Russian Cop Vs. Wolves, SLASH does old school GNR, SEBASTIAN BACH does old school SKID ROW, New MURDERDOLLS video, Priya Anjali Rai, Bridgette B, and Leanne Crow show off their goods

Hi ho, Hi ho, Fornacatin' We Will Go... just turn your secrectary into a ho...

A ho, A ho, A ho, A ho if your actual secretary looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal then BONUS! You're going to have a fun day, friend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your clothing keeps increasing, and that's pretty upsetting, dontcha think?)

A Russian police office dove into a suspect's car to evade a pack of wolves (no bullshit):

"License and Registration, madam...OH SHIT! WOLVES!".

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Dylan Ryder and her friend are awfully fond of one another (z0d)

Mariah Madysinn is very proud of her boobs. Look at the way she shows them off! (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you get winded walking from your car to the front door. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday)

Our pal SEBASTIAN BACHmay be an old fart, but he still sings like a young... fart:

He's just an old man gone wild...

Another chumley of ours, the one and only SLASH has added "Welcome to The Jungle" to his current touring set list:

Somewhere in Portugal, Axl Rose is making an audience wait...for a while.

Slash is on the road promoting Slash - The 2 CD/DVD Deluxe Edition, and if you haven't picked it up yet, you might have tumors:

Moving to the slightly twisted those odd looking boys in MURDERDOLLS just released their video for "Chapel of Blood":

Guy in a gimp suit, girl getting molested... yeah, it's out there alright.

Those goons are out promoting Women And Children Last, which sounds like a friendly title, doesn't it?


From rock, we segue gently... or not-so gently... to RACKS!

Beautiful blond Bridgette B. is 130 lbs (mostly boobs) of pure awesome:

...and she's got electric tape all over her nips. They must be leaky. oh wait, that's not the case at all. She's a dirty girl, ain't she?

Speaking of boobs busty British bombshell Leanne Crow is wearing a bikini that's about 8 sizes too small

Off with you, flimsy fabric! make way for Leanne's massive love bombs!

Exotic Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is having her way with the luckiest Sybian EVER

Lucky piece of machinery who knew you could do THIS on a Sybian? Apparently SHE did.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Drunk Girl in Bathroom stall, Bully Cop vs German Tourist, Nuns with Guns, New Bret Michaels video, ANTHRAX is Antisocial, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape, DEATH RACE 2 Trailer, Lotsa Boobies

It's the end of another week and it's time to raid the little black book for all your former hook-ups:

Make some of those former hook-ups current hook-ups. Because if you don't, someone else is going to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

God bless you alcohol for giving us drunk girls tumbling out of bathroom stalls:

Yaaaay Booze. Yaaay Drunk Girls!

a cliche-slinging cop pulls over the world's unluckiest German tourist:

Want to dial it down a few notches cowboy? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Aw shit, we lied...this IS terrible:

NUDE NUNS with BIG GUNS?? (Drunken Stepfather)

oh yeah... its real. we checked.

The 20 Greatest Moments in Breast History (Brobible)

Crystal Klein is a little slice of blond, Austrian heaven (Freakshow Planet)

A Look at the 2011 Ram Laramie Longhorn (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven isn't wearing much...and we're A-OK with that (z0d)

April O'Neil... Oh... Oh... WOW. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our buddy our pal Bret Michaels is on tour constantly (click for tickets), and he just released a video for his new single "Riding Against the Wind"

BRET MICHAELS will make you wish you were an aging rocker with failing health.

Incidentally, the song is off his latest album Custom Built, which is available now

On the opposite end of the rock spectrum, we see our friends in ANTHRAX are going strong on the Jagermeister Fall Music Tour:

If you happen to catch ANTHRAX on tour, ask Joey Belladonna what that thing on his head is.

Let's see what our buddy Ving Rhames is up to, shall we? Oh, look. Nothing. He went and made a DEATH RACE prequel:

Meh. Why not just go check out the original DEATH RACE

From MOVIES...we segue to MAMMARIES! of course

The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape dropped the other day, and it looks a little something like this:

yeah Karissa Shannon is on her way to super-stardom. Uh, sure.

Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Lovely young Victoria Lawson has a filthy mouth, and we don't mean she's got cavities:

Victoria is just the kind of trash-talker you should bring home to meet mother.

Ladies, if you're shaped like Chrissy Marie, then you should consider yourself obligated to wear fishnet lingerie:

after which, you might be compelled to do exactly what Chrissy Marie does next...which ain't exactly grade school material.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Golf Course Police Chase, Kelly Brook in a Bikini, OZZY live in Birmingham, MEGADETH in Bulgaria, TWISTED SISTER in France, Lupe Fuentes in Lingerie, Mackenzie Pierce in Oil, Karina Hart & Kelley Scarlett in Tight outfits

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

3 Car Chases. 2 Days. 1 Enormous Set of Big Brass Balls.

The last one was on a golf course in a gated community. Hooray for jackass!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook in a Bikini, Day 2 (WWTDD)

Oh...wait... Kelly Brook is in Smallville, right? Yeah, that's her.


Gordon Ramsay hangs out at Nude Beaches and Gawks at Old Man Ass (Drunken Stepfather)

How to Write Twilight Fanfiction (FunnyCrave)

Angel Cassidy looks Devilish in Chains and Latex (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Kelly Kachinske (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Favorite Alcoholic Beverages From Literature (Asylum)

Asa Akira is Wide Open and Willing by the pool (Dailyniner)

Five Absolutely Horrifying Internet Communities (Gunaxin)

Sabrina Maree Has Her Hand in her Pants. Subtle, eh? (z0d)

How To Be "Macho Man" Randy Savage: A Practical Guide (UPROXX)

A Never-Ending Debate: iPhone vs BlackBerry (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The Price of Darkness himself OZZY OSBOURNE (click to load up yer iPod) went back to Birmingham (UK, that is):

...and performed "Mr Crowley" for 400 lucky fans.

What do Bulgarians love more than Moussaka? MEGADETH, dammit!

Can you tell we have a boner for this Sonisphere footage from Bulgaria? No? OK, we'll post more then.

Those old wig-wearing farts in TWISTED SISTER payed tribute to the late, great Ronnie James Dio at Hellfest:

The band says they're going to tour less. Helps protect the brand...and their brittle hips

From Heavy Metal to Hotness...of the Latina kind

This, folks...is Spanish-Colombian Piece-of-Ass Lupe Fuentes:

She's young, tight, and totally filthy but don't take OUR word for it...we've seen the uncut vids.

Slender, asstastic Mackenzie Pierce is oiling up her hiney...and the floor. Quick! Call Kevin Costner!

Or just get a mop. You can see Mackenzie's entire hardcore scene online in Big Wet Asses 16 - On Demand now!...Yup. They made SIXTEEN of them. So many unanswered questions.

How does naturally busty Czech babe Karina Hart stay in those tight outfits?

Easy. She DOESN'T. End of story.

Big-boobed British Babe Kelley Scarlett is another one who can'tseem to stay dressed for long:

She packed those boobs into the tightest plaid skirt known to man... and then proceeded to take it off in all haste. We salute Kelley and all that she does

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.