Drunk Girl in Bathroom stall, Bully Cop vs German Tourist, Nuns with Guns, New Bret Michaels video, ANTHRAX is Antisocial, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape, DEATH RACE 2 Trailer, Lotsa Boobies

It's the end of another week and it's time to raid the little black book for all your former hook-ups:

Make some of those former hook-ups current hook-ups. Because if you don't, someone else is going to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

God bless you alcohol for giving us drunk girls tumbling out of bathroom stalls:

Yaaaay Booze. Yaaay Drunk Girls!

a cliche-slinging cop pulls over the world's unluckiest German tourist:

Want to dial it down a few notches cowboy? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Aw shit, we lied...this IS terrible:

NUDE NUNS with BIG GUNS?? (Drunken Stepfather)

oh yeah... its real. we checked.

The 20 Greatest Moments in Breast History (Brobible)

Crystal Klein is a little slice of blond, Austrian heaven (Freakshow Planet)

A Look at the 2011 Ram Laramie Longhorn (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven isn't wearing much...and we're A-OK with that (z0d)

April O'Neil... Oh... Oh... WOW. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our buddy our pal Bret Michaels is on tour constantly (click for tickets), and he just released a video for his new single "Riding Against the Wind"

BRET MICHAELS will make you wish you were an aging rocker with failing health.

Incidentally, the song is off his latest album Custom Built, which is available now

On the opposite end of the rock spectrum, we see our friends in ANTHRAX are going strong on the Jagermeister Fall Music Tour:

If you happen to catch ANTHRAX on tour, ask Joey Belladonna what that thing on his head is.

Let's see what our buddy Ving Rhames is up to, shall we? Oh, look. Nothing. He went and made a DEATH RACE prequel:

Meh. Why not just go check out the original DEATH RACE

From MOVIES...we segue to MAMMARIES! of course

The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape dropped the other day, and it looks a little something like this:

yeah Karissa Shannon is on her way to super-stardom. Uh, sure.

Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Lovely young Victoria Lawson has a filthy mouth, and we don't mean she's got cavities:

Victoria is just the kind of trash-talker you should bring home to meet mother.

Ladies, if you're shaped like Chrissy Marie, then you should consider yourself obligated to wear fishnet lingerie:

after which, you might be compelled to do exactly what Chrissy Marie does next...which ain't exactly grade school material.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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