Your old lady is looking, Glass Door vs. Bald Head, Undies at the Oscars, SLAYER in Australia, AARON LEWIS in Connecticut, MEGAN FOX in a jeans commercial... without jeans?

Your marriage might be on the rocks when you find out your old lady is posing photos like this online.

You might want to nip that in the bud or at least start hitting on other women online...you know, tits for tat and all. (yes, I meant to type 'tits')

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

It's just another quiet day in a local jewelry store...

When your day gets interrupted by a glass door you really wish you secured to a cabinet takes out your scalp.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


who was one of a million actresses to wear her underwear to the Oscars? (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint could we give... if you don't think of this one fast, you're going to be furious, amigo


Doing the Math: Here’s How CBS Can Subtract Sheen and Still Come Up With “Two and a Half Men” (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

Alexa Nicole has great ... earrings. Yeah, that's what you're looking at. (z0d)

Jasmine Foxx. No relation to Jaime Foxx... is sitting on the counter sans-undies. We hope someone disinfected those tiles (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

SLAYER are the best bunch of thrash metal old farts E V A R:

This was in Australia over the weekend, and EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt is filling in for Jeff Hanneman, who lost a leg in a folding couch mishap. Umm, that's a lie.

STAIND frontman Aaron Lewis was in Connecticut with a rather large slide guitar player:

Aaron entertained the crowd. Chubster entertained the idea of eating a few chickens.

From Shoe-staring to Bosom-ogling, we bring you the following announcement:

Saaay, is that MEGAN FOX in a commercial for Armani Jeans?

If so, someone might want to tell her it's a jeans commercial. She's not wearing any. Jeans, that is.

If you had Double-D cans like Katerina Hartlova, you'd take a break from cooking to fondle yourself with a carrot.

Don't act like you wouldn't. We know you WOULD. Shut up. You're a liar. You WOULD.

The lovely and sort-of talented Carmella Bing has a whole rack full of sex toys... but she opts for... A Banana??

Sure, why go with the sterilized plastic vibrator when you can shove an aphid-covered Banana up yer butt. Not too many lights on in her attic.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Powerlifter Pukes, Gary Coleman Deathbed Pic is Awful, ARMORED SAINT in Hollywood, New DROWNING POOL video, Polish Rock by BLACK RIVER, Taylor Vixen, Jennie Reid, and Chelsea Rae all show their goodies

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Powerlifter Logan Lacy can hold up 1008 lbs realy well:

He's just not so good at holding down his lunch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The Gary Coleman Photo is Worse than You Thought (WWTDD)


Carmen Electra is Still Kinda hot (Drunken Stepfather)

and now, because we can...let's all oogle Carmen Electra's scantily-clad/naked arse!

PLAYBOY's Crista Nicole is Nice and Naked...in what looks like a church? Sacrilige! (Freakshow Planet)

A Video Chat With Adam Corolla (Bullz-Eye)

Dog Kills Baby (In a Good Way!) (URLesque)

13 Hillariously Ridiculous Movie Posters (Gunaxin)

Asian Playboy Playmate Lesbians... *droool* (Dailyniner)

You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans (Banned In Hollywood)

Ashley Nicole has Two First Names and Multiple Amazing Assets (z0d)

Top 10: Reasons To Ride A Motorcycle, By Marisa Miller (AskMen)

Greece Produces Delightfully Absurd Movie Trailer (FilmDrunk)

Timeline of Tragedy: Barack Obama Appears in the “Whoomp There It Is” Video (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Our buddies in DROWNING POOL look awfully chilly in their new video for 'Turn So Cold':

They'll be on tour all summer as well as on OZZFEST, so Get your tickets now before some other numbnuts does!.

The old farts in ARMORED SAINT are still doing (and encouraging others to do) the "Tribal Dance":

The band's latest disc La Raza shipped in March, and sold 18,000 copies its first week. Not bad for a bunch of old farts.

