Drunk Girl in Bathroom stall, Bully Cop vs German Tourist, Nuns with Guns, New Bret Michaels video, ANTHRAX is Antisocial, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape, DEATH RACE 2 Trailer, Lotsa Boobies

It's the end of another week and it's time to raid the little black book for all your former hook-ups:

Make some of those former hook-ups current hook-ups. Because if you don't, someone else is going to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

God bless you alcohol for giving us drunk girls tumbling out of bathroom stalls:

Yaaaay Booze. Yaaay Drunk Girls!

a cliche-slinging cop pulls over the world's unluckiest German tourist:

Want to dial it down a few notches cowboy? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Aw shit, we lied...this IS terrible:

NUDE NUNS with BIG GUNS?? (Drunken Stepfather)

oh yeah... its real. we checked.

The 20 Greatest Moments in Breast History (Brobible)

Crystal Klein is a little slice of blond, Austrian heaven (Freakshow Planet)

A Look at the 2011 Ram Laramie Longhorn (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven isn't wearing much...and we're A-OK with that (z0d)

April O'Neil... Oh... Oh... WOW. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our buddy our pal Bret Michaels is on tour constantly (click for tickets), and he just released a video for his new single "Riding Against the Wind"

BRET MICHAELS will make you wish you were an aging rocker with failing health.

Incidentally, the song is off his latest album Custom Built, which is available now

On the opposite end of the rock spectrum, we see our friends in ANTHRAX are going strong on the Jagermeister Fall Music Tour:

If you happen to catch ANTHRAX on tour, ask Joey Belladonna what that thing on his head is.

Let's see what our buddy Ving Rhames is up to, shall we? Oh, look. Nothing. He went and made a DEATH RACE prequel:

Meh. Why not just go check out the original DEATH RACE

From MOVIES...we segue to MAMMARIES! of course

The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape dropped the other day, and it looks a little something like this:

yeah Karissa Shannon is on her way to super-stardom. Uh, sure.

Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Lovely young Victoria Lawson has a filthy mouth, and we don't mean she's got cavities:

Victoria is just the kind of trash-talker you should bring home to meet mother.

Ladies, if you're shaped like Chrissy Marie, then you should consider yourself obligated to wear fishnet lingerie:

after which, you might be compelled to do exactly what Chrissy Marie does next...which ain't exactly grade school material.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Scooter smacked by car, New & Old Victoria Silvstedt, Mystery Nips, Five Finger Death Punch on Kimmel, Zakk Wylde Wank-tastic Gutiar Playing, Ashlynn Brooke, Robin Andersen

Why did the ancient Egyptians call Wednesday "Hump Day"? probably because of all the mid-day sex the Pharaohs were having... Nice, right? A Pharaoh reference...

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Thanks to the wonder of the dashboard-mounted camera, we get to see another dummy on a scooter get wrecked:

Why would you pull in front of a car THEN hit the brakes? You're gonna need a new scooter, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini (WWTDD)

You know, Victoria was the 1997 Playmate of the Year


Saaaay, who's got the rock hard nips going on? (Drunken Stepfather)

You wouldn't believe it if we told you So we're just gonna give you a hint: Big Forehead, Wednesday Addams, Black Snake M---. Wait. too much again, right?

“True Blood” Gets Naked And Bloody For Rolling Stone (The Frisky)

Erika Mayshawn is just the right amount of cream for our coffee...and probably yours too (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

XBOX Girls Get Revenge (College Humor)

Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2010 vs. Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2007 (BroBible)

ProStars: The Unseen Episodes (Sports Pickle)

The Five-Step Guide to Making Your Room Pop (The Campus Socialite)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Madison Scott Couldn't wait to get out of that bulky pink sun dress (Dailyniner)

Pre Season Football, The 1st Cousin of Non Alcoholic Beer (New York Pudding)

Jessica Hall is Toned, Tan, and ... um, wait.. what were we saying? (z0d)

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children's Cartoons (Asylum)

How Pam Anderson's lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Those cheerful guys in FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH were on Jimmy Kimmel Live playing their cover of "Bad Company"

For a cover song, it's not too shabby.... Download some FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH now, dammit.

Zakk Wylde and BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played The Roxy in Hollywood and of cousrse...

... Zakk did the obligatory masturbatory guitar solo midway through the song, "Fire It Up".

and from metal, we segue into mammaries...

Lovely little Ashlynn Brooke is an Oklahoma-born 'good egg':

Which is just another way of saying she has NO problem flinging her lace lingerie to the floor.

Shapely young Playboy hottie Robin Andersen has no need for pesky clothing:

After a boring-as-watching-grass-grow interview Robin finally gives us something to look at.

Speaking of PLABOY, You remember Victoria Silvstedt, don't you? You SHOULD. We just linked to her a few minutes ago. Sheesh.:

Victoria was Playboy's 1997 Playmate of the Year...and that, friends...is nothing to fling boogers at. She's STILL amazing looking, even at 35.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Drunken Sandwich Stuffing, Death Metal Patsy Cline, Mystery Ta-Tas, Coco's Cans, Vince Neil and KISS are Aging, Stracy Stone & Harmony

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

You ever been SO drunk that you just want to smash your face into a SUBWAY sandwich?




No? well this guy has... wow, what a face.

