Bull jumps into crowd, Kim Kardashian's Ass Eats Chairs, MOTORHEAD in NYC, DUFF and STEVEN ADLER in London, New music from SHAKRA, Dominno, Mandy Dee, Christy Marks, and their Double-D's

When was the last time you saw four asses that weren't in a police lineup? *rimshot*.

Actually, we found a photo of your MILF mother and her friends looking for love in all the wrong places...or the RIGHT ones, if you're on the receiving end. Tell your mom she's got a nice dumper, by the way.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

Why would ANYONE sit in the front row at a rodeo?

Seems only obvious that you'd get sprayed will bull snot and mauled by a bull if you were this close, no? Serves you right, ya redneck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Kim Kardashian's ass eats chairs (Drunken Stepfather)

It wasn't so long ago that... Kim's ass was eating RAY J, if you catch our meaning


Dating Tips from Charlie Sheen (How About We)

Eufrat has a strange-ass (FreakShow Planet)

NFL Scouting Combine Thoughts: Quarterbacks (Scores Report)

Anna Lynn Cruz is Caressing her Cooch... not to put too fine a point on it (z0d)

Liz Ashley is all kinds of pasty-white on the outside, but her insides are all kinds of wonderful (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

There was almost a GUNS 'N ROSES reunion with DUFF McKAGAN and STEVEN ADLER in London:

Now we just have to get AXL and SLASH in a room together...and who are we kidding? That's never gonna happen.

...and look who else was jamming together. If it ain't MOTORHEAD and DORO PESCH...together at last!

Oh who are we kidding? Does anyone really care if Doro showed up? Lemmy on the other hand, is God.

...and what can you say about a band like SHAKRA?

Quite frankly, nothing until this morning, because we never gave a shit. This single pretty much rocks though, so now we care.

From Swedish headbangers to swinging moo-cow udders:

What's better than watching two non-English speakers like Dominno and Mandy Dee making out?

Absolutely nothing. Well, maybe ice cream. Yeah, ice cream is pretty badass.

Is that Christy Marks twirling a baton?

Oh please, like WE know. If she didn't have enormous boobs, she'd be another nameless dope in the endless pile of nameless dopes.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




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Traffic Court Skating, Chuck E Cheese Brawlin, OZZY OSBOURNE hating, DUFF McKAGAN trailer-ing, MARTY FRIEDMAN shredding, Dayna Vendetta and Sofia Saint Stripping

Oh it's a fine day for traffic court and flings of a judicial nature:

We're happy because the judge probably got laid last night... by whom, we don't know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your breath, receding hairline, and attitude in general)

Let it not be said that there isn't drama inside of a Chuck E Cheese

Hell, that's more drama than the Golden Globes and The Academy Awards combined. Stay classy, ladies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your face makes us want to puke...)

Jenna Bentley has stupid fake tits (Drunken Stepfather)

Sabrina Marie has some huge hooters (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2011 Winter TCA Press Tour (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Lizzie are two terribly friendly lingerie-clad lesbians (Dailyniner)

Hannah Harper has a hell of a hiney (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you keep getting passed over for that promotion, dickbag)

OZZY OSBOURNE's new video for "Let It Die" paints the usual bleak picture of the ol' dove-decapitating madman:

Auto-tuned OZZY. Raaaaaaaawk.

DUFF McKAGAN has a new movie trailer to coincide with the release of his new LOADED album:

...New Label. New Record. New Movie. Duff's a mogul.

Have you seen the MARTY FRIEDMAN video for "BAD D.N.A"?

Well there. Now you have.

From heavy bands to heavy hooters, here we go...

Busty blond babe Dayna Vendetta is oiling up her boobs. Why???

She must be trying to force them through something with a narrow opening.

Perky 19 year-old Sofia Saint loves her couch. You know how we know?

BJecause she's getting naked. Naked on the couch. Luckiest. Couch. Ever.



...and that, as they say, is that. Now scram. Somewhere, someone is making more money than you are...

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Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT

and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)

Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.

A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.

Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.

Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!

From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue

Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?

Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.

Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Malaysians on a Motorcycle, New Expendables Trailer, Sandra Bullock is hiding, John Corabi plays Motley Crue Acoustic, Crashdiet thinks it's 1987

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

How many young Malaysians can you fit on a Motorcycle?




If you guessed any less than FIVE... you were WAY off

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Stallone... Willis...Schwarzenegger? All blowing shit up at one time? Well, kinda.




It's the brand-spanking-new trailer for The Expendables.





Sandra Bullock is under that raincoat (WWTDD)



as she SHOULD be, because her husband's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is showing off her tattooed tits and forehead at SoCalGlamourGirls





Khloe Kardashian stuffs her face (Drunken Stepfather)



Aww come ON...why can't you be more of a good egg like your sister Kim?



