectacular Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if you want to see Sophie Monk totally Nude, just click on over here.





Leif Garrett may or may not be a Prostitute (WWTDD)



Super Bowl XLIV Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Jana Jordan is Jaw-Droppingly beautiful. (FreakshowPlanet)



Jimmy Johnson named Spokesperson for ExtenZe (Don Chavez)



Gia Lashay has GINORMOUS bosoms (z0d)



Wes Anderson's SPIDER-MAN (Dave and Thomas)



Angel Kiss... you just can't miss... cuz she's got big boobies (Daily Niner)



If movie directors did the Super Bowl (With Leather)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Ten Badly Behaved Kids (College Humor)



The Lingerie Bowl Preview (Gunaxin)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Paul Stanley calls "Bullshit" on a Gene Simmons groupe story in this 1993 interview with the two KISS founders:



Needless to say, Gene is NOT pleased. We're still laughing.

The trailer for the new BIOSHOCK 2 game is SO frightening...



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

The last reason to watch this Lindsay Marie clip is for her personality...



party because she doesn't have one. Mostly because she's got huge boobs.

Drunk women + guy with camera + nightclub = hours of fun upskirt video:



Especially when you add in a girl like Brianna Love and a LOT of Booze. You're just BEGGING for an orgy to break out.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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Tuesday Links: Motorcycle Theft Foiled, KISS rings Closing Bell, Heidi Montag does Yoga, FEAR FACTORY live in Australia, Gisele Gives a Lap Dance, Kar

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