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Summer weekend = Say good-bye to your pants! and say HELLO to the trio of lonely married ladies at the beach

Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)
want to hitch a ride on the express bus to jail? Punch a Cop in the Face during a routine traffic stop:

Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)
and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.
Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)
Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)
Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)
SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)
Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)
Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)
My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)
Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)
8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)
The new TRAPT album isn't coming out until October, but the video for "Sound Off" just dropped, and the song is available on iTunes:

Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.
Now, since Comic-Con is going on in San Diego, a glut of new film trailers has hit the web. One of our favorites is hands-down The second TRON: LEGACY Trailer:

Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.
Why does this woman look so worried? She's about to be butchered in the latest edition to the SAW franchise - in 3D, no less:

Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.
From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!
This busty British babe is Leanne Crow...and she's got 34HH-sized boobs:

yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).
Tight and trim adult starlet Rachel Starr has an amazing ass:

It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.
Back to Britain, we take a look at Hayley Marie, who is stripping naked by the stairs:

Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:

Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
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Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things

Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?

Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)
Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)
As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...
A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)
Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)
Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)
Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)
Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)
Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)
Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:

Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.
His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!

He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.
From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!
You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):

This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*
Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:

Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.
From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:

only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:

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WooHoo! Weekend! Pants are Officially Optional! Especially if you plan on going out to a club and picking up a few ladies who may/may not be wearing any

Even if they showed up with guys, it's not your problem. It's a free world, and the ladies can go home with you if they want. The statistics on female adultery will blow your mind.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)
Car blows tire, cartwheels across highway in Taiwan, and gets broadsided by the very bus it just passed:

...and the soothing music continues to play in the bus as the carnage unfolds.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Mel Gibson is sensitive... wait, no he isn't (audio link) (WWTDD)
Saaay, whose surgically-enhanced, overly-tanned clam are these panties covering up? (Drunken Stepfather)
C'mon, guess! we promise we won't give away the answer... oh wait, we just did. Oopsie
Italian TV is Good - BOOBS! (Warming Glow)
Playboy's Keylee Parker has Perky Nubs...only really big ones (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)
Israeli Soldiers Get Busted for Dancing to Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK' on Patrol (The One) (URLesque)
Old Spice Guy on Boat Commercial (Todays Big Thing)
Zara is super-psyched about her new sex toy. It's a butt plug (Dailyniner)
Internet Sex Moves: Volume 2 (College Humor)
Sindy has a new Sex Toy, and her hands down her pants...she must have an itch (z0d)
7 Products You Should Never Buy Generic (FunnyCrave)
Twitter Shakes Things Up with California Earthquake (Campus Socialite)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)
The guys in WINGER are still at it (laugh all you want, they still play better than you do) and here they are in New York City:

Performing "Seventeen" for a bunch of 35 year-olds.
Speaking of guys who play better than you, this is JOE STUMP. He shreds like Yngwie, teaches at Berklee, and does "Shred Clinics" like this one in Cincinnati:

...and the sad thing is he may still be living with his parents
From musicians to multi-talented mistresses
You probably have heard of Dutch adult starlet Bobbi Eden (that's what happens when you promise to give out free blow jobs):

This is a scene from BOBBI EDEN EXPOSED - which you can see on demand NOW.
2 women having a conversation in a kitchen, right? WRONG! it's Angelina Valentine and Mya Nichole - seconds before breaking out the sex toys:

This conversation is about all we can show you because the video gets very messy very quickly ...and the clean-up crew is going to need special stuff to get the bodily fluids off those granite counters.
So, you're into large-breasted tattooed girls with no inhibitions? then you should meet Mason Moore... she's about as filthy as they come/cum/whatever:

this clip is from BIG WET ASSES 17..and again, it's abuot all we can show you without the authorities showing up.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:

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THAT's TERRIBLE:(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)So, uhh... if you're going to be doing donuts with your buddy in his cheesy yellow BMW...

Buckle up, or... fall out and get run over.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
These boobs were famous for five minutes (Drunken Stepfather)This is going to be tough...considering the only thing you'll remember are her boobs... and maybe a song.
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair! (no they are NOT) (WWTDD)Also... Angelina Jolie's Boobs are AMAZING (yes they ARE)Top Ten Supercars of the Last Decade (Bullz-Eye)Raylene Richards goes by many names. We just call her 'Bosoms' (FreakshowPlanet)How to Stay Awake for 72 Hours Straight (The Campus Throne)Daisy West sends our Peter North... get it? (z0d)100 pictures of Rachel Reynolds (The Price Is Right/Venus Model & WAG) (Don Chavez)Kagney Linn Karter... 3 names. 2 huge boobs. (Dailyniner)Finally, A Fight In Women's B'Ball (With Leather)The Langugage of Johnny Depp Mash-Up (Moviefone)Obamourage - We Are So Screwed (atom)DIE: HARDLY WORKING (College Humor)30 Pictures of Dogs in Costumes (Banned In Hollywood)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)The guys in TRVIUM released a track exclusively for GOD OF WAR III:

...and that's just a picture of a TV...with GOD OF WAR III on it.Putting KISS in a tiny club in London...

