MILF loves St Patrick's Day, Drunk girls do too, Batman: Arkham City, Sammy Hagar spills the beans on Eddie, DEF LEPPARD Acoustic, Michael Monroe is Old, New FOUNDRY CAMS

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Drunk Girl in Bathroom stall, Bully Cop vs German Tourist, Nuns with Guns, New Bret Michaels video, ANTHRAX is Antisocial, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape, DEATH RACE 2 Trailer, Lotsa Boobies

It's the end of another week and it's time to raid the little black book for all your former hook-ups:

Make some of those former hook-ups current hook-ups. Because if you don't, someone else is going to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

God bless you alcohol for giving us drunk girls tumbling out of bathroom stalls:

Yaaaay Booze. Yaaay Drunk Girls!

a cliche-slinging cop pulls over the world's unluckiest German tourist:

Want to dial it down a few notches cowboy? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Aw shit, we lied...this IS terrible:

NUDE NUNS with BIG GUNS?? (Drunken Stepfather)

oh yeah... its real. we checked.

The 20 Greatest Moments in Breast History (Brobible)

Crystal Klein is a little slice of blond, Austrian heaven (Freakshow Planet)

A Look at the 2011 Ram Laramie Longhorn (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven isn't wearing much...and we're A-OK with that (z0d)

April O'Neil... Oh... Oh... WOW. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our buddy our pal Bret Michaels is on tour constantly (click for tickets), and he just released a video for his new single "Riding Against the Wind"

BRET MICHAELS will make you wish you were an aging rocker with failing health.

Incidentally, the song is off his latest album Custom Built, which is available now

On the opposite end of the rock spectrum, we see our friends in ANTHRAX are going strong on the Jagermeister Fall Music Tour:

If you happen to catch ANTHRAX on tour, ask Joey Belladonna what that thing on his head is.

Let's see what our buddy Ving Rhames is up to, shall we? Oh, look. Nothing. He went and made a DEATH RACE prequel:

Meh. Why not just go check out the original DEATH RACE

From MOVIES...we segue to MAMMARIES! of course

The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape dropped the other day, and it looks a little something like this:

yeah Karissa Shannon is on her way to super-stardom. Uh, sure.

Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Lovely young Victoria Lawson has a filthy mouth, and we don't mean she's got cavities:

Victoria is just the kind of trash-talker you should bring home to meet mother.

Ladies, if you're shaped like Chrissy Marie, then you should consider yourself obligated to wear fishnet lingerie:

after which, you might be compelled to do exactly what Chrissy Marie does next...which ain't exactly grade school material.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Breanna Busts Out For PRETTY MAIDS

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium" and thanks be to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to those nice Danish guys in PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium", which is also the title track of their latest album:



You can also Download some PRETTY MAIDS at iTunes:


...and that should be it. video, thanks, comb, keys, money, wallet, rubbers, and change...

Whatcha waiting for? GO watch Breanna's video already!

Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Bobbia is on a CRASHDIET

Busty blond babe Bobbia shows off her curvy body and her ripped-to-shreds FoundryMusic T-shirt in her FOUNDRY CAMS debut.

Thanks to CRASHDIET for "Generation Wild".

Thanks to Jon for the editing.



At this point, do you really need to be told what to do? JUST CLICK IT ALREADY!

How about that hiney, eh? Go see more of it LIVE and on cam - right NOW only at FOUNDRY CAMS!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to CRASHDIET for the song "Generation Wild"



You can also get some Crashdïet online at iTunes


*and that, as they say... is that*

FOUNDRY CAMS: Ember Reigns is a Sexy Little Sister

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet. She tailored one of our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to fit her flawless body just right, and didn't keep it on for long though, because she has plenty to show off.

