Tuesday Opie and Anthony links: Denis Leary, Dave Attell, Basil T's making the food, Ashley Madison Contest, Jim Norton coming to PA and Atlantic City

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Hey-O, it's Insertion Tuesday! (oh wait, that was yesterday's show... crap. The mind is a terrible thing).

Today on the Opie and Anthony Sphincter Stretch, we'll be chatting it up with our buddy Denis Leary, whose new book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid, is a New York Times Best Seller.

Denis has gigs coming up in '09 - Get Tickets online now!



We'll also be chatting with the one and only Dave Attell, who will be performing at Caroline's December 26-30.

...and of course, we're all getting fat on delicious breakfast, prepared by Executive Chef Steven F. from Basil T's in Tom's River, New Jersey.

(and since we're whoring out comedians, gigs, books, and the like, let's help our mushy pal James Norton...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Allentown, PA on New Year's Eve, and then to the Borgata in Atlantic City in January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(Now here's a totally unrelated Holiday treat for all of you horndogs)

Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.






CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO

Would you PLEASE put down that oversized tin of Christmas Cookies, and pay attention to the MEDIA SECTION...we just added a bunch of new videos, including:



Karen Strips Slowly By The Fireplace

TIME WARP: Slow-Motion Lighters In A Blender

Nadine Velazquez Explains the Internet

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: Battle At The Smithsonian - Trailer

British Babe Lucy Pinder Reads 'War Of The Worlds'

Danny Vaughn (of Tyketto) - "Burning Down Inside" Acoustic LIVE

Louise Glover In A See-Through Bra and Panties

Ken Jennings "What Is A Ho?" on JEOPARDY!

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