Is like putting 100 wigs in a 5 wig bag. Get it? Wig reference?Who knew you could use fishnets for something other than catching mackerel? Crissy Moran figured it out:

Well, for a minute or so. Then she loses the skirt.Sometimes a gal just has to get free from her itchy bikini...

If your name is Valentina Vaughn then it happens A LOT.Tired of the same old Barbie doll-looking types? Say hi to DORS FELINE.

Busty, British, Tattooed, Multi-colored hair, alterna-rock girl who isn't the least bit shy. For those of you who need something different.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:

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Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).Hey-O, it's Insertion Tuesday! (oh wait, that was yesterday's show... crap. The mind is a terrible thing).Today on the Opie and Anthony Sphincter Stretch, we'll be chatting it up with our buddy Denis Leary, whose new book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid, is a New York Times Best Seller.
Denis has gigs coming up in '09 - Get Tickets online now!
We'll also be chatting with the one and only Dave Attell, who will be performing at Caroline's December 26-30.
...and of course, we're all getting fat on delicious breakfast, prepared by Executive Chef Steven F. from Basil T's in Tom's River, New Jersey. (and since we're whoring out comedians, gigs, books, and the like, let's help our mushy pal James Norton...)Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Allentown, PA on New Year's Eve, and then to the Borgata in Atlantic City in January to do his comedy thing.
...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.
Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':

CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOWNEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.
Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wifeNew Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!

CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!(Now here's a totally unrelated Holiday treat for all of you horndogs)Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.

CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO
Would you PLEASE put down that oversized tin of Christmas Cookies, and pay attention to the MEDIA SECTION...we just added a bunch of new videos, including:
Karen Strips Slowly By The Fireplace
TIME WARP: Slow-Motion Lighters In A Blender
Nadine Velazquez Explains the Internet
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: Battle At The Smithsonian - Trailer
British Babe Lucy Pinder Reads 'War Of The Worlds'
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Louise Glover In A See-Through Bra and Panties
Ken Jennings "What Is A Ho?" on JEOPARDY!These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?
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Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).Argh. Monday. Anyone have aspirin?Good morning guys and gals, as you may already be well-aware,you can download the latest Opie and Anthony Shows from AUDIBLE or iTunes!
Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 12/19/08
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Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 12/15/08 (Patrice Oneal, Taya Parker)Today on the Opie and Anthony Hostage Negotiation, we're welcoming back Rich Vos with open arms, and if you're anywhere near Uncle Vinnies in Point Pleasant, NJ, you're in luck... because he's going to be there on the 26th and 27th.
Our buddy, our pal Nick DiPoaolo will also be joining the POgram to promote his upcoming gigs at Carolines in New York City January 1 - January 4.NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.
Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wifeNew Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!

CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!(Now here's a totally unrelated Holiday treat for all of you horndogs)Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.

CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO
Would you PLEASE put down that oversized tin of Christmas Cookies, and pay attention to the MEDIA SECTION...we just added a bunch of new videos, including:
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS: "Sex Type Thing" LIVE at the KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas
20 Year Old Riley Shows Off Her Perfect Russian Body
Soccer Ball + Face = Crying Bitch
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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).HOLY...CRAP... It's FRIDAY! We made it through another week. Everyone is still alive. It's a miracle.Today on the Opie and Anthony Fellatio-Thon, we're probably going to wind up sifting through more Christmas presents, and deciding which ones to keep, which ones to consume, and which ones to throw at our interns.NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.
Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Radio Page For More information... or you can also try this link on the XM site... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wifeJim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.
...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.
Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':

CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOWNew Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!

CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!(and since we're on the subject of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.

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QUEENSRŸCHE: 'Eyes Of A Stranger' acoustic LIVE in Seattle
Heather Summers In A Fishnet Shirt and Thong
Isabel and Her Enormous Natural Boobs
Italian Senator Giulio Andreotti Goes Deaf during TV Interview
Show Off Wrecks His Mustang
Vida Guerra's Boob and Ass Make-up Guy
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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).Words can not describe how THRILLED we are that it's Thursday. One more day, and it's brain-shutoff time!Today on the O&A Radio Backstabbing, our old buddy, our pal Denis Leary is checking in to promote his book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid, and his signing at the Barnes & Noble in Clifton, NJ tonight at 7:30.
Denis has gigs coming up in '09 - Get Tickets online now!(and since we're whoring out comedian gigs...)Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.
...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.
Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':

CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOWNEW OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEO: Thanks once again to our own Sam, we have a new O&A Show videos for you to gawk at, including:
2008 PENTHOUSE Pet Of the Year Kisses LilyNew Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!

CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!(and since we're on the subject of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER(...and if that clip got you all hot and bothered, and in the mood to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:
Michelle Thorn Plays With Her Amazing Breasts
U.S. Navy Pilot Lands On Carrier Deck
Old School Bouncing Boobies
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