Gay Politician Arrested, Snared in Straight-Sex Scandal (Asylum)



Angel Dark will have you craving Dark Meat... or at least semi-dark meat (Freakshow Planet)



2010 Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Maya Helena Codina. Three Names. One fantastic Body. (Dailyniner)



Taylor Swift Trampled By Unicorns (Dave and Thomas)



Health Insurance Industry Exploits Loop Holes In all Future Health Care Bills (Apoliticus)



Five of the Hottest Women over 40 (Fork Party)



Irene Richie is Rich with with...uh, boobies. (z0d)



Shocking: The Nissan LEAF Electric Vehicle to Hit the Streets at Around $25K. Or Less. (The Bachelor Guy)



16 strange, awesome Japanese commercials (UPROXX)



Indian baby born with vagina on her forehead (AfroJacks)



IN-N-OUT Burger Prank Revealed (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

JOHN CORABI, who know from MÖTLEY CRUE, The SCREAM, UNION, and RATT went down to Brazil to play a little MÖTLEY CRUE acoustic-style:



"Hooligan's Holiday" never sounded this mellow.

Someone might want to tap the guys from CRASHDÏET on the shoulders and let them know it's not 1987 anymore:



Then again, don't bother. It's more fun to watch them make videos like this one.

OK, so it's a little blurry, but JANE's ADDICTION has enlisted DUFF McKAGAN as their new bass player:



This is iPod video from a birthday party for Perry Ferrell, who just turned 51.

From Metal to mammaries....

Busty blond babe Sandee Westgate is showing off her pearl necklace in this clip, and we mean that very literally:



Don't you worry... her full-length videos are MUCH raunchier... and far less literal.

on the slightly less-top-heavy end of the spectrum...

this is less-chesty Andrea Biel and she can't WAIT to get out of that itchy red lingerie:



we assume it's itchy, because she's on that couch in her birthday suit in no time.

From the professional to the amateur, everyone say 'Hi' to Kayla and her big ass boobs:



She's got a webcam. She's not afraid to use it. Dammit.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Thursday Links: Bus Crash Caught on Video, EXODUS stops show in Venezuela, DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED live, Heather Vandeven, Sandra Romain, Brittany Marie Guzik

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A commuter bus traveling nortbound leaves Holbrook, Masachusetts...

...a car hits it. The End.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

Eating Crushed Glass and Thumbtacks (Make A Dare)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Nicolas Cage Owned a Castle? Come ON. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hail Loren full of Grace... get it? (Daily Niner)

The Best 15 Films based in New York (Bullz-Eye)

Jessi Jade is umm... wow. What was I saying? (z0d)

Super Sexy Digital Desire Babe Veronica Ricci (Freakshow Planet)

Dirty Upper Lip: Celebrating 'staches that are before their time

No Sleep Till Brooklyn (Illuminati)

13 of the best breakdancing Fails of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Do you Tweet After Sex? (The Bachelor Guy)

Courtney Cox Puts On Lingerie Show In Cougar Town (Cougar Patrol)

10 Sports Themed Halloween Costume Ideas For The Slutty Chick In Your Life (NextRound)

That Will Hurt Tomorrow (Dave and Thomas)

Joanna Krupa Mini Skirt Leg Show (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

PENTHOUSE Pet Heather Vandeven has an itchy bikini:

..either that or she just has an insane need to get naked and touch herself.

Booty-tastic adult starlet Sandra Romain is enjoying a leisurely game of pool:

Of course, making out with the cue ball takes the game in a new direction.

From sex-crazed nyphos to crazy Venezuelans, we see EXODUS who had to stop their show in Venezuela:

A bunch of lunatic fans broke through the barricade in front of the stage. Geniuses.

Moving north just a tad, our buddy DUFF McKAGAN played Nottingham with the guys in LOADED:

Do "Free Bird" man! Wait, that's not you, Duff. Sorry.

Sexy South Carolina PLAYBOY hottie Brittany Marie Guzik has a terrible last name:

...but she's got a really great ass, so it works out OK.

The petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED: 'Sleaze Factory' LIVE in England
Heather Vandeven Peels Off Her Yellow Bikini
Caught on Video: MBTA Bus collides with Car in Massachusetts
Sandra Romain Shows off her Booty and Plays Pool Topless
EXODUS stops show in Venezuela after Crowd Topples Barricade
Brittany Marie Guzik PLAYBOY Photo Shoot

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Friday Links: T-Boned Ambulance, Shiny Booty, Music Videos, Music Headlines, More Hotness from around the World

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Driving in Russia looks like fun, doesn't it?.



Yup. That ambulance needed a beating.

(We'll give you ONE guess as to whose enormous ass this is)

Here's a hint...she another C-lister who likes to make sex tapes with her boyfriend.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on DROWNING POOL, RIGGS, LACUNA COIL, ANTHRAX and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, here's something nifty)

It's SALIVA doing their thing LIVE in Maine.



Josey Scott is recuperating from surgery, so the band is off the sNO CORE tour.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This sexy Czech is Markéta Belonohá, and she's wearing a pearl necklace. Seriously. That's not even a cute pun.

This oily young Canadian teen is Paris Pirelli, and we really hope she's got a mop to clean up after this clip.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:





CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO





And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!



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If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Paris Pirelli Covers Herself with Baby Oil In The Kitchen

Caught on Camera: Ambulance gets broadsided in Russian Intersection

PLAYBOY Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Morning Ritual

Amputee MMA Fighter Kyle Maynard Debut in Alabama

Markéta Bělonohá Plays with her Pearl Necklace

Hockey Fan Fellatio During Playoff Game

Danielle Hauls out Her Huge Hooters at the Beach

SALIVA: 'Hunt You Down' LIVE in Maine

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