Did we REALLY need a Death Metal Version of Patsy Cline's "Crazy"?




Well, apparently this chubster DID... So here you go.

WOW. You'll never guess who these boobs belong to (Drunken Stepfather)



hahahaha...we RUINED it for you... because we're pricks.





ICE-T's woman, Nicole 'Coco' Austin has some new photos online (WWTDD)



and since we're all about taking the mystery out of things... take a look at Coco's tits. Subtle, right?



A Chat with the cast of SOUTHLAND (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Vivacious...and very naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Elisabeth King ditches her black lace for something a little ... well, ok...for nothing. (z0d)



Every Hitchcock Cameo Ever (Inside Movies)



Carita Tevez has Tremendous Ta-Tas (Dailyniner)



How To Keep An Idiot Busy (Dave and Thomas)



Erin Andrews to fight voyeurism via dancing with the stars (Don Chavez)



Intelligent Men Are More Sexually Faithful (Asylum)



Awesome Works Of Art Made from Stuff on Your Desk (UPROXX)



The 20 Worst Bootlegs (Heavy)



2 Girls, 1 Cop (atom)



Overcoming the Online Dating "Cold Shoulder" (The Bachelor Guy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

KISS and their wig-tastic wigs made an appearance on Germany's "Wetten, Dass..?" to promote Sonic Boom and their tour:



OK, actually Paul Stanley wears a wig. His hair is short. We've seen it. Gene Simmons wraps a monkey around his head...or something.

The new video for "Tattoos and Tequila" by VINCE NEIL proves that an aging singer can still get skanky drunk tattooed girls:



Vince Neil made another kind of video once...with Janine.

This sexy Czech is Stracy Stone and she's pulling off her sweater:



Showing off her Sweater MEAT. Get it? Sweater meat? Boobs? Get it?

With a name like "Harmony", you figure this gal is easy going, right?



"Easy" could be the biggest understatement of the millenium...Look at what this bitch does to her toys!

Her name was Silvia...and she covered her boobs in whipped cream



...then she got tag-teamed by two guys and got covered in another kind of cream...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



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Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Lots o' Links, Krisztina Sereny, Hot Cougar Arlene Baxter

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.

When simply hitting the target isn't enough... you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

It's for umm... home defense. Yeah, right.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Kate Hudson isn't wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
...and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Dark has very dark hair...but not much of it (Daily Niner)

Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today's Big Thing)

Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

Great 90's Movie Soundtracks: "Pretty Woman"(Ice ICe Babies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

We don't usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

Awful name. Great body. Can't win 'em all.

From babes to bands, let's check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

"Burn it Down" LIVE at the Pavilion.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to sexy PLAYBOY cougar Arlene Baxter:

Listen fellas, how many times do we have to say it? Cougars need the love... especially the well-maintained ones.

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Belt fed Automatic Shotgun
Krisztina Sereny Works Her Biceps and Triceps - Naked
World's Dumbest Arsonist Sets Himself on Fire
Teen Redhead Daggy Jane Plays In Bed
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Burn It Down' LIVE in Texas
Sexy Cougar Arlene Baxter Takes A Bath

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Thursday Links: Biplane crashes after takeoff, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE and DOPE live, Link Love, Veronica Zemanova, Yurizan Beltran and Arianna Sinn

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We happily present reason #1 to NEVER get into a biplane:

Crashing into the tree line 30 seconds after takeoff looks like a real pain in the ass...neck...and everything in between.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Megan Fox has Ill-Fitting Panties(Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course if you CLICK HERE you can see MEGAN FOX NAKED

Bambi and Sandra do some pants-less taste testing (z0d)

The Top 10 Things to Have in you House That Chicks Will Digg (Bullz-Eye)

August is a Gal who we could get with in ANY month (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Kayla Collins is more than Kinda Cute (Freakshow Planet)

Hybrid Yacht Sails 1,000 Green Miles (The Bachelor Guy)

The Last 10 Years in 7 Minutes (Manofest)

Employee Manuals...Probably (College Humor)

User's Guide to Boob Terminology (Holy Taco)

Everything You Don't Know about Whiskey (Made Man)

Left 4 Dead: The retro NES (IHeartChaos)

Top Ten Signs your NFL Team Owner is Nuts

A Review of the Food at a Local Arby's(FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Holy Hell in a Hat Box! Veronika Zemanova is giving a lap dance to a large-breasted lady.

The plot sucks. Just suspend disbelief long enough to get into the virtual lap dance.

It's a boobies car wash with Arianna Sinn:

Those juicy jugs will clean a car better than any Sham WOW rags.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal (That Old Gag)...BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE performed a new song at Sonisphere:

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

and we found a cool clip of our friends in DOPE doing their cover of BILLY IDOL's "Rebel Yell" (decent sound quality, too!):

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to 'Sweet Yurizan' Beltran:

Adios bra! She has no need for your tightness! Her bosoms need to be free!.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

DOPE: "Rebel Yell" LIVE in Minnesota
Veronica Zemanova Virtual Lap Dance
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Performs New Song at Sonisphere Festival
Sweet Yurizan Beltran Busts Out Of Her white Lace Bra
Biplane Crashes Shortly After Takeoff
Arianna Sinn Washes Her Car With Her Boobs

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