You've heard Polish jokes, and maybe you've had Polish food...but Polish METAL? Indeed. This is the latest video from BLACK RIVER:

BLACK RIVER is comprised of members (current and former) of DIMMU BORGIR, BEHEMOTH, NEOLITHIC, SOULBURNERS and ROOTWATER.

From Heavy Metal to Heaving Hanging Hooters...

We've become very familiar with chesty young Taylor Vixen as of late:

this clip features Taylor and the luckiest bottle of lotion EVER.

From big'uns to lil'uns...

This is adult starlet Chelsea Rae, one of the hottest women you'll ever see...doing the dumbest dance you'll ever see:

Chelsea is simply prepping her hiney for the ravaging it's about to get in BIG WET ASSES 8 - On Demand Now

We read online that Sexy PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jennie Reid likes to sprinkle diamonds on her corn flakes...why?

Because it makes her dookie sparkle, silly person. Sheesh.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Gary Coleman Died, Luckiest Ukrainian Woman, Kendra's video is all over the Interwebs, Stone Temple Pilots on Kimmel, Jeff Scott Soto Honors DIO, Lisa Ann, Stacy DaSilva, and Tolpess Tennis with Shannon

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Wednesday Links: German Girl Falls, Japanese Manager Apologizes, Sebastian Bach Catches a Bra, Jelena Jensen, Aria Giovanni and Bryci fondle funbags

 

It's almost New Years Eve, kids. You know what THAT means, dontcha?

The likelihood that you'll wind up fooling around with your friend's wasted girlfriend increase drastically.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fake or not, German girl falling off chair = ALWAYS funny:

We're not what you'd call "cultured" so we have no clue what she's saying.

This Japanese restaurant manager is apologizing...endlessly:

We get it. You're sorry. STOP bowing!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your perma-frown isn't making you any friends, buster)

Nicole 'Coco' Austin has a body that is not found in nature
(Drunken Stepfather)

Katy Marie is muy bueno ...that means 'very good' (z0d)

2010 Bikini Model search (Bullz-Eye)

Avery Morgan's boobs are more than a mouthful (Daily Niner)

Wassup! The Adidas Originals Star Wars Collection for 2010 (Dave and Thomas)

London Keyes. Odd Name. Sexy F-ing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Snooki Punch: The Dog Version (Warming Glow)

The Ten Most Surprising Deaths of 2009 (Gunaxin)

'Youth in Revolt': The Rare January Treat? (Inside Movies)

The 25 Funniest Moments In Vandalism History (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your IQ has increased with your ego. Nope. You're STILL an idiot.)

Buxom brunette adult starlet Jelena Jensen is flinging off her black leather bra.

No sense in keeping that oppressive clothing on, right?

Speaking of buxom ladies, ass-tastic Aria Giovanni is fondling her funbags under the Christmas tree:

Some families leave cookies under the XMAS tree. Some like to leave Aria Giovanni

Aging headbanger and middle-aged metalhead Sebastian Bach pulls out the "Big Guns" in Moscow.

...and makes an unintentional bra-catch in the process.

From bands to a busty gal named Brycim we learn the most inefficient way to drink a glass of milk:

You're spilling it, missy! Oh man, someone get a mop.

Ho, Ho, Holy shit! It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap, because we can't remember five seconds ago, let alone five minutes)

Chop Chop! the lonely hot MILF next door is lonely, so spend some time with her, and then curl up in front of the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

SEBASTIAN BACH catches a Bra (unintentionally) on stage in Moscow
Jelena Jensen Breaks free from her Black Leather Bra
Japanese Restaurant Manager Apologizes Endlessly
Aria Giovanni's Topless Christmas
Singing German Girl Falls Off Chair
Bryci Pours milk all over her huge boobs

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Monday Links: Drunk Girls for Christmas, Dummy Road Rage, New ALIENS vs. PREDATOR Game trailer, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES and DANZIG live, Jana Defi, Peach, and Shyla Styles get topless

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