Heavy Metal Hotness, Condom Application in the Philippines, Ass Shaking in Concert, OZZY does SABBATH, THE BIG FOUR in the U.S. Finally, Angelina Castro and Priya Rai and their big boobs

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Wasted Weekend, Axl Rose Angers Australians, ANTHRAX + FALL OUT BOY = ?, Battle: Los Angeles Trailer, Swedish Idol is cooler than American Idol, SEETHER live in PA, Kagney Linn Karter, Jordan Carver, and Alanah Rae can't stay dressed

Did you have an eventful weekend? Do you REMEMBER any of it? did you do naughty things and find someone like THIS in your bathroom?

Congratulations, friend! Since you had so much fun over the weekend, let's hook up with another stranger TONIGHT!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Axl Rose and the rest of GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

In other breaking news, the sky is blue and water is indeed wet.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for BATTLE: LOS ANGELES is online, and while we're always skeptical about these aliens-invade-and-cause-world-to-end films... GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

This one looks pretty F-ing solid. Well, OK... it kinda looks like INDEPENDENCE DAY, but far less stupid.

The Poster in the background is kind of a dead giveaway, but whose ass in tight jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint for you - She got her start in crappy topless bondage films... too much? Knew it. Damn.

BLACK SWAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Ally Ryan has a Real Nice Rump (FreakShow Planet)

2 PLAYBOY Playmates get awfully oily and awfully naked (z0d)

Kaitylynn Cole is Kinda Friggin' Gorgeous posing naked outdoors (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

Whaddya get when you mix ANTHRAX with FALL OUT BOY and EVERY TIME I DIE?

You get a big Damned band called THE DAMNED THINGS and... which has a bunch of Damned musicians.

The guys in SEETHER have done one hell of a job with GEORGE MICHAEL's "Carless Whisper":

We tried to get an opinion from George about the song, but he was whispering Carelessly to a fella in a public toilet. What? You didn't know he's gay? Where the hell you been?

Why is Swedish 'Idol' so much cooler than American Idol?

Because their contestants (like Jay Smith, seen above) pick songs like "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA to perform... dat's why.

OK, now we move on to the boobies. Any objections? Didn't think so.

Busty blonde adult starlet KAGNEY LINN KARTER is an amazing Texas-born piece of tail:

...and this clip is about all we can show you, because the full scene in CURVY GIRLS 4 (click to watch it on Demand) is pretty twisted. In a good way, that is.

New Jersey-born Alanah Rae is all about keeping clean:

Because if you've seen How sloppy she gets in some of her films you'd understand why.

Sexy German JORDAN CARVER has a lot to learn about staying hydrated in the desert:

Ice cream? You can't fill your canteen with that. are we TOTALLY missing the point on this one? Umm, yeah

18 year-old Montana born BREE DANIELS is really 18 as opposed to lying and really being in her mid 20's:

With that said, some smashing your face against the monitor. just go see all the naughty things Bree does to her naughty spots... and then thank us.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Holiday Hotness is Heavenly, New GREEN HORNET trailer, Rare Dimebag Darrell video, ANTHRAX is still Moshing, Shay Laren, Sara Stone, Aria Giovanni, and Lexi Ray are all Nekkid

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Actually, it's NOT. But your inability to get your hefty ass off the couch IS. Move a little, why dontcha?)

When your wife can do decline crunches while holding your son, you know you have to watch what you say, because picking a fight with abdominal muscles like that could get you killed:

Which reminds us, there's only a few days left to sign up for her BLACK FRIDAY SALE - lose a pile of weight in time for all those Holiday parties!

Coincidentally, that's "Pendulum" from Retooled (feat. Rich DeCicco) blasting in that clip. Catchy, eh?


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The second trailer for Skinny Seth Rogen's adaptation of The GREEN HORNET is online and while there's a LOT more explosions in this one, we're still not 100% sure we want to see it:

See? SMAAAAASH!!