Thanks to SEASONS AFTER for their re-working of "Cry Little Sister" (originally recorded by Gerard Mcmann on the 1987 LOST BOYS Original Motion Picture Soundtrack).
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to SEASONS AFTER for "Cry Little Sister". Get some online at Amazon:


You can also download SEASONS AFTER at iTunes:


You can see Ember Reigns in these other great, mostly-naked FOUNDRY CAMS clips:

Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
FOUNDRY CAMS: Next Time Around With Ember Reigns
FOUNDRY CAMS: Ember Reigns, Violet Erotica, Love Gisele Topless Montage
Ember Reigns Teases In A Tiny Bikini

And last, but certainly not least, Check out MySpace: SEASONS AFTER

FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Strips to SEVENDUST On Her Cam

Carmen, who you have seen in countless classic FOUNDRY CAMS clips, as well as her own site, CamWithCarmen, was sent one of our oversized FoundryMusic shirts, which she promptly sliced up and made into a bikini top.
She shows off her fantastic Latina body while shaking her ass-tastic hiney to "Unraveling" by our friends in SEVENDUST.
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Get some SEVENDUST online at AMAZON:


You can also get some SEVENDUST online at iTunes:


You can see Carmen in some of these other great FOUNDRY CAMS clips:
FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas Compilation
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Rocks Out In Her Teddy Bear Shirt
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen's Beautiful Busty Body
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Shows Off Her F*CK ME SHIRT
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Shows off her amazing body on webcam

Check out The official SEVENDUST site

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Sweet Victoria - Stupid Girl

Why do we love sending our ENORMOUS old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because it never ceases to amaze us what the girls can make with a black T-shirt that's three sizes too big.
Brooke and Sweet Victoria, who you have seen in numerous other videos, have tailored their shirts into a makeshift vest and miniskirt, respectively. Neither outfit stays on very long, because... well, why would it?
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Thanks to Jon for the editing.
...and of course, thanks to Sweet Victoria and Brooke for the eye candy.

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Then, once you've regained some sense of composure head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke and Sweet Victoria 1-on-1 now!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Get some FRAMING HANLEY online at Amazon now:

Or get some FRAMING HANLEY at iTunes:

You can see Sweet Victoria and Brooke in these other FOUNDRY CAMS videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer (w/ LYNCH MOB)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria and Brooke are your 'Addiction' (w/ DOPE and ZAKK WYLDE)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria Rocks Out in her STAY COZY shirt (w/ HADES)

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke has Looks, Licks, and a nice set of... (w/ Rob Balducci)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock Out To HINDER (w/ HINDER)

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Violet Rocks out to Bret Michaels' "Lie To Me"

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Femme Fires it Up with LYNCH MOB

The lovely Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, has returned to flaunt her blond, buxom, BISEXUAL beauty. This time, we have to thank George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB for the music for this fine video.

Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.








CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy



Once you've regained feeling in your legs...Go chat with Femme, who is online LIVE - only at FOUNDRY CAMS



Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946





Get some LYNCH MOB online now at Amazon:







You can also get some LYNCH MOB online via iTunes:






You can also see Femme in these other great videos:

Foundry Cams: Femme Dances in her F*CK ME Shirt

Foundry Cams: Femme Dances for FoundryMusic

Hot ass Webcam Girls Love FoundryMusic

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke has Licks and Looks

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke (one half of twins Brooke & Vikki - who you've seen in this HINDER clip) sent us a finger-licking good video. Rob Balducci sent us a new song "Choke" full of tasty guitar licks. What else could we do but tie them together with a (somewhat) catchy title?

Even if you're not impressed with our vocabulary, you'll certainly be impressed with Brooke's body, which is prominently on display in this amazing video.

Thanks to Jon for the great editing, as usual.






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day.



When you get un-distracted, get over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke LIVE on webcam!


Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946





Get Rob Balducci music online at Amazon:








You can also download Rob Balducci tunes on iTunes:





Rob Balducci - Official Website

MySpace: Rob Balducci





You can also catch Brooke in these videos - online now:

FOUNDRY CAMS: She's a Whooty!

FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock out to HINDER

FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.
POWERMAN 5000 gave us "Do Your Thing" from their latest release Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere. Put them together, and you get an outstanding video.
Thanks to our own Jon for the great editing.

Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

When you've worked up a good froth, get over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Shanelle LIVE on webcam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Get some POWERMAN 5000 online now at Amazon:

You can also grab some POWERMAN 5000 over at iTunes

You can also see Shanelle in these videos:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck the Halls with Lovely Ladies
FOUNDRY CAMS: Shanelle and Cherry Get Wet with TAKING DAWN

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