If your ass is THAT big, should you really be wearing leather pants? (Drunken Stepfather)

Whose ass? Umm, HER ass...which used to look a helluva lot better

2010 Holiday Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Stormy Daniels could calm even the most savage seas and rough waters... no, not really...but she IS very attractive (FreakShow Planet)

Julri Waters (yes, that's how you spell it) is a PLAYBOY girl who says 'yes yes' to her no-no spot (z0d)

Becky Payne is going to give herself one hell of a headache if she keeps hanging upside-down like that (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that one day the cops are going to have to knock a hole in your wall to get you out of the house, chunky-butt.)

Headbangers rejoice! DIMEBAG DARRELL is alive and well ...in video form, that is:

This rare semi-upskirt footage of DAMAGEPLAN was captured a little less than three months before Dimebag's murder.

Get Some DAMAGEPLAN, why dontcha?

Something tells us if the guys in ANTHRAX really DID get "Caught in a Mosh", one of those old farts would break a hip.:

Not familiar with ANTHRAX madam? We can fix that, you know.

From metal to ... oh mama!

Naturally large-breasted SARA STONE can't get anywhere near a swimming pool or fountain without whipping off her bikini

Just like in this scene from NATURAL WONDERS 7 (which you can see on demand NOW!

Sure, there's art hanging all over the walls, but the real work of art is Aria Giovanni's Ass ...which we cannot get enough of.

there's just something about the scent of a good hiney... Amiright? Amiright?

For a college gal, PLAYBOY's Lexi Ray ain't too bright.

The shirt comes off BEFORE we get in the shower, toots.

Not that we really care all too much about decorating, but Shay Laren is taking off her bikini and showing off her boobs...

...and all WE can stare at is that ugly, uncomfortable-looking sofa. Buh-lech.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Horse in a Car, Whores in a House, TRONS in a movie, ALICE COOPER in a Shitty Movie, ANTHRAX in a Mosh, Aria Giovanni in a Bikini, Mya Fox Shows her Ass some TV

You know, being flown all over the country being told you're an impresssive S.O.B. gives you time to reflect on all of the lonely MILFs you're going to reconnect with when you get home...

her husband is being flown all over the country too... She's home. She's lonely. She's what we'd call 'Available'. Get rid of that conscience!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

How much horse poo can fill up the back seat of a Kansas shit-box?

Just ask Jerry. He knows intimately how much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

What's better than TRON?

TRON: LEGACY, of course...with exploding, flying, and digitally-aging TRONs!

...and you can already order TRON: LEGACY on Blu-Ray....ain't THAT swell?
Of course you can still get The original TRON in case you weren't alive in the 80's



Eva Mendes playing with a dick-shaped Muppet still gives us bonerz (Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, Everything Eva Mendes does gives us bonerz...and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that

Marie McCray makes us dislike Redheads even more. Holy Crap she's HOT (FreakShow Planet)

Capri Anderson is wet and naked. Perhaps we should hand her a towel. No? Yeah, you're right. Stay nude (z0d)

Ancilla Tilia from PLAYBOY looks like that teacher you always wanted to bang...or maybe you DID. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Those aging thrashers in ANTHRAX were in Santiago, Chile in front of one of the biggest Mosh pits you have ever seen:

ANTHRAX is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which WE just ordered because we can't wait to see if this show is ever going to come to the U.S.

and you're waiting for what, exactly? ORDER IT NOW!.

In 1984, ALICE COOPER made a piece-of-shit horror film called MONSTER DOG:

in this interview with Spain's 'Rock Metal TV', Cooper explains how absolutely wonderful the experience was.

And you haven't picked up MONSTER DOG yet WHY???

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

How fast can ARIA GIOVANNI peel off a pink bikini?

Umm, honestly? NOT FAST ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

Young 18 year-old Mya Fox is showing her big ass some of her big ass TV set.

She's really 22, but you can suspend disbelief for a while, can't you? and why is she showing a bunch of TV to her ass anyway? Because she wants her ass to stay up on current events, dammit!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.